Orbiter Aly Hirschberg / Alan Christopher - The creep behind Chris Chan's fundraisers

[Dick Ramdass]

I live fairly near Luton. Near enough that I could probably get a 15 minute train journey to where this guy is. Not that I want to hunt him down or anything. It's just...it's a dull place that breeds weirdos

Hirschberg doesn't live there anymore, only some of her inbred family members do. The last known address was:
18 Coulson Court in Easingwold Gardens, zip code LU1 1XQ, but some old man with an Irish accent lives there now. I even tried ringing her phone number and still get the Irish man. I do Hirschberg's cell and she still uses it. Hirschberg now lives somewhere up Northern England, somewhere near Leeds I believe.

 

[Dick Ramdass]

As discovered by @The American Hedgehog , Hirschberg tweets about Fanta giving all of us nightmares about Chris continuing his "recycling method". Apart from that, Hirschberg continues to white knight Chris over some troll account made about Barb, complains that she's feeling sick thinking she may have the Coronavirus and then celebrates having her article removed from the Cwcki which Chris happens to celebrate as well.

 

[Dick Ramdass]

So Hirschberg doesn't have Chris' best interests at heart, I take it back when I said that Hirschberg was harmless compared to Sockness, Hirschberg shows the same devotions as Sockness and is feeding into Chris' delusions as well as financially enabling him. Above all that, she plans to accommodate Chris when the homeless saga occurs and even plans to meet Chris in person before that.

I got this email this afternoon from Hirschberg.



And also Hirschberg is buying fan artwork from the other enabler Helena to further feed into Chris' delusions that Magi-Chan Sonichu is real claiming they're "on a beach together".






And to make matters worse, William Robinson aka Gaming Samurai King (the multi dimensional white knight who is obsessed with Harley Quinn and has a poop fetish) made a new account to stalk Chris with and made a post showing his devotion to him. He uploaded a Cwcville flag as his Twitter banner behind his profile photo.







Judging by Hirschberg's racist and intimidating video where she made a handicapped black woman dance for her in the freezing and the fact she's into BDSM and friends with this William Robinson guy just proves that Chris is never going to be safe knowing that he's got such a "dedicated" "fan base" online.

 

[Murgeruni]

So Hirschberg doesn't have Chris' best interests at heart, I take it back when I said that Hirschberg was harmless compared to Sockness, Hirschberg shows the same devotions as Sockness and is feeding into Chris' delusions as well as financially enabling him. Above all that, she plans to accommodate Chris when the homeless saga occurs and even plans to meet Chris in person before that.

I got this email this afternoon from Hirschberg.

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And also Hirschberg is buying fan artwork from the other enabler Helena to further feed into Chris' delusions that Magi-Chan Sonichu is real claiming they're "on a beach together".

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And to make matters worse, William Robinson aka Gaming Samurai King (the multi dimensional white knight who is obsessed with Harley Quinn and has a poop fetish) made a new account to stalk Chris with and made a post showing his devotion to him. He uploaded a Cwcville flag as his Twitter banner behind his profile photo.

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Judging by Hirschberg's racist and intimidating video where she made a handicapped black woman dance for her in the freezing and the fact she's into BDSM and friends with this William Robinson guy just proves that Chris is never going to be safe knowing that he's got such a "dedicated" "fan base" online.

Good game of Ŕetards: The Gathering we got going on here. I don't know how these people justify sinking so much time and money into a weirdo like Chris to the point of backing him relentlessly when he inevitably finds himself in a state of self-inflicted ruin.

 

[Dick Ramdass]

Good game of Ŕetards: The Gathering we got going on here. I don't know how these people justify sinking so much time and money into a weirdo like Chris to the point of backing him relentlessly when he inevitably finds himself in a state of self-inflicted ruin.

Hirschberg and Robinson are both desperate and lonely, like Chris, all their school and college friends only befriended them out of pity and the only friends they do have are either fake and trolls or they're online and live in other countries.

They're just wanting Chris' attention because they're fame whores themselves.

 

[Tikbalang]

Hirschberg and Robinson are both desperate and lonely, like Chris, all their school and college friends only befriended them out of pity and the only friends they do have are either fake and trolls or they're online and live in other countries.

