Orbiter Aly Hirschberg / Alan Christopher - The creep behind Chris Chan's fundraisers

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The Un-Clit said:
No. No one here does that to 'fans of Chris-Chan' as you claim.

The first rule of Kiwi Farms is not harassing or trolling or interacting with lolcows in any manner outside of this forum. Kiwis who make and discuss trolling plans are mocked and ridiculed, and Kiwis who are proven to be trolling a cow IRL are permabanned if they are lucky, Halal'd if they are not.

FFS, Kiwi Farms is the origin of the term 'weeen' to describe people who do exactly that, phone up Chris and yell Julay!' and other similar low-effort trolling. We believe that the best tard cum is provided by the cows who m!lk them themselves.

If you have any actual proof that @Duff has been crank-calling you, present it and if authentic he will be banned. Otherwise, STFU and look beyond what you think is the obvious suspect. It ain't a KFer.
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He says the number is not showing so unless William has a number then he has no evidence.

Screaming Julie down the phone is pointless anyway, I really didn't see what was funny about it apart from being referenced to Chris fucking his doll!
 
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Williamchu said:
Why would I want sympathy from a group of try hard trolls? And I do have Autism actually, I have Asperger syndrome.
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Try hard trolls? Really?

I don't think anyone here's really trying anything to elicit emotional responses from you when you're already doing a bang up job making a laughing stock out of yourself with these cringe-worthy attempts to tug sympathy-strings with your made up sob stories and playing the victim.

You're already doing such an amazing job trolling yourself, so what makes you think anyone here have to even try?

Also admitting you have autism on the internet is literally the same as asking to be poked.

Are you just one of those masochists who enjoy people belittling you?

...is there something you're trying to hide here or are you just deliberately trying to show it?
 
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Eugene90 said:
Try hard trolls? Really?

I don't think anyone here's really trying anything to elicit emotional responses from you when you're already doing a bang up job making a laughing stock out of yourself with these cringe-worthy attempts to tug sympathy-strings with your made up sob stories and playing the victim.

Also admitting you have autism on the internet is literally the same as asking to be poked.

Are you just one of those masochists who enjoy people belittling you?

...is there something you're trying to hide here or are you just deliberately trying to show it?
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LOL this chink Chu is going right off the rails in every pasture and paddock of the Farms.
 
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Rafal Gan Ganowicz said:
LOL this chink Chu is going right off the rails in every pasture and paddock of the Farms.
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Do I look anything like him?? NO!!!!
 
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Rafal Gan Ganowicz said:
LOL this chink Chu is going right off the rails in every pasture and paddock of the Farms.
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For me, the thing that gave it away was how this guy refers to Chris as "Christine" and using "she/her" to address him. Anyone doing that can only be one of two things -- either ignorant/clueless, or just outright being a white-knight trying to pander to Chris to gain notoriety by riding his ugly duck.

@Williamchu

Did you seriously just made your own face reveal despite some people here already know who you are? You do realize this means people will find more things to poke fun at you for, right?
 
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Eugene90 said:
For me, the thing that gave it away was how this guy refers to Chris as "Christine" and using "she/her" to address him. Anyone doing that can only be one of two things -- either ignorant/clueless, or just outright being a white-knight trying to pander to Chris to gain notoriety by riding his ugly duck.
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He'll say anything. He's trying to pose as a White person ATM, too. Claims to be an Assburger as well. I see cowdom in his near future if he continues on as he has been of late.
 
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Eugene90 said:
For me, the thing that gave it away was how this guy refers to Chris as "Christine" and using "she/her" to address him. Anyone doing that can only be one of two things -- either ignorant/clueless, or just outright being a white-knight trying to pander to Chris to gain notoriety by riding his ugly duck.

@Williamchu

Did you seriously just made your own face reveal despite some people here already know who you are? You do realize this means people will find more things to poke fun at you for, right?
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It's just the old fashioned white knighting, William and Hirschberg both actually think they have a chance of becoming friends with Chris and are too re'tarded to see he uses them as a bank!
 
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Eugene90 said:
For me, the thing that gave it away was how this guy refers to Chris as "Christine" and using "she/her" to address him. Anyone doing that can only be one of two things -- either ignorant/clueless, or just outright being a white-knight trying to pander to Chris to gain notoriety by riding his ugly duck.
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No, I am just respecting her wishes as she wants to be referred to as female pronouns. Who am I then?? What's my photo?? What's my name??? You ain't got shit on me!!!
 
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Duff said:
It's just the old fashioned white knighting, William and Hirschberg both actually think they have a chance of becoming friends with Chris and are too re'tarded to see he uses them as a bank!
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Duff, can you please archive his pic from the other thread for when it comes time to for inevitable cow branding and subsequent doxxing? I'm too dumb to do it.
 
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Williamchu said:
No, I am just respecting her wishes as she wants to be referred to as female pronouns. Who am I then?? What's my photo?? What's my name??? You ain't got shit on me!!!
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Respecting Chris' any form of desires would just mean you're openly admitting yourself being a pitiful white-knight trying to score notoriety through someone's misery, which makes you nothing more than a vulture trying to score attention when you're not capable of earning any genuine one for yourself.

Also I wouldn't even want to smear shit on you. You're already quite packed to the brim with it yourself -- given your colorful and interesting fetishes that got unearthed a while ago by others.

Hell knowing your interest -- I don't even want to know who you are.
 
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Williamchu said:
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Do I look anything like him?? NO!!!!
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You look like you have some Altaic or other Mongolic heritage, deffo.NOt just your slope eyes either. Your cheekbones and facial structure suggest some sort of Uralic heritage. WHich makes sense if the Russkies brought your mom to Poland as a "comfort woman' after the war
 
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Eugene90 said:
It's already happening, I imagine.

When you're haughtily challenging others about it on this place, it's really hard for them not to.
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He's already doxing himself! The photos he's uploaded are all from his social media accounts. The one with glasses was uploaded two years ago and the one of him at a bowling alley was pretty recent. He uploaded it to Facebook at the end of March.
 
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Rafal Gan Ganowicz said:
You look like you have some Altaic or other Mongolic heritage, deffo.NOt just your slope eyes either. Your cheekbones and facial structure suggest some sort of Uralic heritage. WHich makes sense if the Russkies brought your mom to Poland as a "comfort woman' after the war
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I think your over analyzing what is clearly downs syndrome
 
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Duff said:
He's already doxing himself! The photos he's uploaded are all from his social media accounts. The one with glasses was uploaded two years ago and the one of him at a bowling alley was pretty recent. He uploaded it to Facebook at the end of March.
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Pure excellence.

We don't even have to do anything.

This is what I call a legit B-grade Chris.

Someone so idiotic that he's trolling and making a fool of himself without anyone having to do anything other than to see him stumble on his own mistakes, trying to bark back and and end up hurting himself some more and then blame everyone else for his own ineptitude.
 
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