Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Our Lady of Lard is treating herself to a big ol' pizza because she has been working SO HARD today, guise.
Per tradition, she educates us on the vast spread before her, offering her expert opinion on the array of culinary delights:

On the drink:"Fred's Red Hot Ceaser":
"Oh wow, Wooo!"
"That's really good"
"It doesn't taste like beer but it does taste like malt liquor". Well, that really narrows it down there, Clotso. That description is so thorough, I can almost taste it.

Delissio 3-Meat Pizza
- Our culinary master spends a good minute explaining the finer points of preparing a frozen pizza without burning it or undercooking it. Apparently the secret is: cooking it for the right amount of time!
- "SOMETHING SMELLS" she declares before taking a whiff of her underarm. "Is it me?" she ponders before quickly dismissing that notion because she "had a shower today HEE HEE!" [Sidenote: I deeply regret committing to recapping this video, but I'm in too deep to stop now.]
"3-Meat, I forget what the meats are now, but whatever" she says as she's ready to cream herself in anticipation of deepthroating this frozen pizza
"Mmmmm"
"This is hittin' the spot"
"Mmmph mmphh.. Soft"

The Pickled Okra some weirdo sent her:
"Mmmm"
"Normally okra's very slimy, but when it's pickled... It's not."
"Mmmm"

The rest of the video seems to be the riveting content of Clots McGee absentmindedly listing off items she needs for her upcoming move while shoving enormous, greasy slices of pizza into her piehole.
"Baking soda, gonna need that..."

She's an unwashed mess, this one's gross and boring, and not even an angry Bibi sighting.
I give it one mug o' congealed gravy
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Edit: I'm tired and I don't do words gud
 
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A borscht-on said:
I kind of wished she had just gotten shitfaced, as we've yet to see her inebriated. I've always said that would make for a fun watch. Then again, her manic high seemed to be totally dampened by the few gulps of that malt liquor Caesar drink, meaning that with a few more boozy beverages, I could very realistically see her slurring, half-lidded, and prone to shitting herself with merry abandon. Can this bitch do anything right?
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Did you not see her New Year's Eve live where she stated she doesn't think alcohol is good for someone her size??? Because her health is the most important thing to her. ModerationLynn has said the same thing and she puts her health before everything. It's disappointing you're not paying attention.
 
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A borscht-on said:
I kind of wished she had just gotten shitfaced, as we've yet to see her inebriated. I've always said that would make for a fun watch. Then again, her manic high seemed to be totally dampened by the few gulps of that malt liquor Caesar drink, meaning that with a few more boozy beverages, I could very realistically see her slurring, half-lidded, and prone to shitting herself with merry abandon. Can this bitch do anything right?
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She would have to drink an awful lot to get herself buzzed since she weighs a lot and eats alot.
 
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Smoovy Jay said:
Anything she says about someone else is an insult. Her stupid bullshit story about walking to work during the ice storm included the teacher she had a crush on but she had to say he was balding and then insinuating that was a bad thing. Her last bullshit threesome story with Tobias and Carrie's mother portrayed Chantal as the nubile seductress. She's so insecure that the only way she can feel a little better is to put others down.

And her grocery store runs might be ending. Everyone around me is telling me the line-ups are crazy and at Loblaws, you get the scooter inside so there's no way she can wait 30-45 minutes in line. So she can't have Farm Boy and Amber can't have the chinese buffet and we all win as a result because the fallout will be epic.
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Yes. Even the story about her French lover ended with her making fun of his scrotum for being purple.

I can't think of many, if any, of her stories where she just had a good, fun time with friends or a partner. Her stories are always set to dehumanize the person as much as possible.

I remember a story she told a long time ago about the time she started working at a call center and, while in training, hooked up with this super obese guy everyone called creepy. She went out of her way to insult not only this guy, but the attractive girl in the training class who seemed to give her nasty looks whenever she told a fart or sexual joke (hm, I wonder why).

But the one that stands out to me the most, because it just shows how nasty she is, was a throwaway story in one of her mukbangs. I don't even know if the video is still on her channel, but she started insulting this random guy who was waiting in line, minding his own business, at Subway. Like, he did nothing to her. I don't even think he interacted with her but she went out of her way to degrade his looks. I wish I either had the video, or could remember exactly what she said. But it was rude.

It'd be a good project to go through every single one of her posted story times and pick out each moment she attacks someone else in the story. It says a lot that almost universally, her stories are all negative in tone. The thing is, there's one constant in all these stories: Chantal. She's a negative person. It's probably why she has no friends and Bibi is counting the days until she leaves. She likes to pretend she's this bubbly, fun girl but her own stories tell another, well, story. She's toxic. She's mean. She's nasty. She's just a black hole of a person.

And that's why, in every one of her videos where she actually interacts with a group of 'friends' (I can only think of two - the St. Patrick's Day one from 2017, I believe, and the bachelorette party), no one likes to acknowledge her because they likely know she's a downer person who sulks and bitches and whines the entire night.
 
