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kids get a mild version, in adults it develops into shingles if they aren't exposed as kids
I somehow got shingles when I was 11, even though I was vaccinated. Damn near killed me. I still can't comfortably lie on my left side because of how painful it was.

unrelated to that, contract's up in 2 weeks, so I thought I'd order in some materials for some home improvement. Tried to rder sand. No fucker has any. The entire country has a two week waiting line and most of the builders merchants are just plain out of it. What motherfucker hoards sand?
 
This is New York we're talking about; everyone owns a goddamn baseball bat and knows how to beat someone to a pulp with it. If you're born in New Yawk, you practically come out of the womb clutching a slugger in one hand and a pack of resold cigarettes in the other.
Shame none of them seem to want to actually do it.
 
In our defense Pennsylvania is not so much “America” as it is the place where space aliens truly do live and hide. They just want you to think it’s California.
By the time this is done everyone is going to know about Pennsylvania. This is awful. Kindly just forget about us and keep on going through to New Jersey and places beyond. Just continue right on into the sea/New York if you feel so inclined.

I'll tell you one thing though: the decrease in traffic has given me lots of time to brush up on shooting at highway signs at about 110. Still can't beat the local sheriff's grouping... and I'm mostly sober!
 
I somehow got shingles when I was 11, even though I was vaccinated
You can still get the pox even if vaccinated. And thus you can still get shingles - you’ve been unlucky, it’s usually much milder if you’ve been vaccinated. You’re probably experiencing post-herpetic pain which can be horrible, and long lasting, but you should talk to your doc to rule out other possible causes. Sometimes something as simple as fixing a vitamin deficiency can sort it. It’s treatable, but don’t let them give you opioids.
 
As of this morning New York State confirmed coronavirus cases: 122,031 total, increased by 8,327,; deaths 4,159, increased by 1,214 and recovered cases 10,478 increased by 1,592.

Cuomo is doing his press conference right now, there's been a large increase of recovered and he thinks we're experiencing the peak because "statisticians" told him so. Whatever. He also said they're going to send the ventilators where there's the biggest need (duh). And that when this is all over he's going to send equipment and medical personnel to any states that need it (which is bullshit because its not going to be over until tests/vaccine/treatment are widely available and then there won't be loads of sick people in hospitals).

My neighbors had a party last night, there are huge lines everywhere for stores, ATMs, it's crazy. Two ambulances showed up in front of my apartment but it was late so I couldn't see if they took anyone out . Maybe they did, there are a few older folks in the building.

The NYPD report a large increase in bodega burglaries since the lockdown began

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/...00-in-new-york-city-amid-coronavirus-pandemic Archive

Dinduettes smack an Asian woman on the head with an umbrella in the Bronx because the bat flu

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Also the weather is getting warm so I think this shelter in place decree is going to be ignored bigly once it gets hot. It's going to be a long, hot summer.

This is the day I stopped believing Cuomo at his press conferences. He says today that crime is down, but
Law and order fears for NYC as nearly 10,000 NYPD and FDNY members call out sick amid a rise in burglaries while virus daily death toll DOUBLES in the city to 757
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...early-10-000-NYPD-FDNY-members-sick-city.html (http://archive.vn/XeOFa)

He says things are getting better with hospitalizations and we;re approaching the top of the curve, but yesterday they froze the data on a publically viewable modelling site which may be one NY uses. So if I can't believe him on crime why believe him on the stats?

I think there are a lot more young and healthy people dying than expected and the curve is not going to flatten in NY as much as they thought. There will be a lot more deaths, he's going to have to lengthen social distancing/shutdown measures and increase lockdowns and travel restrictions. I think right now he's regrouping and deciding how best to roll this out. i expect an announcement this week. He may try to let us get through Easter, so a week from tommorow at the outside.
 
