Manosphere Amud - The Balloon Loon, Loveshy Extraordinaire

[Coldgrip]

None of those apply to me except for "pale".

And uneducated.

 

[Sunny-D]

Meat is all right for vit B; what is lacks completely is vit C. Carnivorous animals can synthesize vit C by themselves, but unfortunately primates (and that include your dear Neandies) have lost the gene somewhere down the road.

Well, you can get vitamin C (and vitamin A) from meat, you just have to eat organ meats to do it. That was partially what I was getting at when I asked what his average diet was like. I would be willing to bet he doesn't eat offal. My other question - how often he eats vegetables, which are also a major component of a paleo diet - has also been answered. So it's pretty safe to come to the conclusion that he is massively doing it wrong.

I actually like the paleo diet, it's mostly how I eat, with some modifications - dairy, for example, if I can digest it perfectly fine then there's no reason not to consume it (plus I get this local non-homogenized grass-fed-cow milk that's motherfucking delicious). This guy's got a nearly complete lack of understanding for the concept. For example, grains aren't bad because "Durr hurr meat is better." Most people probably eat too much grains because it's converted to sugar. Hyperglycemia can be dangerous, so the pancreas releases insulin to bring it down. If that happens too often, they can become insulin resistant. And any energy (sugar, carbohydrates) that isn't used gets converted to fat and stored. It doesn't mean grains are inherently bad, or "inferior" - just that most people probably eat too much of them.

The thing about humans, though, is we can exist and thrive on a huge variety of diets. Being able to digest nearly anything remotely edible is probably one of the reasons we're as successful a species as we are. But we can also be colossal failures at a huge variety of diets. The fattest person I've ever known was a vegan, because she considered potato chips fried in vegetable oil to be vegan and ate shitloads of that type of thing. Amud is doing approximately the same thing with paleo.

 

[Tricksy Fuckin Hobbitses]

An Adenid is going to be nerdy, depressive, and probably suffers from
http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?164029-SUBHUMAN-SYNDROME.

You literally cannot fathom how hard it is to resist dropping Hitler memes every time I see that link to UNTERMENSCH.

Because really.

 

[FatNero]

@Amud

Stop trying to change your face. You're lying to your potential mates, it's unethical and very bankerish. Why do you want to act like a banker?

 

[TM Ambrose]

Grains and dairy are inferior because we didn't evolve to consume them. Why do you think people report so much success with the paleo diet? Why do you think everybody is obese and unhealthy with retruded maxillas now?

Science says we did evolve to eat these. In fact we've moved from having homodentary teeth to heterodentary for that purpose.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Grains and dairy are inferior because we didn't evolve to consume them.

Who is this "we?" Descendants from populations that have traditionally practiced cattle domestication typically maintain the ability to digest milk and other dairy products into adulthood. Lactase persistence varies by population and has arisen in multiple places, at different times, and via several mechanisms over the course of human evolution.

Some of us have evolved to consume dairy, while others of us have not.

I'll even cite the paper.

 

[Ca Ira]

An Ethnikid is probably going to be rather passionate and "saucy". An Adenid is going to be nerdy, depressive, and probably suffers from
http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?164029-SUBHUMAN-SYNDROME. A Thallid is going to be obsessive, daydreaming, steadfast, and brilliant. A Potatid is probably going to be silly and a bit of a pushover.

How would you test someone to see if they're "nerdy," "saucy" or "steadfast"?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

1. That's false. Soft tissue and bone growth are both ultimately controlled by the same root mechanisms. A Potatid will not only have an estrogenic, fat-coated face, but the facial bones will be rounded and the entire skeleton will be pyknomorphic.

2. I think there were a variety of hominids and ancient human types, and various patterns of gene flow throughout the world which, along with differentiating through natural selections in different environments, ultimately gave rise to the various races we see today. I can't tell you any specifics, since it's just too complex for us to unravel it all. There were some Neanderthals who survived in America until recent times, like the Southern Cheyenne Chief Wolf Robe.

3. Yes, hunting and gathering does have some inherent uncertainty to it. Farming does too, though. There are always going to be droughts, floods, aphid infestations, and so on.

