2020 Coronavirus Merch Run

Status
Not open for further replies.
Super Colon Blow said:
People can sell dildos shaped like horse cocks.... Kids can get sex change surgeries without parents' permission... but if you sell kiwi merch you get shut down.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.
Click to expand...
What have we learned here? Online boolies don't deserve to wear clothes. Oppressed furries deserve to fuck animal dicks.

You'd think during such an abrupt economic downturn they'd be thrilled to have the business.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: greengrilledcheese, CindyChafe, Pansexual doorknob and 39 others
SECTION 77.a.iii: You agree that at any time, for any or no reason, we may pull the plug and keep all your money for several months. You also accept any and all chargeback penalties arising from our decision to do this. You agree to forfeit all legal recourse and to keep your cheeks spread wide using both hands.
 
  • Horrifying
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: Toolbox, Iwasamwillbe, Slick Willy and 22 others
CWCissey said:
One of you dickheads must have something to do with T-Shirt printing so Nullkins doesn't have to do this dance every merch run.

Whoever fucked with this should be dropped out of a helicopter.
Click to expand...
I actually know a guy who runs a local T-shirt printing business. But I have no idea about any of the details like how he takes payment, if he ships, ect.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Toolbox, Iwasamwillbe, Casshern and 10 others
CWCissey said:
One of you dickheads must have something to do with T-Shirt printing so Nullkins doesn't have to do this dance every merch run.

Whoever fucked with this should be dropped out of a helicopter.
Click to expand...
The problem isn't with the printers. The problem is on with the payment processor. So unless one of us wants to out themselves as a high-up banker I think we're SOL.
 
  • Feels
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Itspinklava, Pomme Poire Peche, Iwasamwillbe and 22 others
WarJams said:
Yes, banks, this is a smart thing to do during a global pandemic. Keep fucking with people and their abilities to use their own money.
Click to expand...
Banks: "Please don't panic and withdraw all your money during this pandemic, it is safe with us."

Also Banks: "We should be able to decide what you're allowed to spend your money on."
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Agree
Reactions: I Love Beef, Twolegstillmidnight, Haywire and 65 others
I will rate myself fully OLDFAG (not sure what the icon for that is), but can any of you fellow kids suggest a place to learn how to use crypto?

Also, this "we can't support your business model" is pretty fucking rich coming from a bank, the same people who do whatever the fuck they want as long as they get their Jéw Gold.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Semper Fidelis
Reactions: greengrilledcheese, Pansexual doorknob, Toolbox and 34 others
Ralph Barnhardt said:
The problem isn't with the printers. The problem is on with the payment processor. So unless one of us wants to out themselves as a high-up banker I think we're SOL.
Click to expand...
A printer can work on the redbubble/cafepress model and take the orders, then pay Null for his designs. It doesn't take a high-up banker, it takes a trustworthy mid-tier vendor who a bank will refuse to drop and who won't budge himself.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Itspinklava, Toolbox, Iwasamwillbe and 11 others
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back