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Vic Viper T301 said:
If you want a laugh watch him do the Sundowner fight, it uses the same mechanic where you have to slash multiple weakpoints at once and he never figured it out, he kept only hitting 1 or 2 of the points and calling it a glitch. Turned one of the easiest bosses into the game into yet another episode of 'bash your head against the brick wall till it breaks.' This was before live chat handholding and he was rushing through the game day 1 so he couldn't even look up someone competent's video to copy. Truly a lost era of DSP khantent.
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oh i've played through mgsr and im doing a very hard playthrough of it, im aware of all the bosses, its the reason why im so baffled he calls anything a "puzzle boss"
 
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holy fuck that was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Phil fighting on this bridge with an AI companion, the companion isn't doing exactly what he wants, so he calls her a stupid bitch, as he's prone to do with women, the AI gets beaten by the skeleton she's fighting, phils runs over and kills the skeleton and gloats "wow she got killed by a basic enemy? she fucking sucks", let's ignore the fact phil dies to basic enemies all the time, after his gloating he then turns around and walks straight off the bridge to his death.

I know I should post videos instead of describing this shit, but I forget if he deletes twitch clips and I can't be bothered to use a third party source.
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
Please, I don't want to think about DSP having sex.
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Phil has a lot of similarities with incels. Abnormal hatred of women, extremely paranoid, unable to find fault with himself. He basically is an incel except he won the lottery.
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Don't get me wrong, he would be an incel if he cared enough to want heterosexual sex and took it in the direction of uploading weekly mgtow videos. Khet's not going to be happy if he suddenly wants to move into her bedroom and push the mattresses together. As it is he is mostly satisfied with jpegs of hot sweaty men and is apolitical, going sjw as much as he makes nonpc comments about women.
 
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You can dump twitch clips onto streamable. Then it doesn't matter what he does.
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yeah but I don't know what the fuck streamable is and I don't know if I can be bothered to learn just to laugh at Phil. Speaking of phil, he just ended the stream 30 minutes early because he has to make dinner. funny how he just got to a boss fight.
 
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JimiHendrix said:
yeah but I don't know what the fuck streamable is and I don't know if I can be bothered to learn just to laugh at Phil. Speaking of phil, he just ended the stream 30 minutes early because he has to make dinner. funny how he just got to a boss fight.
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It's a site that will take clips up to at least a few minutes long and make them easily shareable. No account creation needed. You can make the clip, dump the link into streamable, and it will spit out a new link for you to a clip that doesn't disappear as soon as the Twitch VOD does.
 
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It's a site that will take clips up to at least a few minutes long and make them easily shareable. No account creation needed. You can make the clip, dump the link into streamable, and it will spit out a new link for you to a clip that doesn't disappear as soon as the Twitch VOD does.
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i'll try to keep it in mind for next time something funny happens, but don't hold your breath. I never did understand how people like drgnkiller did the quote shit every day. seems like a lot of effort.
 
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JimiHendrix said:
holy fuck that was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Phil fighting on this bridge with an AI companion, the companion isn't doing exactly what he wants, so he calls her a stupid bitch, as he's prone to do with women, the AI gets beaten by the skeleton she's fighting, phils runs over and kills the skeleton and gloats "wow she got killed by a basic enemy? she fucking sucks", let's ignore the fact phil dies to basic enemies all the time, after his gloating he then turns around and walks straight off the bridge to his death.

I know I should post videos instead of describing this shit, but I forget if he deletes twitch clips and I can't be bothered to use a third party source.
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God damn it now I want to see that.
 
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architect said:
God, I really do love Phil as a lolcow. Watch this clip and tell me it isn't something straight out of a mockumentary.


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He somehow always predicts his future but is powerless to stop it.

I am saving money dood, but btw did you know I am a big deal, I drive BMW!
 
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architect said:
God, I really do love Phil as a lolcow. Watch this clip and tell me it isn't something straight out of a mockumentary.


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Yeah, "Yes I am driving a BMW" is like a perfect punchline for a mokumentary style joke. I've said it before and I'll say it again: He reminds me of David Brent in so many ways it's absurd, from clown mode to acting like a middle manager with his paypigs.
 
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