I'm not sure I can answer all of your specific questions about nutrition, since it is not my area of expertise. What I can say for certain is that the recent changes in our diets have not been for the better. We evolved to process certain foods, over the course of tens or hundreds of millenia, or even more. Switching to completely different form of sustenance in a proverbial blink of an eye on the geographic timescale can not be good for our bodies and minds.

So I'm assuming you researched and verified all of this information yourself and from scratch without reference to other scientific resources since the scientific community is too busy wanking each other off to produce proper knowledge, right?

 

[Adamska]

1. That's false. Soft tissue and bone growth are both ultimately controlled by the same root mechanisms. A Potatid will not only have an estrogenic, fat-coated face, but the facial bones will be rounded and the entire skeleton will be pyknomorphic.

Then why study the flesh when you already know of the root source? Why not study that instead?

2. I think there were a variety of hominids and ancient human types, and various patterns of gene flow throughout the world which, along with differentiating through natural selections in different environments, ultimately gave rise to the various races we see today. I can't tell you any specifics, since it's just too complex for us to unravel it all. There were some Neanderthals who survived in America until recent times, like the Southern Cheyenne Chief Wolf Robe.

What other types of hominids are you thinking of when you're relating to Race anyway? Like H. erectus, H. heidelburgensis? H. antecessor? I'm curious on this.

3. Yes, hunting and gathering does have some inherent uncertainty to it. Farming does too, though. There are always going to be droughts, floods, aphid infestations, and so on.

And these very same things can also affect wildlife populations as well last I checked.

I'm not sure I can answer all of your specific questions about nutrition, since it is not my area of expertise. What I can say for certain is that the recent changes in our diets have not been for the better. We evolved to process certain foods, over the course of tens or hundreds of millenia, or even more. Switching to completely different form of sustenance in a proverbial blink of an eye on the geographic timescale can not be good for our bodies and minds.

Cattle cultivating populations developed Lactase persistance quite quickly however, so some things do indeed seem to change quickly as you say.

 

[Positron]

How would you test someone to see if they're "nerdy," "saucy" or "steadfast"?

Check their signs of the Zodiac.

 

[Eldritch]

Check their signs of the Zodiac.

You may also need to check the alignment of Mars and Neptune on the date of their birth

Further testing can be conducted by a licensed palm-reader at your local clinic

 

[DykesDykesChina]

This thread makes me think of a certain historical lolcow:

Jörg Lanz von Liebenfels (1874 - 1954, living mainly in Vienna) was actually called Adolf Josef Lanz, but he decided to make up an aristocratic sounding name for himself, because Ario-Heroic Men deserve such. WUT? Yes, Lanz is the inventor of the following theory: In ancient times, there existed two kinds of men: God-Men and Beast-Men. The God-Men were telepathic super-beings of great intelligence and wisdom, and they also had blonde hair and blue eyes; the Beast-Men on the other hand were demonic savages who only thought about hankypanky and had dark skin and an ape-like demeanor. Unfortunately, some of the female God-Men were attracted to the Beast-Men because women are by nature inferior and therefore drawn to copulate with stupid, savage JERKS with HUGE PICKLES. Thus, the two races were mixed, which led to the degradation of the God-Men and a certain uplifting of the Beast-Men. The God-Men turned into Ario-Heroic Germans, and the Beast-Men into nefarious Jews, Slavs, Gypsies and Niggos. The historical mission of the Ario-Heroic Germans will be to exterminate the lower races through castration and slavery, so that they themselves will once again evolve into God-Men. To this end it is also necessary to keep a tight watch over women and because due to their lowly instincts they always want to mate with crude, barbaric subhuman JERKS with HUGE PICKLES. Therefore it might also be advisable to keep women secluded from the male population in special breeding institutions where they will be inseminated with Ario-Heroic navy.

I wish I was making all of this up. But Lanz really believed these things and founded a secret society (the "New Templars") to further his ideas. Since there wasn't yet any intarwebz around to make a webshite and a forum, he instead published a magazine called "Ostara" (a made-up Germanic goddess):

Spoiler

Left part:
The Science of the Sodomite-Apelings and the Divine Electron - an introduction to the oldest and newest philosophy and a justification of aristocracy (with 45 illustrations) - by J. Lanz-Liebenfels.

Right part:
Germans - who shall lead you, who shall be prince?

