DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[SkippyLongbottom]

DSP randomly and kinda suddenly went from being overly sexual to asexual and he thinks he's the normal and mature one.

He mounted art painted by a woman using her breasts on his wall, bought expensive statues of female characters from franchises he doesn't give a shit about because they're "smokin hawt dood" and he slobbered over any female character in a game (even 15 year old Jasmine from Aladdin) and now he can't even do romance missions in games because he's a grown up.

Bizarre creature.

Usually I hear that it is the woman who turns a 360 as soon as the ring is on the finger, but I guess that's not usually the case.

Unless Khet is the one wearing the pants in this marriage, then it is.

Agreed though. It's very bizarre.

 

[Ruthless54]

Something new I learned in Phil lore today:

He was raised on sandwiches from the original subway restaurant.

 

[actually]

Something new I learned in Phil lore today:

He was raised on sandwiches from the original subway restaurant.

Well shit, that's actually potentially true. Just looked it up and the original was in Bridgeport, CT.

 

[Iron Father]

Yeah that's very likely true, I remember him talking about that ages ago.

 

[BlackDragoons]

My brother has no interest in DSP but knows of him, found it quiet hilarious when I got his reaction to the Nemesis Clock Tower Fight Scene "That isn't a fucking Puzzle Boss, no where near close. The man has no idea what he is doing"


Also hillarious, i got a C Ranking, but i beaten it in 4 hours 50 minutes.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I was watching an older Tevin video today and heard DSP say something he's said numerous times: that ad companies are idiots for putting ads on YouTube channels that are aimed at kids (i.e. the YouTube channels at the time with the most views) because kids don't have money to spend you morahns ack ack ack. This guy has a degree in marketing? How did he pass a 100 class and still believe that whole heartedly? Kids are one of the most marketed to demographics because they whine to their parents non-stop until garbage they see on TV is bought for them. Phil's entire childhood is a demonstration of that. How much Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, various comic nonsense, Power Rangers, games, consoles, and either garbage merchandise miscellany did he whine for when he was a kid? Hell, his trauma tell all of the Wolverine figure features a one time not being bought a tchotchke followed up by him whining so much his parents made up for it by buying things like entire consoles early.

 

[ditto]

DSP should set a tips goal to release his wedding video

We already have his wedding night video.

Spoiler

 

[Forbidden Math]

I was watching an older Tevin video today and heard DSP say something he's said numerous times: that ad companies are idiots for putting ads on YouTube channels that are aimed at kids (i.e. the YouTube channels at the time with the most views) because kids don't have money to spend you morahns ack ack ack. This guy has a degree in marketing? How did he pass a 100 class and still believe that whole heartedly? Kids are one of the most marketed to demographics because they whine to their parents non-stop until garbage they see on TV is bought for them. Phil's entire childhood is a demonstration of that. How much Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, various comic nonsense, Power Rangers, games, consoles, and either garbage merchandise miscellany did he whine for when he was a kid? Hell, his trauma tell all of the Wolverine figure features a one time not being bought a tchotchke followed up by him whining so much his parents made up for it by buying things like entire consoles early.

I think he tells himself kids have no money so that he can pretend like his fans are mature adults. Kids couldn't possibly like him dood.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Something new I learned in Phil lore today:

He was raised on sandwiches from the original subway restaurant.

Well shit, that's actually potentially true. Just looked it up and the original was in Bridgeport, CT.

Yeah that's very likely true, I remember him talking about that ages ago.

I would believe he picked up a half eaten one off the floor of an actual subway.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

I think he tells himself kids have no money so that he can pretend like his fans are mature adults. Kids couldn't possibly like him dood.

Its a thin line. His fans are mature adults who are smart enough to smell the bullshit of detractors but at the same time these people are younger than DSP, virgin losers who dont have real adult relationships and he feels the need to talk down to them

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

People live rent free in Phil's head because he makes actual life decisions based on things detractors MIGHT say or do. He literally had a secret wedding with 2 other people in attendance because of detractors. He literally hid the fact that he had a cat because detractors guessed that he had one and he didn't want to prove them right. The man lies to his fans because of what detractors might say. He distrusts EVERYONE he ever meets in person because they just might be a detractor. Yes, Phil is living in some of his detractors' head (very few I would say) but every single one of them seem to occupy every square centimeter of his mind.

He literally ended his Animal Crossing birthday stream by bringing up detractors.
"Man, you guys were REALLY pahsitive today and you didn't let those detractors ruin it for us, keep up the good work!"
Pahsitivity obviously being the $1000 he made that day. And if the detractors were truly unimportant, shouldn't you be busy talking about other things and never mention them, ever?

