Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

What's the over/under on his alt getting banned by flagging from the people he's pissed off these past few years?

 

[Judge Dredd]

Another possibility for the alt-account. His main was blocked by all his trannies waifus "celebrities".

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Another possibility for the alt-account. His main was blocked by all his trannies waifus "celebrities".

We know his main is blocked by Aimee Terese. What are the odds that he wants a safe space to shit talk her and other less acceptable targets like Sophia Narwitz, Diamond and Silk, etc?

He's obviously shown he's not going to keep political sperging off his "professional" Twitter, but maybe he thinks he can limit himself to safe, popular leftie takes on it, while really cutting loose on his private, personal Twitter. It's not going to work well on either front, but that's probably what he has in mind. Unless he's such a retard that he couldn't keep to his plan for an hour after he started the new Twitter.

 

[The tired cat]

He's not even half assing this new split Twitter. He's ten percent assing it, at most. It's obvious he can't bear the thought of his very important opinions being ignored, even if the alternative is everyone hating them and him. In a country with a proper government like China's, liking his Tweets would be mandatory!

The EFAP crew laughed at Robert's recent "small meal for an average sized person" McDonald's Tweet for a full ten minutes in their recent video. Shadiversity's initial reaction upon reading it is especially funny. He's completely overwhelmed.
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Welp, it says something when a worthless bastard like Rags can make fun of you.

 

[Bumwine]

He's not even half assing this new split Twitter. He's ten percent assing it, at most. It's obvious he can't bear the thought of his very important opinions being ignored, even if the alternative is everyone hating them and him. In a country with a proper government like China's, liking his Tweets would be mandatory!

The EFAP crew laughed at Robert's recent "small meal for an average sized person" McDonald's Tweet for a full ten minutes in their recent video. Shadiversity's initial reaction upon reading it is especially funny. He's completely overwhelmed.
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Between the chicken&Mountain Dew and this he managed to be more Jack Scalfani than Ja/ck/ himself and Jack still manged to get laid and have two kids

 

[Mr Snek]

I've got another theory as to why Blob made a personal account. What if what we've seen from him already is what he considers his "moderate" opinions? And he's made his personal account to sperg about opinions so extreme we couldn't even imagine them?

 

[XtrmGamr719]

I've got another theory as to why Blob made a personal account. What if what we've seen from him already is what he considers his "moderate" opinions? And he's made his personal account to sperg about opinions so extreme we couldn't even imagine them?

Jesus Christ could he actually become the Mega-Hitler he always see himself as?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Jesus Christ could he actually become the Mega-Hitler he always see himself as?

Nah, that would require him leaving his apartment, doing uncomfortable things, and being effective at them.

 

[ditto]

And he's made his personal account to sperg about opinions so extreme we couldn't even imagine them?

He's off to a great start. Account only hours old and he's telling the President to kill himself.

 

[Flexo]

He's not even half assing this new split Twitter. He's ten percent assing it, at most. It's obvious he can't bear the thought of his very important opinions being ignored, even if the alternative is everyone hating them and him. In a country with a proper government like China's, liking his Tweets would be mandatory!

The EFAP crew laughed at Robert's recent "small meal for an average sized person" McDonald's Tweet for a full ten minutes in their recent video. Shadiversity's initial reaction upon reading it is especially funny. He's completely overwhelmed.
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I do enjoy EFAP, but man I wish they segment their streams afterwards into "bits."

RotC just does 2 hour streams each day and they still break it down into segments.

Picked one where they rag on the girl of Bob's dreams. (She could only be more perfect for him if she was oriental.)

 

[Neko GF]

Robert has unlocked his personal twitter:

Now everyone can see his wonderful tweets about the superior future and loathsome troglodytes.

 

[francesco]

SadBob wants his future back

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

SadBob wants his future back
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But Bobert, it's 2020, nobody cares about the feelings of a 40 year old obsolete cis white male incel.

Also, I skimmed his followers, blue checkmarks are suspiciously rare. Shouldn't all his eceleb "friends" follow his personal account? Oh, I'm sure they'll turn up in time...

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Maybe he thinks that the reason no one is following his alt is because it was locked. It had nothing to do with the fact that he has a lot of hate-follows because he’s such a genocidal asshole.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Lol, Bob doesn't have friends and colleagues. He's also never had coherent dreams and goals. "I want my dreams back!" By which he means the dreams of having his mind transferred to a robot body. Also a spaceship, because why not?

