Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[Shaka Brah]

He preceeded it with some speech about how Trump hates all immigrants, but his family immigrated from Europe and the original surname was DRUMPF!!! EPIC BURN

"hurr durr you hate third worlders but you came from EUROPE!!! You were a EUROPEAN who came to a EUROPEAN ETHNOSTATE lmao BURNED!!"

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

"HAHAHAHAHA!! Trump's real surname is DRUMPF and that name sounds weird and silly LMAO XD!!! FUCK DRUMPF ROFL"

How do these show's appeal to anyone above the age of 10?

He preceeded it with some speech about how Trump hates all immigrants, but his family immigrated from Europe and the original surname was DRUMPF!!! EPIC BURN

It's also because, as was revealed when Schwarzenegger ran for office, the entirety of the left will default to "All Germans and anyone from any country that's connected to Germany in any way are Nazis" at the drop of a hat. So because Drumpf is German, Trump=Nazi.

 

[Ruin]

The Drumpf thing is because Drumpf is a German surname and they were trying to push German = Nazi. It's incredibly stupid and petty but so is the modern American left.

 

[Shaka Brah]

It's also because, as was revealed when Schwarzenegger ran for office, the entirety of the left will default to "All Germans and anyone from any country that's connected to Germany in any way are Nazis" at the drop of a hat. So because Drumpf is German, Trump=Nazi.

Ahnold's father was a well-regarded SS officer. Even though they had a deep personal connection Arnold was required to burn the old man's reputation at the stake in order to get into Hollywood.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

The Drumpf thing is because Drumpf is a German surname and they were trying to push German = Nazi. It's incredibly stupid and petty but so is the modern American left.

There's a weird boomerang that happens when you remember that John Oliver's old boss Jon Stewart was born Jon Leibowitz, which makes the whole thing uncomfortable in addition to dumb.

 

[Shaka Brah]

There's a weird boomerang that happens when you remember that John Oliver's old boss Jon Stewart was born Jon Leibowitz, which makes the whole thing uncomfortable in addition to dumb.

It's okay when they hide their ethnic background, you antisemite!

 

[Adamska]

It's okay when they hide their ethnic background, you antisemite!

Yeah, kindly don't bring up Bill Clinton's name (William Jefferson Blythe III), or Bill Deblasio (Wilhelm Warren), and Beto's (Robert Francis O'Rourke).

What is with these faggots and name changes?

 

[Grapefruit Soda]

"HAHAHAHAHA!! Trump's real surname is DRUMPF and that name sounds weird and silly LMAO XD!!! FUCK DRUMPF ROFL"

How do these show's appeal to anyone above the age of 10?

Anecdotally, most of the audience is autistic and needs to be told when to laugh. My most hated co-worker is a truly exceptional individual who not only thinks big bang theory is funny, but only ever laughs with the laugh track. He also got really mad at me when i said trump for president in 2016, he got real close to me and said "if i were a manager i'd fire you" and i laughed in his face.

 

[moocow]

I really thought the way people shit on CNN was exaggerated.

It really is hard to explain just how bad CNN actually is to someone who's never seen them before, at least not without sounding like a raving lunatic or a conspiratard. It has to be seen to be believed.

Kinda impressive, in a way. They've gone so far off the deep end that you can't even accurately describe them without getting funny looks.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

It really is hard to explain just how bad CNN actually is to someone who's never seen them before, at least not without sounding like a raving lunatic or a conspiratard. It has to be seen to be believed.

Kinda impressive, in a way. They've gone so far off the deep end that you can't even accurately describe them without getting funny looks.

Just show them the "two scoops of ice cream" story

 

[Robert James]

Just show them the "two scoops of ice cream" story

I'm partial to the 24 daily diet cokes and eating chicken with a fork and a knife stories.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2017/12/12/trump-reportedly-drinks-12-cans-of-diet-coke-each-day-is-that-healthy/

 

[Niggernerd]

Just show them the "two scoops of ice cream" story

Hey now, that scoop (heh) was peak journalism

 

[Flexo]

It seems to me that they try to mock just as much as anyone else. They just aren’t as funny for some reason.

In my experience, much leftist humor seems to revolve around "hur dur, look at how silly those folks are that think and act differently from us."

There's only so much humor you can draw from that kind of limited pool. Add on that you have to maintain purity of thought, then you can't even add making fun of yourself to the list because then you might lead the proles into realizing how absurd all your principles and ideas are.

 

[AprilRains]

In my experience, much leftist humor seems to revolve around "hur dur, look at how silly those folks are that think and act differently from us."

There's only so much humor you can draw from that kind of limited pool. Add on that you have to maintain purity of thought, then you can't even add making fun of yourself to the list because then you might lead the proles into realizing how absurd all your principles and ideas are.

Exactly. The greatest humorists show us how to laugh at ourselves. These narcissistic shitbags can't afford to do that.

Besides, incongruity is central to humor and that in turn requires a sense of proportion. Social justice warriors have absolutely no sense of proportion.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Ahnold's father was a well-regarded SS officer. Even though they had a deep personal connection Arnold was required to burn the old man's reputation at the stake in order to get into Hollywood.

I don't know about SS, I thought Arnold's father was a paratrooper.

I also thought that Arnold didn't have a good relationship with his father, not a "a deep personal connection"

 

[moocow]

Anecdotally, most of the audience is autistic and needs to be told when to laugh.

And when not to applaud (A). That particular incident really amused me because it showed just how often the media pulls a 180 just so it can hate on Trump no matter which way he goes on any given issue.

 

[Gehenna]

I don't know about SS, I thought Arnold's father was a paratrooper.

I also thought that Arnold didn't have a good relationship with his father, not a "a deep personal connection"

Gustav Schwarzenegger was actually a Nazi, he signed on to the party before Austria was annexed. That being said, he was never an SS officer, nor could I find any evidence one way or another about how Arnold felt for him before entering politics.

 

[Niggernerd]

 

[Shaka Brah]

I don't know about SS, I thought Arnold's father was a paratrooper.

I also thought that Arnold didn't have a good relationship with his father, not a "a deep personal connection"

In an interview in the documentary Pumping Iron he says he used to have trouble identifying with his dad because his dad was a stoic man and he wasn't sure weightlifting was a worthwhile profession for his son to get into, but they began to bond over lifting weights and started to really feel like father and son. He had to totally disavow their relationship later on and that's why you never hear about it.

I misremembered the SS part, he joined the more-radical Sturmabteilung in 1939 after the Night of Long Knives.

 

[It's HK-47]

And people were worried that the salt wouldn't be as fun the second time. This isn't even the actual fucking election, this is just Bernie Sanders eating dirt. My favorite part was all the times these people kept saying that Trump appeals to stupid people, meanwhile every last one of these people already fell for Bernie's scam in 2016 and fell for the exact same fucking scam just so they could drain their bank accounts and watch Bernie Sanders bend over and kiss the ring.

Twice.