Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DarkAlien]

 

[Chungus]

Thanks for sharing Russ!

 

[Free the Pedos]

Thanks for sharing Russ!
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He's so dumb. People have survived in part off of good beer for thousands of years. It's much better for you than colossal crunch and Costco muffins.

 

[approachable_panda]

a lot of people told him growing up that he was a stud, trying to boost his self confidence and those people had good intentions. Had I not know hi

Thanks for sharing Russ!
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the boy is a child. Loves bowls of cereal, which I am almost positive is worse for you than a beer, throws temper tantrums, doesn’t cuss, calls himself a stud.

he spent years being coddled by people that told him he was a stud because they felt bad for him because he’s the opposite of a stud. I’m sure they wanted to help his self image, apparently the Mormons also saw him as gods favorite retard, so he was treated as special by them. But this is the result of being coddled and being allowed to get away with a lot. He’s going to spend a lifetime alone.

I wonder how he’s been able to avoid tooth decay? Having your mouth open 24/7/365 must mean those front teeth are dry and lack the protection of saliva, unless he moves saliva around his mouth and spits everywhere. A day in the life would be so disgustingly fascinating.

 

[CWCissey]

He's so dumb. People have survived in part off of good beer for thousands of years. It's much better for you than colossal crunch and Costco muffins.

Russ' hero Brett Kavanaugh only has good things to say about beer.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I don’t drink beer, it’s bad for me.

Instead I rub my genitals against hookers. Much better for one’s health.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Every now and then he likes to remind people he doesn't drink. It's some bizarre point of pride he thinks makes him studly and better than others, especially women who drink.

I used to know a guy like that who was kind of a friend of a friend and sometimes he'd show up at parties and just drink pop, standing and staring awkwardly. He'd try to hit on the girls by calling us other guys alcoholic losers compared to him, the cool sober guy, and try shaming them if they were drinking too.

He'd get louder and more annoying as the night went on. Eventually he'd get angry with the lack of girls pouncing on him and leave.

Usually yelling something about how those stupid whores only like drunk assholes on his way out.

 

[Some Manajerk]

I wonder if he ever had a bad experience drinking. Knew a guy who, fist time he ever drank, knocked back 12 shots in a few hours at a friends party. He didn't touch alcohol for years after that. Wonder if russ did some other things during his mission days that don't have such happy memories.

Gotta admit the idea of watching Russ try to knock down shots and half of them dribble on to his shirt makes me smile.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

I wonder if he ever had a bad experience drinking. Knew a guy who, fist time he ever drank, knocked back 12 shots in a few hours at a friends party. He didn't touch alcohol for years after that. Wonder if russ did some other things during his mission days that don't have such happy memories.

Gotta admit the idea of watching Russ try to knock down shots and half of them dribble on to his shirt makes me smile.

I imagine Russ being the kind of drinker who would prefer ridiculously sweet liquors or bitch beers like Smirnoff Ice over stuff like shots of whiskey. He still eats Colossal Crunch as an adult, for crying out loud.

 

[DennisReynolds]

Russ getting drunk is a disturbing thought. He would triple down on his creepiness and not even regret it the next day because he already has no shame.

 

[Captain Hair]

 

[Some Manajerk]

cheer up russ! unlike most of us people, you're face is so messed up a concrete nosejob might actually improve things!

 

[moseph.jartelli]

I wonder if he ever had a bad experience drinking. Knew a guy who, fist time he ever drank, knocked back 12 shots in a few hours at a friends party. He didn't touch alcohol for years after that. Wonder if russ did some other things during his mission days that don't have such happy memories.

Gotta admit the idea of watching Russ try to knock down shots and half of them dribble on to his shirt makes me smile.

I doubt it... its more likely a leftover from his Mormon upbringing.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

A) What? They just set the food down somewhere? And left?

B) Was he looking out his window?

C) LOL. Imagine someone on the street seeing him get up and thinking the curb did that to his face, rather than an angry God.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

A) What? They just set the food down somewhere? And left?

B) Was he looking out his window?

C) LOL. Imagine someone on the street seeing him get up and thinking the curb did that to his face, rather than an angry God.

Most delivery apps now have a no contact delivery option in the settings

 

[cogsworth]

I've never been forced by an app to give a tip. He probably just doesn't know what he's doing. He also probably put in his address wrong.

I do like the fact that he fell on his face though. The funniest thing about Russ is that these inconveniences keep happening to him. It's just little things, but they add up and he has so many more of them than normal people and it just tickles me to death.

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

"Where's your upper lip did you eat it?"

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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Call me crazy but that sounds like a lie, or he's being trolled. No music pro would ever be interested in, or like songs about how much you want to fuck a celebrity.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Call me crazy but that sounds like a lie, or he's being trolled. No music pro would ever be interested in, or like songs about how much you want to fuck a celebrity.

I mean: Duh.

Or the "music pro" gave him a nom-committal brush off.