We see chris's nasty ass bed, with plushies of sonichu and ponies everywhere, then Chris flops his fat ass down in stream. All hope is lost.
Chris already looks greasy and sweaty af.
The amount of crap chris has around his neck makes me think of Mr. T if he was autistic and wore all his mom's necklaces.
Chris fails at saying the word 'another.'
Chris explains we're going to watch brony videos while stammering like the victim of cranial drill intrusion.
Several moments of silnce pass as chris gets video ready. Looks constipated.
"Workin' on details n' stuff."
Aw, chris wants to yeet the chat. Says something in "spanish"?
More constipated staring at his screen.
Chris isn't good at streaming. shocker.
Chris permits us, by his loving grace to comment on his video.
And the maddness truly starts as chris says Rosey and Magi chan right next to him.
So apparently this is because Dr. Wolf wanted reactions to his videos? Can we call this Chris creeping on a man?
oh god. 6 streams of this? Why am I doing this?
More silence as chris fiddles with something off screen. I get the feeling like this is as good as its gunna get.
The excited smile on chris's face fills me with dread.
Chris takes off glasses
3 minutes in and we're about to begin. Most people start within the first minute but chris is a master procrastinator.
Aw, chris refuses to read our comments. Poor baby.
"Live reactions."
Chris's mom enters. Chris yells at her. "I'm recording barbra!"
Weird how he uses his mom's name.
The wierd voices start. The reaction STILL hasn't started and 4 minutes in.
ugh, 2 more minutes
Chris looks fucking spaced out.
Babbles about trolls and haters.
Pretends to have conversation with Rosechu about being born male, and how he's having the last laugh on it. Its dumb.
God chris is fat.
That smile o his will haunt my dreams. He's way too into this.
Chris laughs at lame jokes that only 6 year olds would find funny, mugs at the camera, and grins like total Exceptionally Minded Individual.
^ Repeat this for every 4 seconds.
I'm not commenting on the video.
"You DO have plots!" Does chris mean the reviewers have plot to their videos, or is this merge shit?
Okay, the reviewers are ripping off Red Vs Blue a lot but thankfully chris hasn't commented on that.
God chris's face is doing weird things.
More laughing at non-jokes.
God chris's smile is hideous.
Screams for no reason.
Chris nods and blindly agrees with Dr. Wolf as he gives more of his trademark unlicensed, untrained psycho babble.
"SHIP SHIP SHIP" Kill me.
Chris fiddles with his 40 pounds of lady jewelry.
Noticed the TRUST WOMEN folder on the shelf. Wonder what that is.
That falsetto... ugh...
Character says 'its not easy being the best at everything all the time!' and chris emphatically agrees.
Chris looks like a big bowl of jelly.
Chris's laughter is vile.
Chris screams 'Thesaurus' for no reason.
he keeps screaming character's names like they can hear him.
sticks out his tongue.
Gibberish.
Chris double flips off the camera while gripping his head.
Chris recites the 6-2-1 rule of conventions (6 hours sleep, 2 meals, 1 shower) claims he showers every day.
Chris makes a sound like a mule getting a prostate exam.
more mugging.
Chris claims to have a psychic link with a character because one of them got a headache.
Sticks his tongue out AGAIN
Damn chris is loud. I feel bad for barb having to listen to him shriek like he is.
Chris WOOOO-OOO's and I feel a part of my soul die.
Video's over.
God he woo'd again and I want those fat fish lips of his stapled shut for it.
Chris claps his fat hands so hard for the cartoon horses that it shakes the camera.
Chris says we got some good 'meme worthy' stuff out of this. He doesn't know what we're capable of.
Chris says he hoped we enjoyed him watching a brony video. He probably thinks we were rapt with awe of him watching a webtoon.
Chris says he'll do another video whenever Dr. Wolf uploads next (totally not doing this for attention!) then launches into a scree about how we shouldn't bully wolf like we're the reason his creepy double-wide was blocked.
He's sweatier now than when the video started.
Chris ends the video by turning his camera around so we can see his laptop. I can see his dice bag, and what looks like a magic wand. Looks expensive.
Video continues for several seconds before chris finds the Off button.
Chris is still fat.