Articles & Happening Meta Discussion

Articles & Happenings is the third attempt at a news board on the Kiwi Farms. It is a cursed place. Every moderator who has been assigned here has resigned within a year. During 2016, the political crossfire was so bad it spread to different boards and culminated in me banning American news discussion entirely for several months. It has been deleted in its entirety twice. There is no actual discussion here, it's people posting garbage. It leans much further right than the rest of the site and doesn't particularly conduct discussion because dissenting opinions are dogpiled by a thousand memelords posting shit they read on /pol/ without any critical analysis.

The only rules that can be enforced are empirical ones with boolean violation answers. New threads must cite a real source directly and must use the headline of the article as a thread title without any editorializing. Articles must be archived in some way and must link to the original article. Replies that are one word or a reaction images are automatic one-month bans from the board.

I'm creating this now because it seems like this place is here to stay and is one of the largest areas of the entire site. I might as well throw in bare minimum effort to improve it. I don't even try to find mods for here because they will quit, without exception. I've added new prefixes ("Business" and "Crime") just now.

Discuss.


New threads should be made like this.

 

[Absolutego]

h-he seriously tried to turn being retarded enough to get a -chan nickname into a verb?

 

[XYZpdq]

h-he seriously tried to turn being exceptional enough to get a -chan nickname into a verb?

I will sometimes use "channing it up" like "nerding it up" as a way to describe the exact way I'm wasting my time when discussing things with friends.

 

[fartsnstuf]

h-he seriously tried to turn being exceptional enough to get a -chan nickname into a verb?

you should see the slapfights he get into with 9 year olds

Spoiler: His fight with VHX S

Omega Mega started fighting with this 9 year old because in typical 9 year old fashion, claimed that he can hack Omega Mega's account in retaliation; Omega Mega made and released this video:

Weeb Case Storees: VHX S Needs to Leave the Internet!!

This is a serious video i made on this kid because he really needs to be stopped. He is doing things that he shouldn't be doing VHX S Youtube https://www.you...

www.youtube.com

for reference, this is what the kid looks like this:

now, to anyone smart enough, that would've been the end of it, but VHX S, being a rebellous 9 year old, decided it was a great idea to show Omega Mega and his exceptional friends his genitals. Omega Mega and his excellent choice in friends decide to save and post the photo of the poor kid's genitals (obviously censored) and used it to expose the kid on Twitter:

http://archive.is/9tpqY

the kicker? Dude had the balls to blame the kid for showing his genitals

pretty fucked if you ask me

 

[ProfLayton45]

Technically, VHX S wanted to show his genitals to me and a few others and one of my friends ended up using the screenshots when reporting him on Twitter.

you should see the slapfights he get into with 9 year olds

Spoiler: His fight with VHX S

Omega Mega started fighting with this 9 year old because in typical 9 year old fashion, claimed that he can hack Omega Mega's account in retaliation; Omega Mega made and released this video:

Weeb Case Storees: VHX S Needs to Leave the Internet!!

This is a serious video i made on this kid because he really needs to be stopped. He is doing things that he shouldn't be doing VHX S Youtube https://www.you...

www.youtube.com

for reference, this is what the kid looks like this:
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now, to anyone smart enough, that would've been the end of it, but VHX S, being a rebellous 9 year old, decided it was a great idea to show Omega Mega and his exceptional friends his genitals. Omega Mega and his excellent choice in friends decide to save and post the photo of the poor kid's genitals (obviously censored) and used it to expose the kid on Twitter:

http://archive.li/9tpqY

the kicker? Dude had the balls to blame the kid for showing his genitals

pretty fucked if you ask me

 

[Captain Communism]

Technically, VHX S wanted to show his genitals to me and a few others and one of my friends ended up using the screenshots when reporting him on Twitter.

I think the W-E-E-Ns should look at pedos like @ProfLayton45 and tumblr users like @tuscangarder and failtroll them instead of Chris and Phil.

 

[Carcinogenesis]

Technically, VHX S wanted to show his genitals to me and a few others and one of my friends ended up using the screenshots when reporting him on Twitter.

