Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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UK Daily:

334,971 Tested (+18,091)

78,991 Positive (+5,234)

9,875 Dead (+981)

Seems like that RMT guy who got suspended is a right cunt


https://web.archive.org/web/2020041...t-says-hopes-Tory-party-gets-coronavirus.html
https://archive.vn/wUWgq

He's also one of those batshit insane people that beleive the Tories have killed 130,000 people when that figure derives hilariously simplistically from a study undertaken mostly under Labour. The "scientists" behind said report just took that yearly figure and randomly applied it throughout the "austerity era". As in their took a single year's deaths, and just times'd it by 10.

It has zero basis on reality and is parroted by the kind of moron that thinks Squarkbox and The Canary are reliable news sources (the only ones to be repeatedly done by the new Press laws about outright falsifying stories).

To be fair, it's Britain, so I'm not too surprised. How long until we start hearing shit like this in America though?

It feels like another random estimate by ((((money men))) wanting to get away from their wives and back to fucking their secretaries. It's been 3 weeks. People are bored, that's fine.

I somehow doubt this figure and the fact it's the Daily Mail even more so.
 
In Idaho scummy sack of shit Ammon Bundy is still being true to his brand of fuckery.

March 27 article - http://archive.vn/3ISr9
April 8 article - http://archive.vn/RMCZr
April 10 article - http://archive.vn/KjKDR

In the April 10 article 44-year-old Bundy states that he wants to catch the virus. Please, help him out so he can share the herd immunity he's going for with all his older sicker followers since I'm sure they'd appreciate it. 'Murica!
 
You said Arthur and here I was expecting the aardvark.
Every day when you're walking down the street,
And everybody that you meet,
Well, they might have the Chinese Flu!
And I say, hey! (Hey!)
What a wonderful kind of day,
If we could learn to work and play,
And stay six feet from each other.
You've got to listen to your lungs, listen to the cough,
Listen to the wheezing - the ventilator's off.
You've got to cover up your mouth, cover up your nose,
Get together won't make things better. You'll get sick together.
It's a simple virus, and it comes from Wuhan!
O, stay six feet away, (stay six feet away)
We'll be safe as Japan!
And I say, hey! (Hey!)
What a wonderful kind of day,
If we could learn to work and play,
And stay six feet from each other.
And I say, hey! (Hey!)
What a wonderful kind of day,
What a wonderful kind of day,
What a wonderful kind of day,
HEY!

Hey, D.W.!
*cough**cough**cough**cough*
WHOOOAAAAHHHHHH!

Edit: "Simple virus" instead of "Simple message."
 
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While the whole krakatoa=australia theory is bullshit for obvious reasons, a vllcanic eruption large enough could cause animals to rain over a huge area. So I merely ask our lady and savior Greta the Bitch to put the volcano on Holland so it can rain pigs instead.

Yeah, about that....
(Archive)

2020 is becoming whole disaster movie genre rolled into one year. This timeline is insane.
Edit: bleh typo
 
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Here's a bit of good news. There's a Polish nursing home for the mentally disabled (already mentioned much earlier in the thread) that made the news when over 60 residents and personnel tested positive and everyone was worried it could be a massacre in there. Well it's been two weeks and they all tested negative. One older guy died, but according to staff he had no corona-specific symptoms and already had other serious conditions, so who knows. Could have been much worse all in all.
 
In Idaho scummy sack of shit Ammon Bundy is still being true to his brand of fuckery.

March 27 article - http://archive.vn/3ISr9
April 8 article - http://archive.vn/RMCZr
April 10 article - http://archive.vn/KjKDR

In the April 10 article 44-year-old Bundy states that he wants to catch the virus. Please, help him out so he can share the herd immunity he's going for with all his older sicker followers since I'm sure they'd appreciate it. 'Murica!

That April 10 article is tarded, half of it it an opinion filled Wiki on who the author thinks this guy is and the other part has dumb shit like-
perhaps the dumbest ever.PNG

Really?
They should Tell Senator Paul that he isn't immune (Archive)
 
Kazakh update: 1000 club soon
Massagers in Almaty got arrested for working during quarantine.
A tutorial on how to put on and take off masks (not that anyone here even needs it...).
Quarantine measures getting stricter in Shahtinsk.
General update: 859 cases, 81 recoveries, 10 deaths.
 
Mississippi churchgoers fined $500 while attending drive-in service
https://wreg.com/news/coronavirus/m...s-fined-500-while-attending-drive-in-service/ (https://archive.vn/73qdN)

Churchgoers who attended a drive-in service at a church in Greenville, Mississippi, were fined $500 for reportedly violating a curfew order from the mayor.

During Thursday night service at King James Bible Baptist Church, while parishoners sat in their vehicles listening to Pastor Charles Hamilton, Greenville Police surrounded the church parking lot.

Each ticket was per person, not per car. People aren't going to put up with this shit much longer.
 
One of the most depressing things to find out recently is the odds of herd immunity may not even occur. People are being re-infected with Covid after having it before and getting sick ''again''. There doesn't seem to be much immunity if you've already had it.
shit, seriously?
is this anecdotal evidence, or is there a study to back this up?
 
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He's also one of those batshit insane people that beleive the Tories have killed 130,000 people when that figure derives hilariously simplistically from a study undertaken mostly under Labour. The "scientists" behind said report just took that yearly figure and randomly applied it throughout the "austerity era". As in their took a single year's deaths, and just times'd it by 10.

That was a fairly major story back in February. The same people pushing it have gone quite now that we've decided to thrash the economy.
 
China reports 46 new coronavirus cases
China's National Health Commission has reported 46 new coronavirus cases on the mainland, most of which involving travellers from overseas.

 
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