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vest and gunnars on, cowboy hat off. dude looks like a gouty dr. disrespect.

Someone tipped him and mentioned he looked like Dr. Disrespect and DSP claimed that he "never seen any of his stuff" and guessed that he put on a "weird ass wig and a vest or something".

He, completely coincidentally, stopped wearing the glasses.
 
DSP was just baited into a question comparing his current getup to that of Dr. Disrespect. There were two great moments in his response:

1. "What's the difference between me wearing a vest and sunglasses and Dr. Disrepect? One is silly and stupid. The other is meant to attract kids." WTF?!

2. "I hear he wears some kind of stupid wig?" Says the guy from New England who lives in Seattle and wears a cowboy hat.

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IIRC, didn't he say he either never made it out of Midgar or barely progressed past Midgar? But the story sucks. Literal who shows up and kills the main antagonist. Bug story mechanics, not his fault dood.

If it's true that he quit before getting to the death of Aerith or the reveal that Cloud isn't who he thinks he is then he has no grounding to criticize the plot and especially not the character development.

This is a man so in love with his own opinions that he will bulldoze right through blatant hypocrisy. For example he dismisses FF7 fandom as "it was their first FF game so they put it on a pedestal" but then he sucks FF6's dick endlessly and that was his first in the series.

He even said he didn't understand the ending of FF7 and left him thinking "waht tha fuck just happened?"

This is very relevant now:

 
Hey, Phil. I know you read this thread every day, so I wanted to ask something. Not even trolling.

Why don't you play ranked Street Fighter online?

You wouldn't even need to tryhard. You're a former pro fighting game player (your words), and with that in mind you should be a C-level player in most of these games with fairly minimal effort. Ranked doesn't imply tryhard. You should be good enough to "chill" and still play decent matches against moderately skilled opponents.

As much as I shit on your EVO finish for all sorts of legitimate reasons, I don't have anything like that to my name. I've taken a number of games seriously like you did and the most I've gotten for my hard work is a couple of public ass poundings.

If you're worried about trolls sniping you, then just beat them. You're the former pro here, not them.

Anyway I'm getting bored of these Super Turbo lobbies. These streams are just... so... boring. Play ranked please. I can email you at DarkSydePhil@hotmail.com if you'd rather communicate on there

What a waste.
 
DSP got a troll tip from "Wings of Redemption" asking if DSP has ever had a positive experience with a former detractor.

DSP firmly said yes, did not elaborate, and has not spoken a word since.
Probably referring to the meme bait posts, "Phil, I used to be a detractor and believed all that made up garbage about you. Then I actually watched one of your streams. You are nothing like how those idiots make you out to be. You've got a new fan for life. Love, Alotta Peepul"
 
Hey, Phil. I know you read this thread every day, so I wanted to ask something. Not even trolling.

Why don't you play ranked Street Fighter online?

You wouldn't even need to tryhard. You're a former pro fighting game player (your words), and with that in mind you should be a C-level player in most of these games with fairly minimal effort. Ranked doesn't imply tryhard. You should be good enough to "chill" and still play decent matches against moderately skilled opponents.

As much as I shit on your EVO finish for all sorts of legitimate reasons, I don't have anything like that to my name. I've taken a number of games seriously like you did and the most I've gotten for my hard work is a couple of public ass poundings.

If you're worried about trolls sniping you, then just beat them. You're the former pro here, not them.

Anyway I'm getting bored of these Super Turbo lobbies. These streams are just... so... boring. Play ranked please. I can email you at DarkSydePhil@hotmail.com if you'd rather communicate on there

What a waste.

Dood its all online tactics and lag. It'd just be dumb nudnik kids playing against him using moves that dont work irl.

Idiot.
 
He said in tonight's prestream that he DEFINITELY can wear the cowboy hat because it's night time and not hot. He also just took the hat off and complained he's too hot. He's OVERHEATING DOOD. People paid me to wear it? Uh, fuck you!

He also said that it is impossible to take the time to either install the air conditioner or just buy a second fan.



Edit: I missed the first stream because I didn't want DSP ruining FF7 for me. Has anyone wished DSP a "Happy Anniversary!" today? Did DSP mention during the first stream that today was his anniversary?
 
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He also said that it is impossible to take the time to either install the air conditioner or just buy a second fan.

he would rather suffer in the heat to protect his ego

he wants to have his door closed because he doesn't want his wife to hear how much of a clown he is

the window is closed because he's afraid the neighbours will hear him being a clown

and he's wearing a stupid vest, in a room with zero ventilation

the stagnant air in that room probably has zero moisture and he wonders why he has mucus constantly being produced to line his air way
 
Except that tonight she's working. So he has no excuse, except to keep Jasper out.
And the fact that Phil has likely been living a good portion of his life behind closed doors (bedroom, office, closet) and isn't about to change things up, especially for a bunch of people who give him thousands of dollars every month to play with toys designed for children.
 
I know Kat's only part-time, but it seems really weird that they are both working on their first Wedding Anniversary.

If DSP was a normal person (HA!), why not cancel the first stream and spend time with your wife?
He said he wanted to take her out to a fancy dinner, but everything is closed due to Corona. I guess he can still pay for fancy restaurants while going through bankruptcy.
 
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