Wuhan Coronavirus - COVID-19 Analysis & Summary - This is not just fucking pneumonia. It is everything but the kitchen sink. Lungs, heart, kidneys, liver, brain, blood vessels, testes. It affects them all.

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

First of all, I never said it’s a mega-plague or that it will kill 99.9% of all people. As a matter of fact, the worst-case scenarios I've seen are something like 1.4% mortality in 60 to 80% of the world's population, or about 60 to 90 million people dead.

That's still potentially more than all the deaths in WWII, and plenty enough to wreck the economy, create a decade-long recession, and trigger various wars.

What should people do? Well, that's simple. Dig. Dig into the wumao asshats suppressing info about the virus. Dig into all the publicly-available info on this thing. Don't let even one single tidbit of useful information slip away.

Oh no, wars! So bad!

So your plan is nothing. To dig up more anecdotal sources across the internet and sperg about it.
11/10, Corona-Chan is finished!

Also learn to recognize hyperbole

 

[Vince McMahon]

Neither will people who drool while wildly fapping to the thought of being cum-inflated by technicolor miniature horses from a show for children. That kind of precludes being taken seriously.

It's a snowball theory of autism. You can be a fetishist and fuck, even a paedophile and can be smart. But if you are dumb and panic inciting tard cum guzzling fat fuck, then these things are like debuffs, they automatically apply to you and multiply the destructive effects of people pissing on your face for being a fat tard cum guzzling panic spreading fuck.

 

[Yotsubaaa]

"I screencap things that cows are about to actually post! I big brain!"

I- what? What does that even mean? How would I know that you were making a post about it? Are you seriously trying to 'gotcha' the fact that I can't see the future?

What should people do? Well, that's simple. Dig. Dig into the wumao asshats suppressing info about the virus. Dig into all the publicly-available info on this thing. Don't let even one single tidbit of useful information slip away.

That's also big talk coming from a guy who just recently had to be told that he should be archiving fucking everything.

 

[Drain Todger]

I'd rather see people dig into more information on you, because you're a lolcow, and that's what lolcows are for and what this site is for, not for sperging out autistically about corona-chan.

People who make long-ass posts, cannot distil their thoughts for the masses (that actually shows you actually know what you're talking about and not counting on big words to make you sound smart) and are unable to distance themselves from panic assumptions will never be taken seriously by those who are critically-minded. They will, however, have a drastic effect on people, who are less critical and able to disseminate information, causing them to panic.

Now panic is extremely contagious.

Which means you are either stupid or malicious. Your pick, David.

Corona-chan is currently ass-fucking Ecuador like you wouldn't believe. Turns out, she's a little too into pegging, and now, Ecuador has a bleeding butthole from the spiked strap-on of doom she wields.

Bodies are piling up in the fucking streets.

I could have just sat on my ass in quarantine and did nothing, but no. I decided to dig. I decided to learn.

When I thought the world was ending, I panicked and bought a metric fuckload of ammo. But then, I had an epiphany.

You see, you can't fight a virus with a rifle.

You can only fight a virus with information.

I- what? What does that even mean? How would I know that you were making a post about it? Are you seriously trying to 'gotcha' the fact that I can't see the future?

What? You mean like how everyone in this thread is complaining that I can't see the final case fatality rate for this virus, or read papers from 2022 that describe every aspect of its pathology in great detail?

You're right. We're not clairvoyant. We have to improvise.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Corona-chan is currently ass-fucking Ecuador like you wouldn't believe. Turns out, she's a little too into pegging, and now, Ecuador has a bleeding butthole from the spiked strap-on of doom she wields.

Bodies are piling up in the fucking streets.

I could have just sat on my ass in quarantine and did nothing, but no. I decided to dig. I decided to learn.

When I thought the world was ending, I panicked and bought a metric fuckload of ammo. But then, I had an epiphany.

You see, you can't fight a virus with a rifle.

You can only fight a virus with information.



What? You mean like how everyone in this thread is complaining that I can't see the final case fatality rate for this virus, or read papers from 2022 that describe every aspect of its pathology in great detail?

You're right. We're not clairvoyant. We have to improvise.