The Queen is going to make an announcement. My prediction is that she'll explain how King Charles I caused a civil war, the abolition of the monarchy and a period of tyranny grim even by British standards ending with the monarchy being re-established under Charles II. Charles II's reign survived the plague and a terrible fire but his son caused another civil war, invasion by William of Orange and a new dynasty. Thus having kings called Charles inevitably augurs some sort of apocalyptic turmoil, perhaps lasting for up to a century and devastating the country. Then she'll announce she has the virus and is abdicating so Prince Charles can become King Charles III and we deserve everything that's coming to us.

https://archive.vn/wip/HmNtO
 
Stars and Stripes just published this on the Theodore Roosevelt situation.

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You know, if the Navy wanted to get rid of the captain for making them look bad, there was so many ways they could have done it that didnt involve...making them look bad. Like jesus, have him report to the CNOs office for a reprimand, wait 6 months to shuffle him off to a desk on shore to await inevitable retirement.

Definitely scratching my head at the decision to just up and relieve him from Duty post haste. It's going to make the investigation into this a shit show. Not a good look for the navy.
They obviously do not want this kind of faggotry to spread - once your nuclear submarine captains start posting tiktoks while on mission, and tattle about their lack of torpedoes on twitter, you do not have a navy anymore. This dude absolutely has to be hammered publicly to make an example to the rest of the navy.

I somehow got shingles when I was 11, even though I was vaccinated. Damn near killed me. I still can't comfortably lie on my left side because of how painful it was.

unrelated to that, contract's up in 2 weeks, so I thought I'd order in some materials for some home improvement. Tried to rder sand. No fucker has any. The entire country has a two week waiting line and most of the builders merchants are just plain out of it. What motherfucker hoards sand?
Just-in-time supply - sand is bulky, heavy and low margin good.

All it takes is one well aimed swing at a knee. Or if she shoves a few nails into it beforehand, a single hit to the chest will put any burglar out of commission.
Not going to happen - you need killer instinct and ruthlessness for this. Maybe after she has been raped and robbed couple of times and survived, definitely not the first time.

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This is the day I stopped believing Cuomo at his press conferences. He says today that crime is down, but


He says things are getting better with hospitalizations and we;re approaching the top of the curve, but yesterday they froze the data on a publically viewable modelling site which may be one NY uses. So if I can't believe him on crime why believe him on the stats?

I think there are a lot more young and healthy people dying than expected and the curve is not going to flatten in NY as much as they thought. There will be a lot more deaths, he's going to have to lengthen social distancing/shutdown measures and increase lockdowns and travel restrictions. I think right now he's regrouping and deciding how best to roll this out. i expect an announcement this week. He may try to let us get through Easter, so a week from tommorow at the outside.
Occam's razor. Much more likely some government jockey royally fucked up reporting statistics and because its the weekend the guy who can fix it is at home and since they are in a state of emergency they are not allowed to work OT so it cant be fixed until monday. The "young people are dying way faster then we know" theory has never been backed up by actual numbers, and is born from the idea that somehow, our government has these grand conspiracy theories despite being staffed by incontinent baboons.

Source: I've worked for the government for years. This is SOP. Anything mission critical will inevitably hang on one guy who cant be reached when SHTF.

If you think about it, it's kind of surreal how a virus from Chinese bat soup seems to be hitting the West the hardest...
If you HONESTLY think the west is getting hit harder then china I have some bat soup to sell you. Now with 200% more rhino horn! We all know china's numbers are utter bullshit.
 
The Queen is going to make an announcement. My prediction is that she'll explain how King Charles I caused a civil war, the abolition of the monarchy and a period of tyranny grim even by British standards ending with the monarchy being re-established under Charles II. Charles II's reign survived the plague and a terrible fire but his son caused another civil war, invasion by William of Orange and a new dynasty. Thus having kings called Charles inevitably augurs some sort of apocalyptic turmoil, perhaps lasting for up to a century and devastating the country. Then she'll announce she has the virus and is abdicating so Prince Charles can become King Charles III and we deserve everything that's coming to us.

https://archive.vn/wip/HmNtO
I feel like there should be a comet, hanging heavy in the sky, spewing sulf’rus miasmas and heralding our doom.
Charles will probably recommend homeopathy. God help us all.