 

[SleepyNibba]

you know whats worst about him playing Animal crossing... hes profiting off his wifes work, how much of his island has he actually built compared to Kat?

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Something new I learned in Phil lore today:

He was raised on sandwiches from the original subway restaurant.

He’s mentioned that dozens of times within the past year or two, he always shits on subway for getting popular and being shitty now because he use to eat there when it was actually good. Anytime subway was mentioned in one of his shitty late night chill streams he would bring up how he ate at the original place and they suck now

I was watching an older Tevin video today and heard DSP say something he's said numerous times: that ad companies are idiots for putting ads on YouTube channels that are aimed at kids (i.e. the YouTube channels at the time with the most views) because kids don't have money to spend you morahns ack ack ack. This guy has a degree in marketing? How did he pass a 100 class and still believe that whole heartedly? Kids are one of the most marketed to demographics because they whine to their parents non-stop until garbage they see on TV is bought for them. Phil's entire childhood is a demonstration of that. How much Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, various comic nonsense, Power Rangers, games, consoles, and either garbage merchandise miscellany did he whine for when he was a kid? Hell, his trauma tell all of the Wolverine figure features a one time not being bought a tchotchke followed up by him whining so much his parents made up for it by buying things like entire consoles early.

One of his specific complaints about YouTube’s ads being on videos aimed at kids was for things like car insurance or car ads.

 

[detractorzer0]

you know whats worst about him playing Animal crossing... hes profiting off his wifes work, how much of his island has he actually built compared to Kat?

I believe in his birthday stream he said quite literally that the New Horizon streams were to chill and look at the things Kat did to the island. Maybe I can find a clip. May take a while though.

Edit, here it is:

 

[PenskeMaterial]

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His cheeks/jowls are so weird looking. It's like he has an allergic reaction to something.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Thanks to the quarantine I had time to watch like ten LSB restreams and it solidified my idea that you have to be a literal autist to enjoy Phil,in like 20 hours of watching Phil restreams he never said anything funny or interesting(and his gameplay is shit so there is nothing there aswell). Its incredible how stupid and uncharismatic he is,he never says anything interesting,fun or intelligent,his streams consist of the following:

-Complaining about the game,game mechanics,bugs,glitchs,lag,etc.
-Complaining about how trolls ruin his life and are fucked in the head.
-Lying about something (this happens literally all the time)
-Contradictions
-Re-writing history or exagerations to make him look better or validate whatever point he wants to make.
-Saying dumb shit because he is misinformed and low IQ("everyone should get corona and be done with it").
-Being toxic in general towards anything that he talks about.
-Reading subs,cheers and tips,this can be followed by a rant where he says dumb shit or lies but most of the times he just gives a non answer to what the person said or tells them to fuck off.
-Hardcore begging,this encompasses things like "ok guys,we are on a 10 day vest streak,will we hit the goal?" *30 minutes later* "Alright guys we almost hit the goal so if you want me to wear the vest tip me".Also add to this "contributions are very slow tonight", "tipping help the most" , "if you want a shout out you can tip me", etc. Begging occurs a lot of times per stream.
-Saying whats happening at the moment or what he has to do now.
-The most terrible gameplay you can imagine.
-General boredom,uninteresting and uncharismatic commentary with shit gameplay.

Honestly after watching so many of his streams Im convinced that unless you are autistic or a social reject you cant watch Phil,he is worst content creator I have ever seen,he has absolutely zero redeeming qualities,not only he is painfully boring,he is also stupid,toxic and a compulsive liar and on top of all that add shit gameplay.I know all of these things have been said before but after watching so many restreams I found it incredible how much of a failure as a content creator he is.

 

[Phalanx]

So after playing FF7 for an hour, he is going to hate it. The game is great so far but the block system is harder a lot of the time you have to dodge roll at the perfect time. You have to actively use potions A LOT you aren't a sponge.

The game is going to be great!

 

[harbinger]

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Pictured above: The ever elusive homo retardus in its natural habitat. It’s averse for sunlight and fear of predators keeps it in its hole for most of its life, only emerging at night to forage for Swanns and gin.

 

[Frogga]

Phil's office window is apparently not equipped to have curtains...?
Also his blinds were "hundreds and hundreds of dollars" because he hired someone to drill a couple holes in the wall to mount the blinds for him.

Edit: Does his window not being "equipped to have curtains" mean he's too lazy to drill a couple holes in the wall and put up a curtain rod? Knowing Phil, that's probably what that means.