I heard you can fight it with dildos.

 

[General Tug Boat]

@Drain Todger I've been seeing your posts in the megathread for the last several days, I can say that unfortunately you've went off the deep end. If you just took some good advice, and realize that the fine people on this website are not your psychological support group. Quite the opposite actually, you would just realize that you hurled yourself right in front of the kiwi train Terry Davis style. EVERYONE has been effected by the Chink-Flu, many of us either have been locked in the house for weeks on end, lost our employment, had our semesters delayed, travel plans cancelled, and a whole variety of other of complications have a rose because of the MASS hysteria from this virus. Not to say the virus itself won't cause problems, hell I don't think that anyone wants this disease.

At best it might be a contender with HIV in kill numbers, and that is pretty fucking homosexual considering that we've never shut down the entire global economy over something like this before. If you are a) above 65, b) fat, c) diabetic, d) have multiple health problems, and then you might be in that unlucky 5% that might end up in the hospital. Even then, unless your body sucks you'll probably end up surviving. Same as your friends, same as your relatives. Multiple centertains already have survived this baboo-flu, and statisically on your DOOMER numbers all of those people should be stacked in the body hills you can see from fucking space.

I think I've pointed out that the seasonal FLU causes all of the problems you've listed above. Turn off the news and boomer Jim's streams if you can't handle it, go back to drawing horses, playing vidya, and go back to studying train engineering models.

 

[Vince McMahon]

This is now Monthy Python Posting Thread.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Dunno about this disease, but I know I got approved for home working. I thought I'd have to murder or bribe someone. Anyhow, it just seems like a somewhat stronger flu.

 

[Drain Todger]

@Drain Todger I've been seeing your posts in the megathread for the last several days, I can say that unfortunately you've went off the deep end. If you just took some good advice, and realize that the fine people on this website are not your psychological support group. Quite the opposite actually, you would just realize that you hurled yourself right in front of the kiwi train Terry Davis style. EVERYONE has been effected by the Chink-Flu, many of us either have been locked in the house for weeks on end, lost our employment, had our semesters delayed, travel plans cancelled, and a whole variety of other of complications have a rose because of the MASS hysteria from this virus. Not to say the virus itself won't cause problems, hell I don't think that anyone wants this disease.

At best it might be a contender with HIV in kill numbers, and that is pretty fucking homosexual considering that we've never shut down the entire global economy over something like this before. If you are a) above 65, b) fat, c) diabetic, d) have multiple health problems, and then you might be in that unlucky 5% that might end up in the hospital. Even then, unless your body sucks you'll probably end up surviving. Same as your friends, same as your relatives. Multiple centertains already have survived this baboo-flu, and statisically on your DOOMER numbers all of those people should be stacked in the body hills you can see from fucking space.

I think I've pointed out that the seasonal FLU causes all of the problems you've listed above. Turn off the news and boomer Jim's streams if you can't handle it, go back to drawing horses, playing vidya, and go back to studying train engineering models.

That's not true. This thing killed a whole lot of healthy 20 to 30-year-olds. And besides, what part of my numbers are "doomer-numbers?"

I am assuming that the virus has an actual mortality of somewhere between 1 in 50 to 1 in 100, because that's what we're being told.

Peter Navarro memos warning of mass coronavirus death circulated West Wing in January

President Trump was far slower to publicly acknowledge the sort of scenarios Navarro had put in writing.

www.axios.com

Navarro memos warning mass death circulated West Wing in January - Ax…

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In late January, President Trump's economic adviser Peter Navarro warned his White House colleagues the novel coronavirus could take more than half a million American lives and cost close to $6 trillion, according to memos obtained by Axios.

The state of play: By late February, Navarro was even more alarmed, and he warned his colleagues, in another memo, that up to 2 million Americans could die of the virus.

• Navarro's grim estimates are set out in two memos — one dated Jan. 29 and addressed to the National Security Council, the other dated Feb. 23 and addressed to the president. The NSC circulated both memos around the White House and multiple agencies.
• In the first memo, which the New York Times was first to report on, Navarro makes his case for "an immediate travel ban on China."
• The second lays the groundwork for supplemental requests from Congress, with the warning: "This is NOT a time for penny-pinching or horse trading on the Hill."