So, what you're saying is that that a literal child was asking for his genitals to be spread around by adults? You do know that's child porn, right? How on Earth can you possibly rationalize this?

 

[Null]

I am interested in reviving Infinity Next. For the last two weeks I've been working on it more than I did during the height of development.

The codebase is here.

infinity-next/infinity-next

Infinity Next is an imageboard suite utilizing the Laravel framework. - infinity-next/infinity-next

github.com

The demo site is here.

Infinity NEVER, EVER

16ch.nl

Earliest launch date will be April 20th. When it launches on its new domain, I will be offering it as an alternative to the forum for off-topic discussion.

 

[ConfederateIrishman]

I am interested in reviving Infinity Next. For the last two weeks I've been working on it more than I did during the height of development.

The codebase is here.

infinity-next/infinity-next

Infinity Next is an imageboard suite utilizing the Laravel framework. - infinity-next/infinity-next

github.com

The demo site is here.

Infinity NEVER, EVER

16ch.nl

Earliest launch date will be April 20th. When it launches on its new domain, I will be offering it as an alternative to the forum for off-topic discussion.

Create a new place for political discussion and turn Kiwifarms back into a place to discuss lowcows... I really like this idea, I hope it works out.

 

[X Prime]

I doubt it'll work out, OP.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I am interested in reviving Infinity Next. For the last two weeks I've been working on it more than I did during the height of development.

The codebase is here.

infinity-next/infinity-next

Infinity Next is an imageboard suite utilizing the Laravel framework. - infinity-next/infinity-next

github.com

The demo site is here.

Infinity NEVER, EVER

16ch.nl

Earliest launch date will be April 20th. When it launches on its new domain, I will be offering it as an alternative to the forum for off-topic discussion.

Would it just be for boards like A&N, and Happenings, or would it be for all other off-topic boards like Games, and Multimedia, too?

 

[Null]

Would it just be for boards like A&N, and Happenings, or would it be for all other off-topic boards like Games, and Multimedia, too?

It will be a general purpose imageboard with user board creation a la 8chan. I will reserve boards under 5 characters long (/a/ to /zzzz/) and will open /b/, /pol/, /mu/, and /xxx/ to start it off.

 

[Kornheiser]

It will be a general purpose imageboard with user board creation a la 8chan. I will reserve boards under 5 characters long (/a/ to /zzzz/) and will open /b/, /pol/, /mu/, and /xxx/ to start it off.

Are the usual suspects going to be a problem with your new site?

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Are the usual suspects going to be a problem with your new site?

My FBI handler has informed me that they will be deploying new accounts for this imageboard.

 

[Shield Breaker]

It will be a general purpose imageboard with user board creation a la 8chan. I will reserve boards under 5 characters long (/a/ to /zzzz/) and will open /b/, /pol/, /mu/, and /xxx/ to start it off.

Will these sub forums stay up as well?

 

[Null]

Will these sub forums stay up as well?

Nothing on KF will change immediately, no.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Will I be able to call mods and op fags and gay?

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

The demo site is here.

Infinity NEVER, EVER

16ch.nl

It's a noble goal, but it's just going to turn into a hive for schizos too autistic even for 4chan and pedophiles, with maybe 10 or so decent autistic niche communities dedicated to things like hentai games. Feel free to quote me on that.

 

[AnOminous]

Will I be able to call mods and op fags and gay?

Just call them mods and OP.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

It's a noble goal, but it's just going to turn into a hive for schizos too autistic even for 4chan and pedophiles, with maybe 10 or so decent autistic niche communities dedicated to things like hentai games. Feel free to quote me on that.

Why yes, this is the internet.

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

Why yes, this is the internet.

Specifically it's anywhere on the internet where those unwelcome on other sites are driven to. That is the unfortunate reality of any site founded on "censorship is gay". You don't get the people who are occasionally censored for using gamer words a bit too loosely or moderate wrong think, because those people just "correct" their behavior and conform to the site of choice. You get the people who literally can't type 50 words without saying nigger, and the pedophiles congregating in your free speech Utopia because it's the only place that will allow them to exist.