[2020-04-08 17:42:19 UTC] darksydephil: over 30 minutes on hold on a random Wednesday in the middle of the day dspHmm sounds like a great business
[2020-04-08 17:44:22 UTC] darksydephil: yeah this is pretty shit. 33 minutes on hold with these fuckers. ill give them around 5 more minutes
[2020-04-08 17:52:47 UTC] darksydephil: ill give this call 3 more minutes then i give up
[2020-04-08 17:55:02 UTC] darksydephil: yeah this is not looking good. now on hold for 45 minutes and nobody talking yet
Even when he's talking to himself, he does the "talk tough but do nothing" move

Also love that he's mad he has to call during business hours--what a strange request that a business would want to talk to you while they're actually open!
DSP is also ducking answering who he's calling:
[2020-04-08 17:39:17 UTC] darksydephil: @The_Worst_Nurse the president, but he's a busy guy
[2020-04-08 17:43:45 UTC] darksydephil: i'm calling Papa Johns, I clearly told them no dough on this pizza but, of course, there's the damn dough! dspRage
[2020-04-08 17:46:40 UTC] darksydephil: I tried calling Papa John but he just kept babbling about eating 45 pizzas in the last 3 days
If they tell him they're coming after the deficiency between the mortgage and sale price, he could be freaking out about that (and probably should, tbh).