Et VOILA: https://archive.li/mkB7N
 
This is New York we're talking about; everyone owns a goddamn baseball bat and knows how to beat someone to a pulp with it. If you're born in New Yawk, you practically come out of the womb clutching a slugger in one hand and a pack of resold cigarettes in the other.

The key word is born in New York. The trust fund/student loan debtor Midwest hipsters - the Nady Stewarts, if you will - have zero survival instinct, zero supplies (their dorm rooms are too damn small), and zero weaponry. They are entirely isolated, huddled in their little safe space forts, far away from the dirty, scary natives. Of course, Williamsburg borders Bushwick, which borders fucking Crown Heights and Brownsville, and Williamsburg, while thoroughly colonized, borders Bed Stuy. Meanwhile, the despised fash NYPD is getting pwned by the coof, and Skylar and Tristan are running out of vegan ramen. Sitting ducks, baby.

Sucks for you, Skylar! Maybe the Bath Beach goombas and/or Sunset Park Vietnamese will scrape you off the pavement. Maybe. And just imagine all the wannabe Antifa artistes living in hives like McKibbin... coof central. Shoulda stayed in Ohio, xirs! Wyckoff Hospital fucking sucks.
 
Here's some good news to get your hopes up, boys and girls! A much-needed morale boost in trying times.

Any day now we will be getting Red Letter Media's review of the season finale of Star Trek: Picard. Think of the anguish and pain Mike Stoklasa will rain down upon internet superstar Rich Evans. Put yourself in the moment and imagine the rush you will feel when Mike calls Alex Kurtzman a faggot for the fifth or sixth time. It's gonna be good, folks!

And for the uninitiated, you can start with the videos below. You thought Rich Evans had already gone as crazy as can be? Think again because we have not yet seen his final form.


Sir, this is the corona virus thread, not the RLM thread.
 
The key word is born in New York. The trust fund/student loan debtor Midwest hipsters - the Nady Stewarts, if you will - have zero survival instinct, zero supplies (their dorm rooms are too damn small), and zero weaponry. They are entirely isolated, huddled in their little safe space forts, far away from the dirty, scary natives. Of course, Williamsburg borders Bushwick, which borders fucking Crown Heights and Brownsville, and Williamsburg, while thoroughly colonized, borders Bed Stuy. Meanwhile, the despised fash NYPD is getting pwned by the coof, and Skylar and Tristan are running out of vegan ramen. Sitting ducks, baby.

Sucks for you, Skylar! Maybe the Bath Beach goombas and/or Sunset Park Vietnamese will scrape you off the pavement. Maybe. And just imagine all the wannabe Antifa artistes living in hives like McKibbin... coof central. Shoulda stayed in Ohio, xirs! Wyckoff Hospital fucking sucks.
"Having bedbugs infest your bed and your headphones stolen just means they're keeping it real".

Jesus christ WTF is wrong with people? That means you live in a crime infected dump surrounded by pestilence.

"Even when it’s really loud, it’s still better than some terrible stock-trading roommate listening to Fox in the next room. "

Yes how dare you have a roommate that makes an actual living, sleeps in his own bed in his own room, and doesnt give you gonaherphasyphilis. And 29 year olds paying $375 a month to share a 4x6 cubby with someone else while braggin they dont really leave the enclave or talk tot he locals while living there....

Just napalm the building and be done with it

EDIT: "As for the muggings, he shrugged them off. “A lot of people get mugged,” he said." :story: This whole thing reads like an Onion article or expose on third world living conditions, except some hippy millenial fucks are willingly paying upwards of $800 a space for this shit hole.

Archive: https://archive.vn/1H2K8
 
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