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Just think......that could be his last birthday cake in that condo.
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BrokeACKMountain
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He definitely has a Merril Howard Kalin look about him.
EDIT: I just realized this one video has more editing and production value than DSP's entire Youtube legacy.
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But his Mother can make a nice authentico Italiano cake Filippo will love.
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Listen man, we're dealing with DSP speds. It's going to take a lot more than the button to post full sized inline images specifically telling them to not to post phone screenshots as full sized images for them to act not act like retards.
KwalityKantent
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2020 version of the classic picture.
Cake looks like the same he had last year too
What's with the anal beads around his neck?
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If Phil had any sense of humor or comedic timing he would have had Kat make some special dutch brownies. What a missed opportunity.
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You know what makes this better? My wife is watching it right now, and the reveal is the exact same thing!
The reveal is she got a new bird (she's known for being a bird lover, and her mascot of sorts is her bird.), but, again, charity.
Fun fact: The goal was reached by someone (I bet I know who) donating 50,000.
Phil, since we know you read this, can you sperg out about how she got over
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Don't you know that the only reasons she got that much was because it was for charity and Phil can't do charity streams because he can't do paid sponsor streams??? lol
tomstone
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talented, sounds cute and does it for charity. basically the complete opposit of philbert.
Sir Wesley Tailpipe
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They are for later. He has one for every year!
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Khet: Phillip you told me you loved that cake I bought you last year so I decided to buy it for you again, don't worry it was still CHEAP. Just don't accidentally leave the box on the floor again so Jasper doesn't get at it this time okay.
DSP: *Fucking dumb bitch I should pimp slap her* ----uhhh BZZT thank you very very much, still on for dinner right?
DSP: *Fucking dumb bitch I should pimp slap her* ----uhhh BZZT thank you very very much, still on for dinner right?
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It's nice Kat bought a low-effort $5 arts and crafts necklace for her low-effort pigroach husband.
At least he got his chain back *cue Tevin TTS spam messages*
At least he got his chain back *cue Tevin TTS spam messages*
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"tHiS iS cRaZy GoOd!"
I laughed that after two bites he had to chew on some water. That cake looks dry as fuck to me, it's just a giant cocoa sponge cake with Eric Cartmen-tier obese kid icing.
Edit: Holy hell he's actually taking a sip of water after every tiny bite of cake. Did Khet put dust in it?
I laughed that after two bites he had to chew on some water. That cake looks dry as fuck to me, it's just a giant cocoa sponge cake with Eric Cartmen-tier obese kid icing.
Edit: Holy hell he's actually taking a sip of water after every tiny bite of cake. Did Khet put dust in it?
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Crunchy Smegma
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Either that cake is salty as fuck with all the peanut butter, or Phil has a multitude of cavities in his mouth and eating is an excruciatingly painful act for the pigroach.
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that pic of dsp eating his cake with his tard vest on, looking like a special ed student
that should be the vest emote
that should be the vest emote
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That cake is the equivalent of taking a cheap generic frozen pizza and throwing some slightly tastier shit on top before you place it in the oven. Nice custom birthday cake Dave.
BrokeACKMountain
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Probably sawdust from the bedding in Kats 's stable.
His birthday week is one of many reasons I find Phil fascinating. He makes his birthday all about himself. He isn't celebrating to thank his fans, or to entertain them - he's celebrating so that his fans can thank him. A children's birthday party is all about the birthday boy/girl, but the party itself is designed so that everybody has fun. I imagine Phil's birthday partys were the sort of partys where his parents let him win all of the games because it's his special day,
DarkSoulsPhil
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I can't imagine Phil had many, if any, people at his childhood bdays.
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He was probably the spoiled kid with the over-feeding mother that attracted all the kids to his parties through sheer games and sugary snacks on offer. Again, like Eric Cartman.
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