Articles & Happening Meta Discussion

Articles & Happenings is the third attempt at a news board on the Kiwi Farms. It is a cursed place. Every moderator who has been assigned here has resigned within a year. During 2016, the political crossfire was so bad it spread to different boards and culminated in me banning American news discussion entirely for several months. It has been deleted in its entirety twice. There is no actual discussion here, it's people posting garbage. It leans much further right than the rest of the site and doesn't particularly conduct discussion because dissenting opinions are dogpiled by a thousand memelords posting shit they read on /pol/ without any critical analysis.

The only rules that can be enforced are empirical ones with boolean violation answers. New threads must cite a real source directly and must use the headline of the article as a thread title without any editorializing. Articles must be archived in some way and must link to the original article. Replies that are one word or a reaction images are automatic one-month bans from the board.

I'm creating this now because it seems like this place is here to stay and is one of the largest areas of the entire site. I might as well throw in bare minimum effort to improve it. I don't even try to find mods for here because they will quit, without exception. I've added new prefixes ("Business" and "Crime") just now.

Discuss.


New threads should be made like this.

 

[It's HK-47]

I guess you guys really want to duke it out. Fuck it, might as well get comfortable and watch the Thunderdome. No reason to pretend like State of the Board is a normal thread, anyways.

 

[AprilRains]

This is just fucking gross.



He's a literal Nazi tho,

Y2K Tusky

 

[Pygmy Giraffe]

You guys are something else. No wonder politics are discouraged.

If it's not the N word, the Joos or Dems, it's white knighting for Trump or Biden or whether Nazis are socialists, or asking for nudes, or low tier political gotcha moments.

Grow up.

I hope you switch out of this above-it-all moral scold persona soon. You're more tolerable when you're in your standard oversensitive, faux-voice of reason, white BOOMER hating mode

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

this slapfight is boring

the worst autism is when it is sort of constrained so people aren't throwing around funny insults but still so autistic that it's disruptive and derailing to whatever the topic was. that's what you people are doing. the thunderdome is entertaining because it's violent and gory. stop talking about your feelings, no one cares.

if you're going to slapfight, at least be entertaining for the rest of us or start dropping nudes. @tuscangarder is way more entertaining than most of the idiots slapfighting with her and she's a fucking communist

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I like how this thread went from bitching about A&N, to bitching about stickers, to bitching about people bitching about stickers, to bitching about CDMP being banned, to bitching about word filters, to bitching about bait posters, to bitching about each other, and demanding each others' nudes.

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

I like how this thread went from bitching about A&N, to bitching about stickers, to bitching about people bitching about stickers, to bitching about CDMP being banned, to bitching about word filters, to bitching about bait posters, to bitching about each other, and demanding each others' nudes.

At least we got to see tuscangarder and Arm Pit Cream suck each other off.

 

[The Last Stand]

At least we got to see tuscangarder and Arm Pit Cream suck each other off.

I like how they just called me a Nazi earlier. What the fuck? Can I board the train now?

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Has anyone else noticed how the few /pol/-posters we actually did have seem to have just gone away by the time the Chinese coronavirus popped full strength into the 24-hour news cycle?

 

[Shield Breaker]

I like how they just called me a Nazi earlier. What the fuck? Can I board the train now?

Which one Kommander?

 

[Ineedahero]

I like how this thread went from bitching about A&N, to bitching about stickers, to bitching about people bitching about stickers, to bitching about CDMP being banned, to bitching about word filters, to bitching about bait posters, to bitching about each other, and demanding each others' nudes.

I would like to add a new category - bitching about the name of the forum. It's a&h. It will always be a&h, a&n is a failed arrested development gag, fuck the news, fuck null, bring back happenings, we will persevere.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

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I guess you guys really want to duke it out. Fuck it, might as well get comfortable and watch the Thunderdome. No reason to pretend like State of the Board is a normal thread, anyways.

I want to put down a 100 "This fight to the death ends with them fucking like faggot gladiators, but fatter and with more brain damage." what odds do I get?

 

[Absolutego]

I would like to add a new category - bitching about the name of the forum. It's a&h. It will always be a&h, a&n is a failed arrested development gag, fuck the news, fuck null, bring back happenings, we will persevere.

As much as I hate the new acronym compared to A&H, keeping the really insane doomers contained over in the happenings board until coronavirus hysteria dies down a little bit is preferable to the alternative.

 

[ConfederateIrishman]

Has anyone else noticed how the few /pol/-posters we actually did have seem to have just gone away by the time the Chinese coronavirus popped full strength into the 24-hour news cycle?

Most of them got banned tbh

 

[FunPosting101]

Honestly, people who dislike/hate this board are too easily upset. For example, last night I posted my genuine opinions in support of a strong separation of church and state in a thread here, and the only thing that really happened is a bunch of people disagreed with me and I got some negative ratings. Oh dears, seriously now grow the fuck up already, this board has a bunch argumentative assholes(myself included) for any topic you care to name, it's not some stormfront analog and it never was, a few trolls notwithstanding.

 

[AnOminous]

Why is this thread more autistic than the A&H board itself? Or A&N or whatever it's called in between nool's bouts of deleting it. The board itself actually looks pretty good compared to this thread.

 

[Absolutego]

Why is this thread more autistic than the A&H board itself? Or A&N or whatever it's called in between nool's bouts of deleting it. The board itself actually looks pretty good compared to this thread.

(please stop pointing out that the honeypot is working, lest you startle the bees)

 

[FunPosting101]

Why is this thread more autistic than the A&H board itself? Or A&N or whatever it's called in between nool's bouts of deleting it. The board itself actually looks pretty good compared to this thread.

Butthurt tends to aggravate the autism, or something like that anyway if my time posting on 4chan is any indication.

 

[Begemot]

This thread never ceases to amaze in terms of how autistic things can get here.

Nah, you're all going to bow down to your tankie queen @tuscangarder. Keep simping!!!

 

[ProfLayton45]

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[Spooky Bones]

https://jacktiveactive.itch.io/the-chaning-industry-handbook A Book about Kiwi Farms

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