I just remembered something... Ottawa, as well as many other cities in Ontario & Quebec have closed parks. You can walk through them, jog, bike & get your fresh air & exercise but playground equipment has been taped off AND, (ooh, I love this!), you may NOT sit on benches, picnic table seats, bleachers or any other form of typical park seating. They've started issuing tickets & the fines are hefty. Cross contamination from a seat is easy.
My nasty little mind has visions of Ms. Fitness Guru, huffing & puffing her designated 73 yards, then heaving her ass on to a bench… only to be pounced on by the increasingly pissed off, long arm of the law who, if they're in a decent mood & the scofflaw is apparently not wilfully doing something because they just WANT to, if their attitude is reasonable, they might get off with a warning. I can't see Miss Snotface being anything less than arrogant & pushy. I'd love to see her get nailed with a hefty ticket. Yeah, because I'm that kind of a snot.