Social Justice Warriors - Now With Less Feminism Sperging

[Doctor Placebo]

The furthest they've ever gotten to it is the Sisters of Battle and as far as I've seen, they've been pretty well received. The ones wanting Female Space Marines, expecting them to be a bunch of neon-haired Mary Sues are the same people that barely have buttfuck anything to do with the hobby in the first place

If the Imperium is fascist then Sisters of Battle are a girls only Waffen-SS, which is why I think the woke crowd that has tried to infiltrate 40k generally don't like them and whine about needing female Space Marines instead (plus SJW's love their Mary Sues, gotta have female engineered superhumans for extra Mary Sue-ness). The only time SJW's ever seem to bring up Sisters of Battle is when they whine about boobplate armor.

Plus that, Geedubs isn't headquartered on some Left Coast or North Eastern US hellhole where those corporations bought into the Woke Dollar and are currently paying for it (with the China Dollar safety net shitting itself due to the virus), so they have that advantage. Another is the fact that they barely ever listen to their customers as it is, so they're sure as hell not going up listen to whatever Troon/Dangerhair that doesn't even buy their overpriced shit to begin with says

Geedubs is headquartered in England, which arguably isn't any better than being in California when it comes to political correctness. They do seem to be more focused on pandering to their friendly immigrant population than feminists or alphabet people, so nerd hobbies might be a bit safer for the time being, since Cleric Abdul Ahmed Muhammed is less likely to care about dice games unless they include some kind of jab at Islam.

Ya know I genuinely think this is exactly the reason why GW has not gone full woketard, and if it really is the case then its some of the most hilariously absurd cosmic irony imaginable. Their PR/Customer relations was so fucking shit it somehow lapped itself and wound up being awesome solely by existential inertia

Its like a crippled tortoise racing a bunch of coked up hares, and winning the race solely because its the only one that doesn't wind up either having a heart attack or engaging in a meth fueled rape orgy along the way

They finally have started listening to customers, at least when it comes to new products. They put out Genestealer Cults, Mechanicus, and Sisters of Battle, three armies fans have been wanting for like two decades. At this rate maybe they'll hop on the woke bullshit train in 2040.

 

[Book Thief]

Never thought I'd hear the phrase "Anarcho-syndicalism" outside of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


Speaking as someone who has worked in food service, the Health and Safety inspectors will kick your ass if you have outdated food in your fridge, because it poses a food poisoning risk. Considering these are commies, however, I imagine these people have never worked a day in their life, so the point that you have to throw out food because it goes bad is probably so far above their head, they'd need a telescope to find it.


And here we have commies attempting humor. Operative word: "attempting."

 

[Syaoran Li]

I'm pretty sure people felt the same 30 years ago.

Eh, the PC phenomenon in the 90's was a brief fad but even then it was mostly confined to college courses and let's be honest here, the colleges and university systems have been fairly "woke" to various degrees since the 1960's.

The SJW zeitgeist of the 2010's is a unique phenomenon since it managed to spread outside the colleges into the mainstream due to a very specific set of circumstances.

And a lot of those enabling circumstances are probably going to be neutralized and mitigated by the severity of the COVID-19 pandemic, and some of them were in decline before things got bad on that front.

Call me optimistic, and I know you all will, but I think the zeitgeist will change. There will always be SJW's, just like how there will always be fundies. But the phenomenon of the Woke Left as a major social and political power bloc will eventually wither and die like the Religious Right did before them.

Honestly, I think that if the zeitgeist changes and the pendulum starts swinging in the other direction, the SJW's/PC crowd will retreat to their old stomping grounds of college campuses, punk and indie venues, and some bohemian hipster enclaves in a few major cities.

The fundies did the same and retreated to small communities in the Bible Belt after they stopped being politically useful for the neoconservatives, and the same could very well happen to SJW's when they're no longer useful for the neoliberals.

Nothing lasts forever. That's the only hard rule of history.

I don't know if the era that comes after "Current Year" will be better or worse than what we have right now, but I am certain that there will be major change and we'll see a major shift in some other unseen direction.

 

[knightlautrec]

It was inevitable that these people would get into (their idea of) D&D, which is pretty rules-light, well-documented online, and has a lot of "fudge factor" for DMs to save players from shitty decisions or shitty rolls. A hardass DM from the 80s or 90s would carve a path of destruction through these people, but probably also wouldn't care to have them as players in the first place, and would likely be too much of a lifelong neckbeard to fit in with them socially.

I agree with the assessment but oldfag 70s and 80s 'I am God' DMs who treat their players like endless cattle to just slaughter for their amusement are dickheads and I'm glad they've gone the way of the dodo personally. RPG are co-operative story and nobody gets a good story with cheap and shitty 'rocks fall' scenarios where you can't plan or do anything against it. If a player has done something incredibly stupid, let 'em die but if they've made a mistake due to human error (or badly rolling) you add in complications to deal with it not outright kill them. They will learn nothing and feel cheated by a one hit death likely to not want to play again.

