FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

[rocknrollmartian]

Why did this idiot woman expect a different outcome? I guess oxy addiction or whatever sordid catalyst for their relationship really clouds one's judgment.

 

[IBrokeBob]

But we need content in this thread...

i think Justin has suffered enough and offer up the newly single chantal aka the canadian amberlynn to do quarantine with chantal or to hook up with her.

Now that would be interesting

 

[Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown]

Which kiwi uber-autist wants to calculate how many packs of toilet paper Steph goes through in a month to wipe Steven's ass? DEFINITELY not a laughing matter that he's so susceptible to the pandemic (still being a deathfat).

The weather's been nice. If she weren't an idiot, she would lead him out to sit on the porch and wait till he caught The Rona.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Which kiwi uber-autist wants to calculate how many packs of toilet paper Steph goes through in a month to wipe Steven's ass? DEFINITELY not a laughing matter that he's so susceptible to the pandemic (still being a deathfat).

The weather's been nice. If she weren't an idiot, she would lead him out to sit on the porch and wait till he caught The Rona.

With all that fat and probable beetus we can all hope he at least contracts the virus eventually.

Really though I almost feel bad for her, but she did marry the slob. Still not sure why. Either drugs or wanted to be part of a reality show?

 

[la mort]

After seeing a new notification in the thread, am I the only one who thought that fat son of a bitch had died? The resistance of the human body is something that amazes me.

I don't feel sorry for Stephanie but for her daughter. She brought into her house, where she lives with her daughter, who is a minor, a person known to be a manipulative abuser and a drug addict, and now she's amazed that he's a piece of shit? Come on. I wouldn't be surprised if that poor girl was traumatized by that situation.

 

[That Ho Over Here]

After seeing a new notification in the thread, am I the only one who thought that fat son of a bitch had died? The resistance of the human body is something that amazes me.

I don't feel sorry for Stephanie but for her daughter. She brought into her house, where she lives with her daughter, who is a minor, a person known to be a manipulative abuser and a drug addict, and now she's amazed that he's a piece of shit? Come on. I wouldn't be surprised if that poor girl was traumatized by that situation.

I have too much reading time rn cause I popped through this thread and my first thought was: HOW IS THIS PERSON STILL ALIVE!?

I feel sorry for the kid too but Stephanie is a fuckin dumbass of the highest order 'most beautiful person I've ever seen' either she doesn't get out much or she's devolved to levels of psychosis previously unknown to man.

Call me pro-ana if you want but when I hit 140lbs I was sluggish, depressed and absolutely just.... fucking awful. I can't imagine even having a meaningful breath at this kind of weight, where you can't even use a rag on a stick to wash your butt.

Holy hell us humans were a mistake.

inb4 autistic ratings.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

After seeing a new notification in the thread, am I the only one who thought that fat son of a bitch had died? The resistance of the human body is something that amazes me.

I don't feel sorry for Stephanie but for her daughter. She brought into her house, where she lives with her daughter, who is a minor, a person known to be a manipulative abuser and a drug addict, and now she's amazed that he's a piece of shit? Come on. I wouldn't be surprised if that poor girl was traumatized by that situation.

Haha, me too. I was hoping Steven was the first corona lolcow death and couldnt happen to a better cow.

At least Stephanie acknowledges it all her own fault. I don’t know how fucked in the head someone has to be to see Steven Assanti on TV/FB and thinks he’s marriage material.

The dumb bitch really did marry him? It will be a lot harder to boot him from the house then. She will need level 3 hazmat suited decontamination and gallons of bleach to make wherever he is festering in the home livable again.

Id just move my important stuff out and then burn the house to the ground to permanently remove the Assanti contagion (including fat ass himself, he will leave when the flames roar in his slug hole)

 

[Jack Awful]

So I have a small update. Probably breaking confidentiality here, but I know a friend of a friend who has stephanie on facebook.. and lets just say she HATES him now and wants him out of her house. Apparently she's been trying to get him out for about a year, but he won't leave. Her friend claims she really DID love him, for whatever reason, but it all went to hell real quick when he started showing his true self.. a fat manipulative controlling psycho that tortures her.

The beginning...

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And now...

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Damn.

