Orbiter William Robinson / James Lewis Martin / Christopher Stokes / Gaming Samurai King - Asperger with poop fetish/multi dimensional white knight

[Eugene90]

This man has had 34 years of experience behind him, and all roads he has taken have led him to this point.

The point where potentially thousands will know he was born without testicles and is obsessed with Chris Chan.

It's hardly any wonder why he would show such infatuation with a failure of "true and honest" love seeker like Chris in the first place.

 

[Dick Ramdass]

Testicular agenesis? If I'm not wrong about this that means his balls didn't properly developed when he was in the womb, pretty much like the rest of his body.
On the upside he doesn't need condoms when he fucks his gf so imagine all the cash he must be saving... oh wait.

The only girlfriend William had dated him out of pity and she dumped him because William did something similar to what Chris did to Megan. William's first proper girlfriend (and probably one that actually cared for him) was a model for a clothes magazine, she was posing in underwear and William took photos on his phone claiming she took his virginity. The saddest part is that if he kept his mouth shut, he would have lost his virginity on his birthday (which she promised him).

According to his mother's posts in the awareness group on Facebook, William never developed testicles and a plastic surgeon gave him fake ones. His brother was born with the same condition, however his did existed, he just had to have an operation and hormone medication to help them drop and to make him reach puberty properly. His brother is the only person in the family that is considered "normal" apart from the Testicular Agenesis. Too bad he looks a lot like William only not fat, has no piercings or acne and has a job.

It's hardly any wonder why he would show such infatuation with a failure of "true and honest" love seeker like Chris in the first place.

And the fact that Chris has DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS... It's probably what drawn him to Chris.

 

[Eugene90]

The only girlfriend William had dated him out of pity and she dumped him because William did something similar to what Chris did to Megan. William's first proper girlfriend (and probably one that actually cared for him) was a model for a clothes magazine, she was posing in underwear and William took photos on his phone claiming she took his virginity. The saddest part is that if he kept his mouth shut, he would have lost his virginity on his birthday (which she promised him).

And the fact that Chris has DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS... It's probably what drawn him to Chris.

Anything similar to Megan Saga is bound to end in tragedy and I'm not surprised that this is how it ended for William.

Also thanks for giving me the traumatizing image of William sniffing his briefs while holding it firmly buried on his nostrils...

 

[Argh My Cigar]

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Jesus fuck. If that's the standard this family considers "normal" then I wonder what they consider their success stories; Assistant Manager at Dollar Tree?

 

[Nephi]

His brother is the only person in the family that is considered "normal"

Is the rest of his family mentally retarded as well?

 

[TV's Adam West]

All this poop stuff makes me want a cross over with Troy Rangi.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

All this poop stuff makes me want a cross over with Troy Rangi.

Let's throw Nick Bate in while we're at it.

 

[Looney Troons]

The orbiters have truly become more pathetic than Chris

 

[Dick Ramdass]

Is the rest of his family mentally exceptional as well?

William's father gets drunk and starts fights and has been banned from bars/clubs, his mother always tries to get insurance claims by getting herself injured because she can't be bothered to get a job and pretty much mooches off William's tugboat and his sister is a furry (Yes, his sister likes to dress up as animals and wished she was an animal) so his brother is the only one in the family that's actually sane and successful. His brother has a job, is married and got his own house. I think he's a computer administrator or technician, he repairs computers and builds programmes for them, something like that so I think he's more loaded than our lolcow.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Setting the bar real high for the family.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Don't listen to those bullies, man. Just keep posting cool things like the type of cartoon animal you want to date or your deepest fears here.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I've never even done anything bad to any of you, why this?

Who am I then?? What's my photo?? What's my name??? You ain't got shit on me!!!

FYI

 

[Williamchu]

Don't listen to those bullies, man. Just keep posting cool things like the type of cartoon animal you want to date or your deepest fears here.