I don't like the dumbing down of the mechanics of DnD especially since it attracts SJWs (who even with how rules lite and bland 5th ed is STILL can't seem to grasp simple rolling from my experience) but I'm glad for some of the old guard shit from ADnD to have died. One only needs to read the infamous book by the DM who used to collect character sheets as trophies and thought of his TPKs as something to aspire to. That shit is the antithesis of fun and what TTRP should be.

But I'm a White Wolf fag and DnD hasn't had the same level of magic or interest since 2nd. Every edition after 3.5 has been blander and blander. And the current pandering to a bunch of fucking weirdos isn't helping. WotC putting out a goddamn Critical Roll and Rick and Morty supplement book before considering Greyhawk or Dark Sun 5th tells me all I need to know about who they're pandering to.

Newsflash, exceptional individual; no one are really "the good guys", in any of the Warhammer material, whether it's 40k or Fantasy, and actual fans know this -

Naturally, it's a troon.

That 'Lady' Doth have a Dick and clearly doesn't get WH40k as a whole. If you don't like the grimdark future presented there's a very easy solution to this: Don't. Fucking. Play. It. I feel all these genderspecial queerweirdos invading my hobbies demanding change just haven't realised if it doesn't appeal to you then it's not for you. Go make or find something that does appeal to you and get out of my hobby and stop trying to change it.

They're attempting to do the same with Call of Cthulhu reimaginings because 'madness' and sanity mechanics are ableist and 'icky'. Cthulhu don't give a shit about that. He will make you roll d100 SAN damage and go about his merry way.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

I agree with the assessment but oldfag 70s and 80s 'I am God' DMs who treat their players like endless cattle to just slaughter for their amusement are dickheads and I'm glad they've gone the way of the dodo personally. RPG are co-operative story and nobody gets a good story with cheap and shitty 'rocks fall' scenarios where you can't plan or do anything against it. If a player has done something incredibly stupid, let 'em die but if they've made a mistake due to human error (or badly rolling) you add in complications to deal with it not outright kill them. They will learn nothing and feel cheated by a one hit death likely to not want to play again.

I don't like the dumbing down of the mechanics of DnD especially since it attracts SJWs (who even with how rules lite and bland 5th ed is STILL can't seem to grasp simple rolling from my experience) but I'm glad for some of the old guard shit from ADnD to have died. One only needs to read the infamous book by the DM who used to collect character sheets as trophies and thought of his TPKs as something to aspire to. That shit is the antithesis of fun and what TTRP should be.

But I'm a White Wolf fag and DnD hasn't had the same level of magic or interest since 2nd. Every edition after 3.5 has been blander and blander. And the current pandering to a bunch of fucking weirdos isn't helping. WotC putting out a goddamn Critical Roll and Rick and Morty supplement book before considering Greyhawk or Dark Sun 5th tells me all I need to know about who they're pandering to.




That 'Lady' Doth have a Dick and clearly doesn't get WH40k as a whole. If you don't like the grimdark future presented there's a very easy solution to this: Don't. Fucking. Play. It. I feel all these genderspecial queerweirdos invading my hobbies demanding change just haven't realised if it doesn't appeal to you then it's not for you. Go make or find something that does appeal to you and get out of my hobby and stop trying to change it.

They're attempting to do the same with Call of Cthulhu reimaginings because 'madness' and sanity mechanics are ableist and 'icky'. Cthulhu don't give a shit about that. He will make you roll d100 SAN damage and go about his merry way.

>White Wolf

>Less pandering and SJWs than D&D

 

[Syaoran Li]

>White Wolf

>Less pandering and SJWs than D&D

Onyx Path and the later iterations of White Wolf are even more woke than D&D 5E, and a lot of that same crowd also run RPG.net, but from what I can tell, the SJW's really hate the early White Wolf stuff because it's too "edgy" and like Warhammer 40K, isn't exactly woke-friendly despite the left leanings of White Wolf in the 90's.

Most of the old guard from that era like Mark Rein-Hagen, Andrew Greenberg, Lisa Stevens, and the Wieck Brothers have been on the tabletop gaming SJW shitlist for quite a while now.

The only ones from the 90's old guard at White Wolf who have fully avoided their ire so far are Justin Achilli and Phil Brucato.

Achilli is infamous for being a pretentious snob and was even back in the 90's, but other than giving his platitudes in favor of the woke or the occasional Twitter hot take, doesn't do much in the hobby one way or the other.