We need to get the daughter out first because the mom's clearly not mentally competent enough to make good decisions.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I'm still trying to figure out how this woman got "beautiful person" from the fat, petulant, foul-smelling sack of crap he showed himself to be on national television. Like many here, I think her ears perked up when she heard how many Vicodin et al he was managing to scab off the taxpayers in every which way while having most of his other vices subsidized by his father. Well, Stephanie, you tried to take advantage of a guy who might be a literal retard and you're getting your comeuppance in the worst way. I hope the poor fucking kid can at least escape to a grandparent or something...shit when she's old enough a shelter might be preferable. What a fucking life.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Imagine being a groupie for My 600 lb Life. Marrying him for pills would actually be less humiliating.

 

[Constellationzero]

She should just turn off the utilities and move out for a couple months and come back with a crane to dispose of the corpse.

When I see shitheads like Assanti, i think back to the infamous Penny episode of 600lb life.

Best solution for this young lady (as bad as her judgement is) would be to call Adult protective services...get a call log going. Then go to the bed bound piece of human shit and say: "I'm getting a hotel room and leaving you here. you have 72 hours. Either get off your fucking useless ass and get your shit together, or I call protective services and have you removed. 72 hours. Tick Tock, Motherfucker."

Would've been the best solution for Penny's husband, but it was pretty obvious that would've placed him in grave danger of getting off DRS gibs me dats and having to get a job. So not holding out hope for this one.

But I can dream...

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

I'm still trying to figure out how this woman got "beautiful person" from the fat, petulant, foul-smelling sack of crap he showed himself to be on national television.

As you correctly assessed, she saw two things: and .

These fame/money/power addicts, as seen on many trash TV shows, go into these relationships with both eyes open. They then want our sympathy when the gamble doesn’t pay out as hoped.

Hard pass.

 

[Salubrious]

Add me to the list of people shocked he's still alive. Not just the morbid obesity, but the amount of painkillers it takes for a 500-700 pound man to get high: dude is probably taking an entire 100 pill bottle in a week if not less days.

Not to mention that he has the third worst legs I've ever seen after James K and Blades. So he could die of an infection as well.

Spoiler: Legs and Blurred Privates - NSFW and NSFL

 

[Billy_Sama]

I don't think the corona virus could penetrate that rotten fat of his.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Nikokado Avocado is on the heir to the fatboygetdown throne rat face and all.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Add me to the list of people shocked he's still alive. Not just the morbid obesity, but the amount of painkillers it takes for a 500-700 pound man to get high: dude is probably taking an entire 100 pill bottle in a week if not less days.

Not to mention that he has the third worst legs I've ever seen after James K and Blades. So he could die of an infection as well.

Spoiler: Legs and Blurred Privates - NSFW and NSFL

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This would be prime quarantine entertainment if there wasn't an innocent child caught in this mess.

Because who the hell see that and goes...I'm gonna marry that!

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Add me to the list of people shocked he's still alive. Not just the morbid obesity, but the amount of painkillers it takes for a 500-700 pound man to get high: dude is probably taking an entire 100 pill bottle in a week if not less days.

Not to mention that he has the third worst legs I've ever seen after James K and Blades. So he could die of an infection as well.

Spoiler: Legs and Blurred Privates - NSFW and NSFL

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Imagine seeing that and thinking "That's most beautiful person I've ever seen. I've got to meet him."

 

[taintmisbehavin]

For some reason, this relationship thing is the most horrifying part of the Assanti Family Saga. Dad enabling drug use? Like every episode of Intervention. Sneaking pizzas into the hospital? Dr. Now has that on his Bingo card.

A woman finding not only Steve’s Caltiki the Immortal Monster body but also his toxic waste sewer of a personality beautiful? That’s some disturbing shit.

 

[thismanlies]

A woman finding not only Steve’s Caltiki the Immortal Monster body but also his toxic waste sewer of a personality beautiful? That’s some disturbing shit.

There's no way she wasn't hooked on pain pills. That's the only explanation I can think of for why she saw a guy whose leg looks like a fungal infection with toes and thought "This is someone I can bring around my daughter."

 

[Pinochet Was Right]

Add me to the list of people shocked he's still alive. Not just the morbid obesity, but the amount of painkillers it takes for a 500-700 pound man to get high: dude is probably taking an entire 100 pill bottle in a week if not less days.

Not to mention that he has the third worst legs I've ever seen after James K and Blades. So he could die of an infection as well.

Spoiler: Legs and Blurred Privates - NSFW and NSFL

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