They're just wanting Chris' attention because they're fame whores themselves.

There are less expensive ways to make friends. The first way I could think of was to play at the Local Card Shop, play Magic or DnD.

I'm not sure what Aly's endgame

 

[Roomy]

Oh how fun, a new chris enabler. Haven't seen a good one on a while

 

[Dick Ramdass]

There are less expensive ways to make friends. The first way I could think of was to play at the Local Card Shop, play Magic or DnD.

I'm not sure what Aly's endgame

The problem is both Hirschberg and Robinson have mental health problems as well as Autism and even though if they didn't have those problems, like Chris, they refused to make an effort to even try and socialise with other human beings.

There's not really any endgame, Hirschberg just wants a creepy weirdo as a best friend and thinks Chris would make a good one for her.

Oh how fun, a new chris enabler. Haven't seen a good one on a while

There really isn't anything special about William Robinson, he's pretty much the same as Hirschberg, another delusional Autistic only he has a fetish for poop porn and likes mass debating to Harley Quinn. I already made an article on him a while back.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/william-robinson-chris-newist-white-knight.66269

 

[Williamchu]

STFU Duff! I'm getting very sick of You and Sockass harassing me all the time. You are just jealous because I actually met Jared Leto & Margot Robbie in person and got their autographs along with a group photo. All of this is out of pure jealousy! And that whole me being born without testicles is a serious condition, nothing to make fun out of. It has been painful my whole life having to endure those painful testosterone injections just to help me go through puberty like a normal male. And Christine is my friend, Alan and I are not "enabling" her, we're trying to stop her from going homeless, why do you think I sent my aunt Mary who works for Greene County social services to help her & Barbara at the house? My family & friends and I have done nothing but help Christine. Stop ringing my phone at 6 in the morning screaming "JULAY!", it's not even funny anymore. If you're going to make prank calls, at least use a better line. Also I don't remember giving you my permission to share my photographs. As for the "poop fetish", I see nothing wrong with it, at least I'm not into disgusting shit like animals or children so my fetish is considered normal to what most people look at today.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Get your pails, farmers, the cow is here!

 

[Coelacanth]

STFU Duff! I'm getting very sick of You and Sockass harassing me all the time. You are just jealous because I actually met Jared Leto & Margot Robbie in person and got their autographs along with a group photo. All of this is out of pure jealousy! And that whole me being born without testicles is a serious condition, nothing to make fun out of. It has been painful my whole life having to endure those painful testosterone injections just to help me go through puberty like a normal male. And Christine is my friend, Alan and I are not "enabling" her, we're trying to stop her from going homeless, why do you think I sent my aunt Mary who works for Greene County social services to help her & Barbara at the house? My family & friends and I have done nothing but help Christine. Stop ringing my phone at 6 in the morning screaming "JULAY!", it's not even funny anymore. If you're going to make prank calls, at least use a better line. Also I don't remember giving you my permission to share my photographs. As for the "poop fetish", I see nothing wrong with it, at least I'm not into disgusting shit like animals or children so my fetish is considered normal to what most people look at today.

Can we get some confirmation in here, mods? Could be bait - but knowing the general type of people who worship the ground Chris walks on, could very possibly be a TRUE and HONEST account.

 

[Williamchu]

Can we get some confirmation in here, mods? Could be bait - but knowing the general type of people who worship the ground Chris walks on, could very possibly be a TRUE and HONEST account.

I don't really care about status, I just want that piece of shit Duff to stop writing crap about me and Alan and to stop ringing my phone early in the morning. I don't plan on staying here.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

And Christine is my friend, Alan and I are not "enabling" her, we're trying to stop her from going homeless, why do you think I sent my aunt Mary who works for Greene County social services to help her & Barbara at the house?

You're not helping Chris avoid homelessness by throwing money at him, you're enabling his toy-buying habit. The Chandlers aren't in danger of being homeless - Chris's SSDI payment covers their mortgage bill just fine.

Didn't they ignore your aunt and not answer the door?

Can we get some confirmation in here, mods? Could be bait - but knowing the general type of people who worship the ground Chris walks on, could very possibly be a TRUE and HONEST account.

Looks like it's legit.