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Chantals stories have one goal: make herself look as good as possible. While she does this she insults men and other women as payback to the douchebags and bitches who snubbed her in school, now she’s this sexy siren who men want to fuck and other women wish they could be. However I’m not sure she actually believes these stories herself because the nervous giggle, darting eyes and frequent pauses she takes all indicate she’s aware that what she’s saying is utter bullshit

Oh boy you really showed those high school mean girls by having so many lovers Chantal!
 
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multiverse said:
She's 5'1" and hauling nearly 500 pounds on a small frame. She is exhausted by standing, let alone ambulating. While she CAN stand without support, it is very difficult for her to do so, and she certainly can't stand in place for more than a minute or two.

In fact, I would bet she isn't capable of standing in line long enough to get fast food; unlike a grocery store where she can learn on her cart or take a scooter, she cannot free stand for the time it takes to make her order and receive her food. If she didn't have drive thru, her only option would be delivery unless she lost a serious chunk of weight.
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It’s just incredible to think as the average person: “imagine being me, but I have three HUNDRED pounds of weight strapped to me at all times, forever.” Just imagine having three hundred pounds of sand sewn into a vest, AND SLEEVES for those heavy arms, and you have to wear it every single day. Imagine that every minute of every day from the moment you wake up, you have a large sofa strapped to your back.

That would be just HELL. How anyone can say “fast food is worth such an existence” must be mad. You’d think a person would do everything they could to drop that weight as fast as possible. But I suppose when it comes by degrees, you just get used to it.
If these people had a magic wand waved over them and they dropped several hundred lbs immediately for about an hour, it would bring them to tears over what they’ve been missing and how much they’ve truly been suffering. How light they feel and joints and feet don’t hurt anymore, how easy breathing is, how good a quick sprint for the hell of it feels.
I’m betting they’d kill a man before ever going back to their usual size, HAES be damned.
 
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She drools over the most disgusting looking food I swear.
 
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raritycunt said:
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She drools over the most disgusting looking food I swear.
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My coronary arteries are blocking just looking at that. She must be so used to feeling like shit from eating food like that, that it’s just become normal for her.

If she wasn’t such a terrible person, you would feel sorry for her.
 
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Ciscoipphone said:
why is there is strict deadline for her to move out? If the split is so amicable, I would imagine she can leave some stuff behind and come back to get them at her leisure

i think bibi showers so often to bring up the average rate of showering in the house. At 6:00, she said she showered 'today' implying she doesn't shower every day
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One shower a month is what I suspect the average number of showers for a deathfat.

Like, I don't expect people to shower every day, but man, a least two times a week should be an absolute minimum for everyone (except for summer, then it should be more). And someone her size must sweat way more than the average human being. Yikes. (:_(

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Chantals stories have one goal: make herself look as good as possible. While she does this she insults men and other women as payback to the douchebags and bitches who snubbed her in school, now she’s this sexy siren who men want to fuck and other women wish they could be. However I’m not sure she actually believes these stories herself because the nervous giggle, darting eyes and frequent pauses she takes all indicate she’s aware that what she’s saying is utter bullshit

Oh boy you really showed those high school mean girls by having so many lovers Chantal!
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If she's a true narc then she believes her own lies and "embellished" stories. I know one (They're not as mean as Chantal though. They're kinda harmless.) and they believe every lie and embellishment they tell. It's absolutely ridiculous.
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Anyways, this moek bang was disgusting. Frozen Pizza and tomato juice alcohol and weird pickled things. 🤢

And I can't even lift a 70 lbs sack of potting soil much less carry it somewhere. How is she schlepping her body around? Does she realize that if she falls on her face she may be done for?
 
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Logical Fallacies said:
Like, I don't expect people to shower every day, but man, a least two times a week should be an absolute minimum for everyone (except for summer, then it should be more). And someone her size must sweat way more than the average human being. Yikes.
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Children can get by with twice a week but an adult? No way, that shit smells.
 
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Fascist Ferret said:
Even the story where she smeared shit all over someone's bathroom, she had to complain that they wouldn't sleep with her and didnt call her back lmao this woman is unreal
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completely OT, i know, rate me dumb and late, but i always wondered what those people did in the morning when they discovered her destruction. Did they just mop up her filth and go on about their day? I think I would have just moved. 🤢🤢
 
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Children can get by with twice a week but an adult? No way, that shit smells.
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True but I wasn't implying that you shouldn't clean yourself every day. Even if you don't shower, you should, of course, have the common sense to take a washcloth, soap and water to clean yourself. :)

However, I reckon both, showering or cleaning yourself on a daily basis is way too much for a lazy deathfat that probably gets exhausted from putting her shitty hair up in a poop bun, like Chantal.
 
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I liked how the main thing she is worried about is that she won't get a new kitchen table in her new place as soon as she moves in. She even wondered out loud "Where will I eat? How will I film my mukbangs?" Priorities, am I right, ladies?

By the way, she said in one her latest livestreams (cannot remember which one, I think it was the one before her driving out stream) that she was going to make a video about "him" and she clearly looked at Bibi's direction. We all know that as soon as she has no more use for himshe'll do 30 shitty, boring-ass storytimes about some made up story on Bibi. I can already see the titles: MY EX DID WHAT IN MY BED? STORYTIME MUKBANG, with her looking smug as fuck in the thumbnail, surrounded by piles upon piles of some greasy, cheese-filled monstrosity food.
 
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