Sorta unsurprisingly, a certain unsuccessful artist with a laughable mustache was known to read the Ostara magazine. In how far the Nazi party was directly influenced by Lanz is up for debate, but one can rather clearly recognize the ideology, as well as ideas that sound like they could be taken from the sluthate wiki or loveshy forum.

 

[Positron]

@Amud

Stop trying to change your face. You're lying to your potential mates, it's unethical and very bankerish. Why do you want to act like a banker?

"But... the H. sapiens WOMEN have de-evolved into banker-worshipping ape-sluts !!.... I'm only doing this because the SEXUAL MARKET is skewed by sapiens dysgenics. In my hononable Neandie culture, Thallids like me would have been smoothered by pussies!! I HATE it when I have to stoop so low, but it is purely the WOMENS' FAULT!!"

 

[Lugal]

This thread makes me think of a certain historical lolcow:

Jörg Lanz von Liebenfels (1874 - 1954, living mainly in Vienna) was actually called Adolf Josef Lanz, but he decided to make up an aristocratic sounding name for himself, because Ario-Heroic Men deserve such. WUT? Yes, Lanz is the inventor of the following theory: In ancient times, there existed two kinds of men: God-Men and Beast-Men. The God-Men were telepathic super-beings of great intelligence and wisdom, and they also had blonde hair and blue eyes; the Beast-Men on the other hand were demonic savages who only thought about hankypanky and had dark skin and an ape-like demeanor. Unfortunately, some of the female God-Men were attracted to the Beast-Men because women are by nature inferior and therefore drawn to copulate with stupid, savage JERKS with HUGE PICKLES. Thus, the two races were mixed, which led to the degradation of the God-Men and a certain uplifting of the Beast-Men. The God-Men Yeah,ed into Ario-Heroic Germans, and the Beast-Men into nefarious Jews, Slavs, Gypsies and Niggos. The historical mission of the Ario-Heroic Germans will be to exterminate the lower races through castration and slavery, so that they themselves will once again evolve into God-Men. To this end it is also necessary to keep a tight watch over women and because due to their lowly instincts they always want to mate with crude, barbaric subhuman JERKS with HUGE PICKLES. Therefore it might also be advisable to keep women secluded from the male population in special breeding institutions where they will be inseminated with Ario-Heroic navy.

I wish I was making all of this up. But Lanz really believed these things and founded a secret society (the "New Templars") to further his ideas. Since there wasn't yet any intarwebz around to make a webshite and a forum, he instead published a magazine called "Ostara" (a made-up Germanic goddess):

Spoiler

Left part:
The Science of the Sodomite-Apelings and the Divine Electron - an introduction to the oldest and newest philosophy and a justification of aristocracy (with 45 illustrations) - by J. Lanz-Liebenfels.

Right part:
Germans - who shall lead you, who shall be prince?

Sorta unsurprisingly, a certain unsuccessful artist with a laughable mustache was known to read the Ostara magazine. In how far the Nazi party was directly influenced by Lanz is up for debate, but one can rather clearly recognize the ideology, as well as ideas that sound like they could be taken from the sluthate wiki or loveshy forum.

Yeah, ol' Lanz was quite the lolcow. I mean, Sodom-apelings? Top fucking kek. He even got butthurt at Hitler for taking his ideas (ORIGINAL RACE THEORY DO NOT STEAL).

You should also check out "Himmler's Magus," Karl Maria Wiligut, who was possibly even crazier. He even spent some time in a nut-house.

 

[Amud]

This thread makes me think of a certain historical lolcow:

Jörg Lanz von Liebenfels (1874 - 1954, living mainly in Vienna) was actually called Adolf Josef Lanz, but he decided to make up an aristocratic sounding name for himself, because Ario-Heroic Men deserve such. WUT? Yes, Lanz is the inventor of the following theory: In ancient times, there existed two kinds of men: God-Men and Beast-Men. The God-Men were telepathic super-beings of great intelligence and wisdom, and they also had blonde hair and blue eyes; the Beast-Men on the other hand were demonic savages who only thought about hankypanky and had dark skin and an ape-like demeanor. Unfortunately, some of the female God-Men were attracted to the Beast-Men because women are by nature inferior and therefore drawn to copulate with stupid, savage JERKS with HUGE PICKLES. Thus, the two races were mixed, which led to the degradation of the God-Men and a certain uplifting of the Beast-Men. The God-Men turned into Ario-Heroic Germans, and the Beast-Men into nefarious Jews, Slavs, Gypsies and Niggos. The historical mission of the Ario-Heroic Germans will be to exterminate the lower races through castration and slavery, so that they themselves will once again evolve into God-Men. To this end it is also necessary to keep a tight watch over women and because due to their lowly instincts they always want to mate with crude, barbaric subhuman JERKS with HUGE PICKLES. Therefore it might also be advisable to keep women secluded from the male population in special breeding institutions where they will be inseminated with Ario-Heroic navy.

I wish I was making all of this up. But Lanz really believed these things and founded a secret society (the "New Templars") to further his ideas. Since there wasn't yet any intarwebz around to make a webshite and a forum, he instead published a magazine called "Ostara" (a made-up Germanic goddess):

Spoiler

Left part:
The Science of the Sodomite-Apelings and the Divine Electron - an introduction to the oldest and newest philosophy and a justification of aristocracy (with 45 illustrations) - by J. Lanz-Liebenfels.

Right part:
Germans - who shall lead you, who shall be prince?

Sorta unsurprisingly, a certain unsuccessful artist with a laughable mustache was known to read the Ostara magazine. In how far the Nazi party was directly influenced by Lanz is up for debate, but one can rather clearly recognize the ideology, as well as ideas that sound like they could be taken from the sluthate wiki or loveshy forum.

That is truly fascinating. Thank you for sharing. I will definitely have to look into his work. It seems that he independently arrived at similar conclusions as I have. The fact that two great minds independently came up with similar ideas is good evidence for their validity. It is like Newton and Leibniz discovering calculus, showing that it was an idea whose time had come.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

That is truly fascinating. Thank you for sharing. I will definitely have to look into his work. It seems that he independently arrived at similar conclusions as I have. The fact that two great minds independently came up with similar ideas is good evidence for their validity. It is like Newton and Leibniz discovering calculus, showing that it was an idea whose time had come.

Yes, why don't you join with other great thinkers such as Nick Bate and ADF and re-found the New Templars. Maybe you could even buy 14 Branchland Court and turn the house into your Templar Castle.

 

[Stratomsk]

That is truly fascinating. Thank you for sharing. I will definitely have to look into his work. It seems that he independently arrived at similar conclusions as I have. The fact that two great minds independently came up with similar ideas is good evidence for their validity. It is like Newton and Leibniz discovering calculus, showing that it was an idea whose time had come.

You are a great mind? Wow, you are suitably pretentious. You lack evidence to your claims, contradict yourself, want to kill innocent people, is consistently racist, and deny the work of other scientists and yet you compare yourself to Newton and Leibniz?

I'm laughing so hard right now.

 

[Marvin]

That is truly fascinating. Thank you for sharing. I will definitely have to look into his work. It seems that he independently arrived at similar conclusions as I have. The fact that two great minds independently came up with similar ideas is good evidence for their validity. It is like Newton and Leibniz discovering calculus, showing that it was an idea whose time had come.

Surely you're jerking us around. Like, you read about this guy, right? You're aware he's pretty unintelligent? I'm really confused right now.

 

[GeorgeDaMoose]

That is truly fascinating. Thank you for sharing. I will definitely have to look into his work. It seems that he independently arrived at similar conclusions as I have. The fact that two great minds independently came up with similar ideas is good evidence for their validity. It is like Newton and Leibniz discovering calculus, showing that it was an idea whose time had come.

I...I can't tell if we're being fucked with here or not anymore. I could believe that someone would be special enough to classify someone's facial structure as potato-like or tomato-like, but this?
I just don't know anymore.

 

[chimpburgers]

That is truly fascinating. Thank you for sharing. I will definitely have to look into his work. It seems that he independently arrived at similar conclusions as I have. The fact that two great minds independently came up with similar ideas is good evidence for their validity. It is like Newton and Leibniz discovering calculus, showing that it was an idea whose time had come.

Why the hell would you wanna look into the works of such an ignoramus? I really don't understand at all man.