Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[neverendingmidi]

Why the fuck does he care so much? How many days has he been whining about this? I would say he may want to make this troon his "Cutie" but last I saw Mal actually puts a little effort into passing and does not look like what Kevin likes, which is troons who look like himself, aka non-passing, hank hill faced troons.

He needs to let this go. No one cares.

Because he's likely a shoplifter. These people aren't just saying shoplifting is bad,they are attacking him personally because he either is or has been a shoplifter as a regular occurence.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

It's hard to tell with their wool but they don't look especially thin and they even look well groomed.

Transwomen are expert groomers, how else would the cult grow?

 

[0 0]

Because he's likely a shoplifter. These people aren't just saying shoplifting is bad,they are attacking him personally because he either is or has been a shoplifter as a regular occurence.

Actually, he confirmed at the start of this that he does shoplift, meaning he has something to gain from normalizing shoplifting.

 

[BallBuster]

The clit is a minidick, though. So I guess Kevin wanted to look like there was something wrong with him (more so than the obvious)? Because that troon """clit""" looks horrific and 99.999% of all women would be absolutely paranoid about their clit if that's what it looked like, as it's not normal. No female outside of a now-dead wrestler has a clit like that.

Kevin should just admit he wanted a stink ditch and his cock too.

I thought that protuberance was a fucking finger.

 

[s0mbra]

Sometimes he makes me MOTI with how blantantly sexist, and fetishising he is of women and lesbians, and just being a general scumbag. But then I remember he is a 30+ year old man full of horse piss with a necrotizing infected hole between his legs where his fully functioning healthy genitals used to be, spending 99% of his time fucking TWEETING multiple times an hour, living in bumfuck nowhere contributing nothing and crying over shitty comics some other tranny drew, and I feel a lot better and laugh to myself.

But seriously, all those tweets about being a dumb bimbo and how lesbian he is n shit just make me feel vile in my throat

 

[neverendingmidi]

Sometimes he makes me MOTI with how blantantly sexist, and fetishising he is of women and lesbians, and just being a general scumbag. But then I remember he is a 30+ year old man full of horse piss with a necrotizing infected hole between his legs where his fully functioning healthy genitals used to be, spending 99% of his time fucking TWEETING multiple times an hour, living in bumfuck nowhere contributing nothing and crying over shitty comics some other tranny drew, and I feel a lot better and laugh to myself.

But seriously, all those tweets about being a dumb bimbo and how lesbian he is n shit just make me feel vile in my throat

Welcome to Kevin's thread. Most of us here are here because of morbid curiousity about how far Kevvie will end up falling. I mean ADF finally seemed to hit equilibrium, and he's kind of boring now. But the autism kept him from doing the constant thirstposting that Kevvie hits.

 

[homewayhalf]

Sometimes he makes me MOTI with how blantantly sexist, and fetishising he is of women and lesbians, and just being a general scumbag. But then I remember he is a 30+ year old man full of horse piss with a necrotizing infected hole between his legs where his fully functioning healthy genitals used to be, spending 99% of his time fucking TWEETING multiple times an hour, living in bumfuck nowhere contributing nothing and crying over shitty comics some other tranny drew, and I feel a lot better and laugh to myself.

But seriously, all those tweets about being a dumb bimbo and how lesbian he is n shit just make me feel vile in my throat

I completely agree. I’m here because I love laughing at Kevin. But I get a sick feeling in my stomach the moment he starts going on about his bimbo shit. It’s hardly even close to the nastiest shit he’s into, but there’s something so malevolent about the fact that we have a 6’ man who is pornsick with images of women who are perpetually pregnant with massive milk filled tits, lip injections, and Kardashian diaper butts - combined with the fact that he’s so open about his ideal woman being a plastic fuckhole - and none of his SJW friends even bat an eye. Just amazing.

 

[Pinochet Was Right]

The problem with TMI guys like this is that by reading in so much detail about stunning and brave mutilated pickles having dehisce-- I mean stunning and brave china with periods, it's making my primal defense reflexes go "NOPE NOPE NOPE" in imaginary pain. Laughing is the best way to relax, luckily the lolcow always delivers.

 

[invictus]

Transwomen are expert groomers, how else would the cult grow?

If they're such good groomers, how come Kevin looks perpetually shiny with grease?

 

[Tomssu]

KevKev has been using his money for essentials again

Spoiler: Bigger pic

I understand collecting, but he seems just to be hoarding stuff (and dust tbh)

Spoiler: More about toys

and of course they thirst after Jubilee smh. Why does he have to be gross about toys?

Someone makes a tweet about favorite animals. Our boy of course HAS TO BE special about it

Spoiler: Kevies fav animal

Now what would be Kevies timeline without something gross?

