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Salubrious said:
That'll make the top clip of the night.

DSP got to the Top 10, started camping, downed a guy that ran towards him but stopped paying attention to the game, the guy self-revived and killed DSP.
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Rubea Meretrix said:
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2020 version of the classic picture.

Cake looks like the same he had last year too
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Crunchy Smegma said:
Either that cake is salty as fuck with all the peanut butter, or Phil has a multitude of cavities in his mouth and eating is an excruciatingly painful act for the pigroach.
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I honestly do believe he read the Farms and has seen that hideous as fuck picture of him last year (or year before? fuck it) and did it again.

Once again, he tries to spite his trolls and ends up punishing the handful of wheelchairs at the same time.

Also, those little chiclet nubs he calls teeth make another appearance. Why are they so horrifying every single time they show up in pictures? Go to the dentist you imbecile. inb4 I DON'T HAVE MONEY TO DO IT (ad nausaeum)
 
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Phil just went on a long rant about how he can't date women in games because Kat is the only woman he ever wants to spend the rest of his life with and his fans won't understand because they're young and probably all virgins, he then followed this up by saying he does not remember the wedding vows he gave.
 
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JimiHendrix said:
Phil just went on a long rant about how he can't date women in games because Kat is the only woman he ever wants to spend the rest of his life with and his fans won't understand because they're young and probably all virgins, he then followed this up by saying he does not remember the wedding vows he gave.
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And then he genuinely wonders why people find him weird af and or shits on him...
 
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JimiHendrix said:
Phil just went on a long rant about how he can't date women in games because Kat is the only woman he ever wants to spend the rest of his life with and his fans won't understand because they're young and probably all virgins, he then followed this up by saying he does not remember the wedding vows he gave.
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I've never seen a single other streamer or let's player have this kind of problem with relationships in games. This is purely DSP inventing a nonsense issue out of nothing. And for as much as he insists it's not a big deal to him, he can't stop talking about it.
 
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Croppered said:
I haven't watched much DSP stuff until I checked out today's stream out of morbid curiosity, and if I was just a casual viewer I'd be really turned off by the disdain that Phil has for any viewer question. "Would you play X?" "No, that'd be a waste of time, huh huh."

It's not just a deflection, it's a "fuck you for asking, dummy", and I don't know why anyone would want to stick around for that.
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I was watching a LSB restream and ninstarrune said: "did you hear about the website where you can hire an e-girl to play cs:go and shit with you? Most of them are bronze or silver and charge 5$ for a game".

He is not trolling Phil and this gives him a topic to talk about,it can lead to a fun conversation,but what does Phil do? He responds:" No ninstarrune,I never heard that,I dont care about it and I dont even know why you would ask me about anything counter strike go cause I dont care about that game,ok?".

Gee I wonder why he complains that no one is talking to him on chat,maybe it is because he responds to any questions like a butthurt asshole?
 
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If you’re desperate and lonely, there are literally thousands of streamers that have approximately the same audience as Phil’s who will be infinitely more welcoming and friendly to you and your contributions. If you’re looking for an e-friendship, Phil is the worst person to attempt to get close to. He doesn’t give a fuck about you, has no respect for you, nor cares about you.

There is so much data out there that have exposed Dark as the greedy, arrogant asshole that he is and people like bishop_of_mercy truly display how pathetic they are for the world to witness when they shower such an undeserving piece of shit with their hard earned money.

I’ve said it before but there’s enough material going on in Dark’s chatroom to write up a few theses in the behavioral health field; people who have battered wife syndrome tendencies constitute as the majority of his genuine fans. You will be used and abused but continue to enable the guy nonetheless. The fuck is wrong with these people, we’ll most likely never know.
 
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Iamfrigide said:
I am having trouble wrapping my head around these leaps in logic. How is it that Phil believes that trolls cost him his income because they were mean to him, so people stopped watching him? The two dots don't connect.
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It's all about the 2015 false copyright strikes. Guy made fan art, Phil used fan art, guy no longer wanted Phil to use fan art, copyright struck every video his fan art appeared in, instead of setting the videos to private until Machinima made it go away Phil deleted all of those videos, a side effect of that was losing the views of each video deleted, that effected the value of Phil's channel, and of course it wasn't his fault he did nothing wrong he did everything correct.

Pretty sure at one time or another he claimed YouTube and/or Machinima recommended he delete those videos which doesn't make much sense to many. Since it's Phil of course every time the story is told it has conflicting information with previous tellings.

I could see someone at Machinima saying "sorry Phil we're all huge fans of your kwality khantent but you just have to wait this out until we fix it...or you could delete the videos but that would be a terrible idea which would fuck up your chan...hello Phil you still there?"
 
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MoonRocker said:
If you’re desperate and lonely, there are literally thousands of streamers that have approximately the same audience as Phil’s who will be infinitely more welcoming and friendly to you and your contributions. If you’re looking for an e-friendship, Phil is the worst person to attempt to get close to. He doesn’t give a fuck about you, has no respect for you, nor cares about you.

There is so much data out there that have exposed Dark as the greedy, arrogant asshole that he is and people like bishop_of_mercy truly display how pathetic they are for the world to witness when they shower such an undeserving piece of shit with their hard earned money.

I’ve said it before but there’s enough material going on in Dark’s chatroom to write up a few theses in the behavioral health field; people who have battered wife syndrome tendencies constitute as the majority of his genuine fans. You will be used and abused but continue to enable the guy nonetheless. The fuck is wrong with these people, we’ll most likely never know.
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I've said this before I think but it seems to fit, a lot of his audience is probably autistic. DSP streams are very scheduled, they have detailed planned dates with set in stone games which he rarely changes, his streams are consistent, virtually every day there is something and it's what you expect, the start and end times are pretty solid and content wise it's always the same formula for each game with little variation. He also spells things out a lot in his commentary and does so very simply and easy to follow. I've known a lot of autistic people all over the spectrum and they love this sorta stuff. Honestly if DSP wasn't so awful I'd be happy that autists had something like this to watch, shame it's pigroach
 
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MoonRocker said:
If you’re desperate and lonely, there are literally thousands of streamers that have approximately the same audience as Phil’s who will be infinitely more welcoming and friendly to you and your contributions. If you’re looking for an e-friendship, Phil is the worst person to attempt to get close to. He doesn’t give a fuck about you, has no respect for you, nor cares about you.

There is so much data out there that have exposed Dark as the greedy, arrogant asshole that he is and people like bishop_of_mercy truly display how pathetic they are for the world to witness when they shower such an undeserving piece of shit with their hard earned money.

I’ve said it before but there’s enough material going on in Dark’s chatroom to write up a few theses in the behavioral health field; people who have battered wife syndrome tendencies constitute as the majority of his genuine fans. You will be used and abused but continue to enable the guy nonetheless. The fuck is wrong with these people, we’ll most likely never know.
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The very best part is that if he died tomorrow (:optimistic:) his fanbase would just up and blow away like the dust bowl, settling into some other streamer's chat. Probably some findommer. There's nothing unique or special about him that keep them around; they're either there just to watch the monkey dance or to get noticed by someone they see as cool, which must be very easy because if you think Phil is cool you probably think the mold growing on your cheese in your fridge is Tom Fucking Cruise.
 
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