Dating Disasters with Weirdos

Can't really say I've any weird dates, but I seem to be a magnet for two types of women: SuperWhoLock spergs and adult women who still act like they're in high school. All of them were Twilight fangirls. Having little interest in either type (and even less in common with them), this was a bit of an enigma to me until one of the SWL girls casually informed me that I apparently fit the "bad boy" cliche. I'm John-fucking-Bender from the Breakfast Club. Fuck.
 
Can't really say I've any weird dates, but I seem to be a magnet for two types of women: SuperWhoLock spergs and adult women who still act like they're in high school. All of them were Twilight fangirls. Having little interest in either type (and even less in common with them), this was a bit of an enigma to me until one of the SWL girls casually informed me that I apparently fit the "bad boy" cliche. I'm John-fucking-Bender from the Breakfast Club. Fuck.
Please regale us with some tales.
 
Well,in early 2014,i was invited to a party in a tiny town,50km of where i live(most of my class lives in this town and come to a private school in a small city,i live on another town)well i thought "why not go and enjoy a little bit?)so i paid 15$ and went to this town,my friend(he is a asshole now)invited me to stay on his house for a bit.
After we arrived,there was only a girl(she rented a small house for the party)and a dude getting stuff ready,meanwhile the "friend" decided togive 4 cups full of pure vodka(for someone who hs never drinked in his life)
Well....
I was already wasted,by the time other people arrived(all amazed that i came and was already drunk,i was a spergy fat nerd (only fat now,thankfully)
Obviously tried to use crappy pick up lines,tried to dance in a retarded way,cried in the middle of the party because i din't get any china,etc.
Obviously i destroyed my social status,but i learned the lesson.
The friend stopped talking to me shortly after to join the popular clique
Becaming a servant to them,losing all his personality avoiding me and other guys because we were too much "nerdy" and becaming a whey obsessed guy.
Sadly he duped me to go in other parties,but i will tell then later.
Sorry for austistic english,using a tablet again
 
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