Spoiler: Impregnate me pls

You know, what ALL women want

and then there was this individual, who didn't get any love

Spoiler: lol

Spoiler: More impregnating

I just know, that if by some miracle these exeptional individuals could get pregnant, they would whine about EVERYTHING all the time

On goes the gross train! Now some "lesbian" stuff

Spoiler: Just dumb

Luckily after all that, there was this cutie to help with the dumb

Spoiler: Kitty

❤

I thought of the movie Junior (Arnold Schwarzenegger movie from 1994) and came up with these

Spoiler: I'm being exeptional

Spoiler: Another one

I borrowed @Puddleducks art, I hope you don't mind

 

[White Baby]

KevKev has been using his money for essentials again
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Spoiler: Bigger pic

View attachment 1225956I understand collecting, but he seems just to be hoarding stuff (and dust tbh)

Spoiler: More about toys

View attachment 1225964View attachment 1225968View attachment 1225970and of course they thirst after Jubilee smh. Why does he have to be gross about toys?

Someone makes a tweet about favorite animals. Our boy of course HAS TO BE special about it

Spoiler: Kevies fav animal

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Now what would be Kevies timeline without something gross?

Spoiler: Impregnate me pls

View attachment 1225976You know, what ALL women want

and then there was this individual, who didn't get any love

Spoiler: lol

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Spoiler: More impregnating

View attachment 1225978I just know, that if by some miracle these exeptional individuals could get pregnant, they would whine about EVERYTHING all the time

On goes the gross train! Now some "lesbian" stuff

Spoiler: Just dumb

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Luckily after all that, there was this cutie to help with the dumb

Spoiler: Kitty

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❤

As nasty, crusty and disgusting as Kevvie is, at least he takes care of the pussy that matters.

 

[SqueakyClean]

Kevvie - Colorized (2025)

 

[RIP Tranch]

KevKev has been using his money for essentials again

Marvel Legends Squirrel Girl on Scooter - $34.99

Marvel Legends Cosmic Ghost Rider - $59.00

Marvel Legends Omega Red - $39.85

Marvel Legends Deadpool 2 - $25.95

Marvel Legends Deadpool 3 - $25.95

Marvel Legends Wolverine X-23 - $32.99

Marvel Legends Lady Deadpool - $27.00

Marvel Legends Marvel's Bishop - $54.85

Marvel Legends Beta Ray Bill - $35.95

Marvel Legends Doctor Doom - $35.95

Marvel Legends Marvel's Jubilee - $35.95

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Being a manchild lolcow for everyone to laugh at - priceless $408.43

 

[Coofcamp1488]

Being a manchild lolcow for everyone to laugh at - priceless $408.43

I think that this is just a stage of regret over what hes done to himself, as in buying new toys to try and forget all his regrets. I believe it is only a matter of time before he moves onto liquor and drugs (if he can even get them considering he lives in the middle of a ranch two hours from the nearest city and can't drive).

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

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Isn't this the third toy he's broken recently? Is he so ham-fisted he breaks not only his neovag but also the new toys he's so into? I'm fairly certain he thinks his neovag is just another toy to play with so no wonder he treats it with the same care.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Troons don't actually want to get pregnant. They talk shit because they know true and honest pregnancy will never happen in their lifetime.

ETA an anecdote:

Shit like this reminds me of my cousin and his "desire" to get a job. He was 15 and all he talked about was getting a job. "I can't wait to get a job", jobby jobby this and jobby jobby that. He wouldn't shut the fuck up. He also thought you had to be 16 to get a job. The minute his mom told him otherwise and offered to take him to get "working papers" so he could move forward with getting an actual job, it was "Uh, uh, maybe later." Haven't heard a peep about getting a job since.

I assume troons would be the same way if them getting pregnant existed in this reality.

 

[Armitage]

Marvel Legends Squirrel Girl on Scooter - $34.99

Marvel Legends Cosmic Ghost Rider - $59.00

Marvel Legends Omega Red - $39.85

Marvel Legends Deadpool 2 - $25.95

Marvel Legends Deadpool 3 - $25.95

Marvel Legends Wolverine X-23 - $32.99

Marvel Legends Lady Deadpool - $27.00

Marvel Legends Marvel's Bishop - $54.85

Marvel Legends Beta Ray Bill - $35.95

Marvel Legends Doctor Doom - $35.95

Marvel Legends Marvel's Jubilee - $35.95

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Being a manchild lolcow for everyone to laugh at - priceless $408.43

The toys to me are really the most telling thing, especially what he does with them. The simple fact is how he keeps them, how badly he takes care of them and everything shows that he is no into the collecting itself, he just wants to possess them, but it really shows how childish he is, he just wants them, plays with them and then needs to have a new toy, but when he gets it it is immediately his favourite toy, exactly like a little kid. This together with his childish look at sex (not meaning the fetishes but how he apparently views it, is quite similar to a young boy), really makes me think he has some form disability

 

[Shield Breaker]

I'm just glad he didn't die from the coof. It'd be anti-climatic.

 

[Tomssu]

Happy Easter everybody!

 

[Witthel]

Happy Easter everybody!
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I'm pretty sure if by "eggs" he really means "globs of coagulated blood mixed with pus".