 

[Spergichu]

Way to necro your thread dumbass. Now more people will come here to learn about your re.Tardation.

 

[Dick Ramdass]

STFU Duff! I'm getting very sick of You and Sockass harassing me all the time. You are just jealous because I actually met Jared Leto & Margot Robbie in person and got their autographs along with a group photo. All of this is out of pure jealousy! And that whole me being born without testicles is a serious condition, nothing to make fun out of. It has been painful my whole life having to endure those painful testosterone injections just to help me go through puberty like a normal male. And Christine is my friend, Alan and I are not "enabling" her, we're trying to stop her from going homeless, why do you think I sent my aunt Mary who works for Greene County social services to help her & Barbara at the house? My family & friends and I have done nothing but help Christine. Stop ringing my phone at 6 in the morning screaming "JULAY!", it's not even funny anymore. If you're going to make prank calls, at least use a better line. Also I don't remember giving you my permission to share my photographs. As for the "poop fetish", I see nothing wrong with it, at least I'm not into disgusting shit like animals or children so my fetish is considered normal to what most people look at today.

My fucking god you are stupid as fuck! What is it with you and Hirschberg? Each time you defend yourselves you actually make yourselves look worse. You just admitted that you was born without testicles and that you have a poop fetish. Do you realize how embarrassing that is? And no, it's not normal than kiddie porn or beastiality, it's just as bad, worse than Chris' "recycling method". Even if Sockness did all those things, I still think it's brilliant, especially him sending you those condoms, viagra, lube and nude photographs, it's probably the most funniest prank Sockness ever did.

You're not helping Chris avoid homelessness by throwing money at him, you're enabling his toy-buying habit. The Chandlers aren't in danger of being homeless - Chris's SSDI payment covers their mortgage bill just fine.

Didn't they ignore your aunt and not answer the door?


Looks like it's legit.

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Good eye, you beaten me to it as always. And yes William's aunt the social apparently was standing there for nearly an hour to be ignored, both Chris & Barb were in that day, but refused to open the door. Chris being as dumb as always thought the woman was a psychiatrist trying to take him away to the looney bin.

Way to necro your thread dumbass. Now more people will come here to learn about your re.Tardation.

I was hoping we'd never hear from him, but surprise to our horror...

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

And here I thought the Poopsmith was just a Homestar Runner character. DAMN.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

As for the "poop fetish", I see nothing wrong with it

I just want that piece of shit Duff to (...)

Wait a minute... in your world, does that mean that you like him?

 

[Dick Ramdass]

And here I thought the Poopsmith was just a Homestar Runner character. DAMN.

Unfortunately the nightmares are real.

Wait a minute... in your world, does that mean that you like him?

Yes, anything involving shit William likes.

 

[Williamchu]

Unfortunately the nightmares are real.



Yes, anything involving shit William likes.
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Again, I did not give you permission to expose any of this. All of you do know that what you're doing is illegal, right? And Duff, I don't see what is wrong with that, I'm not harming anyone am I?

You're not helping Chris avoid homelessness by throwing money at him, you're enabling his toy-buying habit. The Chandlers aren't in danger of being homeless - Chris's SSDI payment covers their mortgage bill just fine.

Didn't they ignore your aunt and not answer the door?


Looks like it's legit.

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Giving Christine money for food, petrol, gas, electricity isn't enabling. The only time she bought toys or games with the money I gave her was from when I gave Christine money on her birthday and at Christmas last year as a present.

Why can't any of you trolls let her have real friends? If there's anyone you need to worry about Christine being near of it's Jacob Sockness, he's the one that wants to rape her for the dimensional merge.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I know this is probably as much as a waste of time as trying to get a dog to understand pythagora's theorem, it'll go into one ear, bounce around a few times on the barren void of your head and come out of the other ear, but....

Giving Christine money for food, petrol, gas, electricity isn't enabling.

That's what the tugboat is for, and he gets more than enough, but Chris prefers to blow it all buying embarrassing plastic trinkets, "magic" rocks, pony shit and the exact same Sonic games for 3 or 4 different consoles.

So yeah, even if your money actually goes to bills, he counts on that to piss away his tugboat as soon as it arrives, so you are indirectly spoiling an overgrown 4 year old, you turd-sniffing dunce.