Mulan (2020) - Chink War Movie

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Kill all whales said:
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There's even *more* kek. A friend and I did some calculations.

So the dollar value to Norwegian currency is an estimated 10.42 krones.
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Movie tickets in Norway are an estimated 115.4 krones to the American's $11.07 a ticket. (Sauce.) Mulan opened at $83 in 17 theaters. Divide 874 to 11 and about 79 people saw it in Norway across 17 theaters.
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Well, what else opened that weekend?

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Guts Gets Some said:
You know, from the trailers and promo-bullshit I've seen, she does jack shit in "disguising herself".
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How is she going to avoid death in this film, anyway, if Shang Li's not in here where she saves her captain's life and cause him to rethink his opinion of "Ping", what happens when she's discovered? Does the phoenix come shield her or something and make a strong womyn speech that makes the army change their mind and throw down their swords?
 
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What I like about the original Mulan is that, even though she does the work and the training and the girl power and all that jazz, she still relies on the help of her male teammates when fighting. That whole avalanche scene required everyone's help. On top of that, most of her fighting was done using her clever wits over physical prowess. I don't even remember her using her sword that often--it was mostly indirect calculated air attacks that she figured out without having to throw a punch.

What do you want to bet that in this trash she will require literally no help from those damn dirty men and will physically overpower pretty much every opponent she comes across?
 
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Alto said:
What I like about the original Mulan is that, even though she does the work and the training and the girl power and all that jazz, she still relies on the help of her male teammates when fighting. That whole avalanche scene required everyone's help. On top of that, most of her fighting was done using her clever wits over physical prowess. I don't even remember her using her sword that often--it was mostly indirect calculated air attacks that she figured out without having to throw a punch.

What do you want to bet that in this trash she will require literally no help from those damn dirty men and will physically overpower pretty much every opponent she comes across?
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Remember when "equality" meant just that? Women and men could work together and play to their strengths and cover one another's weaknesses?
 
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Alto said:
What I like about the original Mulan is that, even though she does the work and the training and the girl power and all that jazz, she still relies on the help of her male teammates when fighting. That whole avalanche scene required everyone's help. On top of that, most of her fighting was done using her clever wits over physical prowess. I don't even remember her using her sword that often--it was mostly indirect calculated air attacks that she figured out without having to throw a punch.

What do you want to bet that in this trash she will require literally no help from those damn dirty men and will physically overpower pretty much every opponent she comes across?
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Considering they apparently specifically added an evil female character to fight I'm guessing they're trying to avoid her fighting men at all.
 
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