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He is making crazy money this week, be a shame if something was to come up :p I think Phil is so interesting because we are waiting for that meltdown. It is going to be incredible, yeah the tards are going to give him money but one thing just crossed me, what if the whales are using credit cards to fund Phil.

Like disability cheques are one hell of a drug but we know through CWC that the tug boats are not too high.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
Phil ruins anything, given time. It might not be this week or the next, but he will eventually fuck up easy things for himself.

Whether its the vest streak being broken and him gin tweeting at 4 am or him pissing his chat off by refusing to wear the vest one day, any time Phil runs a con into the ground it ends in fireworks.

Hell, he had literal oil baron kiddie money rolling in and he fucked himself by not playing Blanka or whatever the hell when his sugar daddy asked him to.

He had swaggins throwing him stacks of cash that make papavera look like a pauper and he eventually had a falling out with him over Sekiro.

Its always something.
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Hey this all banks on these cucks actually having opinions or caring about the games on screen.

I think we’re entering a new whale era, they care more about meeting goals to see their favorite twitch thot put on a sexy vest instead of a game he might shit on
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
Has DSP ever apologized or gone back on what he said about the Corona Virus being "overhyped media nonsense"? Obviously he's still using it to wring the pitybux but has nobody brought up his earlier opinion on it?
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DSP apologizing or going back on something?

Might as well ask him to stop blaming lag or bugged mechanics.
 
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So I've looked at the numbers of the last 8 days of never before seen positivity. Seriously, you guys have been coming out and supporting him like never before. It's insane. It's probably the most positive, recurring thing we've had in YEARS. Let's see what a month of such insane positivity would mean for Phil.

Over the last 8 days:

He made around $429.57 in cheers
He made around $2088 in tips

If we assume a 30-day month with 4 days off he would be on route to making $1396.10 in cheers and $6786 in tips for a combined $8182.10

If we use March's numbers for subscriptions and Youtube CPM he would end up making:

$10942.10-$12762.1

Which is pretty much what he made in February. It would still be above average compared to previous months but it's obvious that never before seen positivity in tips would be accompanied by never before seen NEGATIVITY in bits. It's almost as if the beggar is celebrating the fact that he's receiving money he can use for mobile games IMMEDIATELY instead of the actual amounts themselves (and the fact that he's managed to finally convert his wheelchairs to tippers instead of cheerers).
 
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Phil had a thread on 4chan /tv/ board here asking who will play him in his biopic and some posters had no idea who he was a quick google search for one poster revealed Kiwi Farms and well:

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thread archived here:

/tv/ - Who will play him in the inevitable biopic? This - Television & Film - 4chan

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic? This pig's life would be unadulterated kino >Life and ca... - "/tv/ - Television & Film" is 4chan's imageboard dedicated to the discussion of television and film.
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DiabeticSP said:
Since the autism theory is he's trying to 'hide' tips as being income (by saying their gifts so its not business related, essentially) I wonder if thats why he"s pushing tips so hard.
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Because he thinks he can pocket them without taxes, they don't go through Twitch and he used to throw them on his super-secret second Paypal. This, of course, backfired because he's an idiot and doesn't understand how tips work life works.
 
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iLoveDoe said:
So I just realized that last year this nigga cried about risking on losing his house if he couldn't pay his taxes in time but this year he actually risks losing his house since the court saw through his bullshit about having no assets to sell to pay off his debts and he doesn't say a goddamn peep about it

What's wrong with this dood
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One is him raising attention to beg for money while the other is avoided in order to not let the viewers raise attention to what he did with the money. They blindly give him money, and he knows that he has to keep them believing his lies. If they catch on to him then he is done. This is how it has always been with Phil never acknowledging anything on stream. He uses his repetitious words as a way to brainwash his simple minded audience and it pays off for him.
 
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