I have a big car collection if anyone who doesn't hate me would like to see.
My biggest fears, well I'm definitely scared of Asians, I also don't like thunder or the dark or spiders and snakes.
I have problems with sounds and textures as well, some things bother like I used to love cats and now I'm scared of tthem because I remembered my cat always licking my face, her tongue was rough and it would scratch my face.

 

[Eugene90]

I have a big car collection if anyone who doesn't hate me would like to see.
My biggest fears, well I'm definitely scared of Asians, I also don't like thunder or the dark or spiders and snakes.
I have problems with sounds and textures as well, some things bother like I used to love cats and now I'm scared of tthem because I remembered my cat always licking my face, her tongue was rough and it would scratch my face.

Funny how this is all you want to reply to given how much people already know about you.

Just shows that you're actively avoiding people now and you must be feeling pretty stupid trying to act tough not too long ago now, doesn't it?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I have a big car collection if anyone who doesn't hate me would like to see.
My biggest fears, well I'm definitely scared of Asians, I also don't like thunder or the dark or spiders and snakes.
I have problems with sounds and textures as well, some things bother like I used to love cats and now I'm scared of tthem because I remembered my cat always licking my face, her tongue was rough and it would scratch my face.

Did Chris tell you to give us an “information overload”? Because if he did it’s working. Keep it up!

 

[Ghostbeater]

I have a big car collection if anyone who doesn't hate me would like to see.
My biggest fears, well I'm definitely scared of Asians, I also don't like thunder or the dark or spiders and snakes.
I have problems with sounds and textures as well, some things bother like I used to love cats and now I'm scared of tthem because I remembered my cat always licking my face, her tongue was rough and it would scratch my face.

Sure, let me see it. I'm super interested. I like a good life story.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

William's father gets drunk and starts fights and has been banned from bars/clubs, his mother always tries to get insurance claims by getting herself injured because she can't be bothered to get a job and pretty much mooches off William's tugboat and his sister is a furry (Yes, his sister likes to dress up as animals and wished she was an animal) so his brother is the only one in the family that's actually sane and successful. His brother has a job, is married and got his own house. I think he's a computer administrator or technician, he repairs computers and builds programmes for them, something like that so I think he's more loaded than our lolcow.

Damn @Williamchu, your brother sounds like a decent guy, all things considered.

Shit, man... You need to get off the internet dude. The fact that you’ve had worse role models growing up than OPL yet somehow had a similarly aged sibling outdo every single member of your immediate family is pretty pathetic.

 

[Dick Ramdass]

I have a big car collection if anyone who doesn't hate me would like to see.
My biggest fears, well I'm definitely scared of Asians, I also don't like thunder or the dark or spiders and snakes.
I have problems with sounds and textures as well, some things bother like I used to love cats and now I'm scared of tthem because I remembered my cat always licking my face, her tongue was rough and it would scratch my face.

Funny how this is all you want to reply to given how much people already know about you.

Just shows that you're actively avoiding people now and you must be feeling pretty stupid trying to act tough not too long ago now, doesn't it?

I really can't believe he fooled for that. Are Autistic people that gullible? I know he has mental health problems, but this is just getting really pathetic now.

 

[Swiss46]

I have a big car collection if anyone who doesn't hate me would like to see.
My biggest fears, well I'm definitely scared of Asians, I also don't like thunder or the dark or spiders and snakes.
I have problems with sounds and textures as well, some things bother like I used to love cats and now I'm scared of tthem because I remembered my cat always licking my face, her tongue was rough and it would scratch my face.

Why are you afraid of Asians?

 

[TV's Adam West]

I have a big car collection if anyone who doesn't hate me would like to see.
My biggest fears, well I'm definitely scared of Asians, I also don't like thunder or the dark or spiders and snakes.
I have problems with sounds and textures as well, some things bother like I used to love cats and now I'm scared of tthem because I remembered my cat always licking my face, her tongue was rough and it would scratch my face.

What's your favorite car? My favorite is the El Camino.