Brucato is a perverse stoned goat boy who does chaos magic and was seen as a delusional hippie weirdo even back then.

I suspect Phil "Satyros" Brucato went full woke because he's got something to hide.

Plus, a lot of the old WW fans really don't like the newer WW and Onyx Path fans, and tend to be divided on a lot of the later material.

About the only thing that anyone in either of those camps can seem to agree on is that Vampire: The Masquerade 20th Anniversary Edition is good.

 

[knightlautrec]

>White Wolf

>Less pandering and SJWs than D&D

Hey to be fair - never said it didn't have the same problem. But old WW fans have basically disowned V5 because of its sheer rëtardness. And WW got fucking stung after that 1488 dice shit and Chechnya thing which I think gave them pause about SJW cancel culture at least. V5 is still a fucking mess though with some real stupid backpedalling and revisionist history.

Old WoD was a little gay, no doubt about it, but it never had warnings about 'neo Nazis don't play our game bloo bloo bloo' like V5 since hell, they literally had Brujah Skinheads and Vampire Tranny Nazi characters. I don't mind gay shit. But give it some goddamn teeth and style not these 'UwU ghei softboi never did nuffink wrong' BS.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Speaking as someone who has worked in food service, the Health and Safety inspectors will kick your ass if you have outdated food in your fridge, because it poses a food poisoning risk. Considering these are commies, however, I imagine these people have never worked a day in their life, so the point that you have to throw out food because it goes bad is probably so far above their head, they'd need a telescope to find it.

Don't forget that many cities have made it illegal to give leftover or almost expired food out to shelters and homeless people and make places poison it in the dumpsters.

 

[Pond Scum]

>White Wolf

>Less pandering and SJWs than D&D

I don't know, I'd like to see the trans crowd deal with the Tzimisce... or fetishize them.
Or anyone dealing with Beast: The Primordial.

 

[stupid fuck]

what the fuck is this shit

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Now the Karens of the world want to claim they're oppressed, too, eh?

 

[Gingervitis]

One only needs to read the infamous book by the DM who used to collect character sheets as trophies and thought of his TPKs as something to aspire to.

Wait, which book was this?

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Little late to the dance about 5th edition VtM but I'll give credit where it's due and that's I like how they did away with the Giovanni and brought back the Cappadocians and lesser lines into one loose death cult clique so if you wanted to dabble with necromancy you no longer have to be a cousin fucking goombah that's just my two cents.

 

[Cyclonus]

Now the Karens of the world want to claim they're oppressed, too, eh?

To be fair, it must be pretty annoying for women actually named Karen.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

I don't know, I'd like to see the trans crowd deal with the Tzimisce... or fetishize them.
Or anyone dealing with Beast: The Primordial.

I mean, they've managed to convinced so pretty ugly people that posting nudes on the internet is a reasonable financial plan, so I have zero doubts they'd be more than able to do so.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I'm oppressed because someone called my elf in WoW gay.

Please donate to my kickstarter. Allah bless you.

 

[Witthel]

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How fucked in the head do you have to be to wish death on someone solely because you dislike their politics?

Oh wait, I forgot that this is left we're talking about.

 

[Lucille Bluth]

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I don't give a shit about how people use the name Karen.

I just find it ironic how black people always go on about the horrible history of the word nigger or negro but still use it among each other and get all pissed when other groups say it. It's even plastered in a lot of their rap/r & b songs.

Then again, I've seen a few black people, (especially African Americans) who act like the oppression that black people have faced is the worst and act like no other groups suffering is comparable to theirs. Some even act like black people have never "appropriated" anything, because only dirty Europeans and Asians steal from other cultures.

 

[Brutalist]

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How fucked in the head do you have to be to wish death on someone solely because you dislike their politics?

Oh wait, I forgot that this is left we're talking about.

I wonder why no one wants to work, acknowledge or negotiate with those people anymore.
The nu-left's utter lack of morality really is the root of all their issues. Any decent human being stumbling across a take as nasty as this one will want nothing to do with the gaping black hole of empathy that birthed it. Especially when its contrast with their usual gospel makes their two-facedness so obvious.

Seriously, say what you want about the old school democrats, but were I in their place I'd leave this crop of whiny reprobates to cry in the wind too.

 

[The Curmudgeon]

Looks like I can't archive anything from Alternet anymore. If you have any type of add-ons that block ads and trackers, then they don't let you view their site:

For a such a "progressive" website, they sure hate add-ons that protect privacy! What a bunch of greedy, sleazy fucks. I'm not entirely surprised, but I didn't think they would go this far. They tend to have very cringey, hyperbolic articles that I love archiving for shits and giggles. However, I don't think it's worth sacrficing my privacy and safety just to archive a bunch of shitty, but entertaining, liberal articles.

What do you guys think?