2 million Americans dead from 100 million infections? That's a 1 in 50 death rate.

Now, let's see what epidemiologists have said:

Coronavirus may infect up to 70% of world's population, expert warns

Harvard University epidemiologist cautions that 1% of those who get symptoms from coronavirus are projected to die, which he says will be in the millions.

www.cbsnews.com

Coronavirus may infect up to 70% of world's population, expert warns …

archived 3 Mar 2020 23:28:20 UTC

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1 in 50 out of 70% of the world population is 109 million people.

It's not that the virus is very lethal in absolute terms. Rather, it's a problem because it spreads exponentially if you let it.

The COVID-19 Coronavirus Disease May Be Twice As Contagious As We Thought

Previous estimates of the R0 of COVID-19 put it at about 2.2, but new data from China suggests the number is closer to 5.7, at least during the Chinese outbreak.

www.forbes.com

The COVID-19 Coronavirus Disease May Be Twice As Contagious As We Tho…

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The virus is claimed to have an R0 of 5.7, compared to the flu's 1.3. That's a highly exponential rate of spread.

This is now Monthy Python Posting Thread.

Excellent choice, my friend.

 

[AnOminous]

Corona-chan is currently ass-fucking Ecuador like you wouldn't believe.

It's fucking Ecuador. It's getting ass fucked even in the best of times.

 

[Drain Todger]

Hmm... CBS, Axios, Forbes...

Hmm, I did see a lot of people in /cvg/ recommending elderberries as a treatment for the virus. It's all starting to make sense, now.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Oh look, the fat fuck is now pretending he's totally not mad.

But we all know:

 

[Drain Todger]

Oh look, the fat fuck is now pretending he's totally not mad.

But we all know:

Pretending I'm not mad? But Pythonposting is an honorable pastime! Why would I be mad?

 

[Vince McMahon]

Pretending I'm not mad? But Pythonposting is an honorable pastime! Why would I be mad?

>this nigger thinking he fools anyone

 

[Drain Todger]

>this nigga thinking he fools anyone

Oh, come on, now. It was your idea. And let's face it, do we not need some cheering up, or what?

 

[Vince McMahon]

Oh, come on, now. It was your idea. And let's face it, do we not need some cheering up, or what?

David, pls.

@meinhausinneuberlin @Viridian

The Autistic Church of Dana Pls is now officially rebranded into an Autistic Church of Dave, Pls.

 

[General Tug Boat]

OP a Sunday night after doom posting. Before the obligatory intro he recommends everyone follow the CDC guidelines.

@Train Todger "A long night after cosplaying as my favourite cartoon horse, I decided to unbox a parcel after a waiting 3 years after lock down. The Indian man handling my package was not wearing his N95 respirator, nor was he wearing gloves. I was greatly concerned, when I opened the parcel I noticed that it came from Chink Land. That was when I was concerned... So yet another night it set my off into a frenzy of posting up doomer statistics to all of my pals at the Farms."

When OP isn't doom posting, he likes to sit back and relax while enjoying a nice Corona beer engaging in the fascinating hobby of model trains. OP is seen in the following video:

 

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What does everyone think about the utility of long-beaked masks of goat leather for protection against COVID-19?

Manufacturers of these items are claiming they are not effective, BUT this smacks of governments saying N95 masks have no utility so they can maintain medical stockpiles.

https://fa-ir.facebook.com/plaguedo...4197736059/2522006148074188/?type=3&__tn__=-R
Really makes you think.

 

[Sped Xing]

LOL. Reading comprehension fail. No wonder you guys always resort to ridicule instead of argumentation.

This is what makes this thread fascinating. The raison d'être of this forum is ridicule. This is a ridicule site.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Corona-chan is currently ass-fucking Ecuador like you wouldn't believe. Turns out, she's a little too into pegging, and now, Ecuador has a bleeding butthole from the spiked strap-on of doom she wields.

Dude. Is it possible for you to make any kind of metaphor that isn't violent, degenerate and potentially horrifying sex fetish shit?