Maybe he means his dreams of stripping away the voting rights of over 60 million Americans. That's just a starting point, of course. He wants to actually go much further than that. Why won't the bullies and bigots just let him have his Bob-topia?

 

[Flexo]

SadBob wants his future back
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see? This is the why of my theory of his being "bullied."

The revolution has barely begun to eat its own - at most it's just a bunch of harsh words and taunting (we're not even up to being lined against a wall) - and already Bob is acting like the firing squad is lining up. He's down on his knees, blubbering like a child about how he doesn't want to die and the most anybody's done to him is say "You suck."

He is such a narcissist he cannot take the slightest wound to his ego. Hence why I believe his "bullying" back in the day was probably nothing more than some other kids going "Shut up, Bob. Nobody cares."

 

[Adamska]

SadBob wants his future back
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Smoothbrain Bobby here accidentally admits that he's a sobbing wreck more than usual because he literally can't consoom product. Seriously, read between his usual "REEE ME WANT METAL BODY AND METAL WIFE ORANGE MAN STOLE IT BECAUSE ME AM RETARDED", and you see he's getting pissed he can't watch capeshit movies, or lesbian porn that's new while pretending it's art. That he also can't waste hundreds at some shitty soyboy version of Dave and Busters too is also clearly affecting him.

Corona chan is definitely fucking with his mind as hard as the realization he can't be a slimy toady to the left since they hate his guts too.

Oh, and on Bobby getting bullied? Nahh, it's pretty clear that as a kid he desperately tried to be the weaselly toady that you see in media for the bully. Bobby is like Randall from Recess, or Wormtail from Harry Potter in that respect. He just accuses the bullies rejecting his attempts to cheerlead them into beating up the nerds of bullying him since they didn't accept him.

 

[Water-T]

It's especially pathetic when you consider his channel, like DSP's, is a legacy channel- he got in on the ground floor 12 or so years ago, when YouTube was young and (almost) nobody else was doing what he was doing. He should easily be topping 1 million+ views today. He really is a relic trapped in the past. One might even say he's rapidly becoming obsolete.

MovieBlob had a prime opportunity to boost his channel in 2015 after his review of Pixels went viral...but then he wasted it by being a mega-sperg and choosing to be an asshole to people on Twitter while autistically screeching about goobergrape in the hopes that it would convince Anita to let him hover hand her again.

Anyone else with less 'tism than Blob would have used that exposure to grow their channel by making more videos in that vein and building an audience on Twitter.....but defending m'lady's honor was way more important to Mr. Potahto Head.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

SadBob wants his future back
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I like his click bait opener. It alerts the reader that there's a lack of affection and contact in his life. He then makes you think that he's sad because he's so alone and out of place, as inferred by the school/camp allusion. He then completely derails his and the reader's, train of thought by going ape shit talking about revolutionaries"BERNING" down the arts because something about male Karens eating brunch and having a zombie survival plan from watching 2014 YouTube videos. All this culminating at the end where he drops the veil and complains about how things suck for him and this isn't the future he was owed. What any of this has to do with missing hugs is beyond my Mayonnaise Ghoul brain's power of comprehension.

"That even I know only ever had contempt for me?"
You don't say?

 

[Lensherr]

SadBob wants his future back
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Not gonna lie, for a hot minute I wanna was worried seeing Bob’s personal Twitter being put on private, since his insane rants are one of the main reasons I keep visiting the Farms in the first place and it made me worried that we wouldn’t be getting as much of a consistent stream of hot takes from him. But alas, he couldn’t resist the allure of validation from strangers on the internet, and seeing this particular thread (in addition to the one where he tells Trump to kill himself) has put my fears to rest.

This might honestly be one of the more transparent takes from Bob that I’ve seen in a while, because it lays bare what many have always suspected about him: beneath all that bluster about fighting the good fight and sticking it to the worthless Mayonnaise Ghouls, he’s just a self-centered, entitled man-child impotently raging at the world because he feels like he wasn’t handed the kind of life that he thinks that he’s owed. It makes perfect sense why so many leftists despise him, because he’s unwilling to sacrifice his material comfort in order to affect meaningful change.

Also, implying that he overcame “REAL *systemic* hardship”