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I know when I have a giant gaping hole in the front window of my house, the first thing I do is change the curtains so people don’t think they’re dingy and faded.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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Russ thinks that a country can simply create money out of thin air and it's just... like... there, man. No need to worry about taxes and shit! Has nothing to do with it! You'd think they would cancel all taxes and just keep printing money.
I know the guy he was responding to didn't exactly have the most nuanced take but watching Russ stumble in and try to correct him is like watching an retarded child try and argue with a economist.
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At some point later he made another post about how Soren was never his friend anyway, never cared about him, and only kept in touch to try to bring him back to the church, and that's why he doesn't feel bad about blocking him.
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I love in the post where Russ is humble-bragging about how he's going to "focus on himself" in 2020 he talks about going to the gym all the time, and then in another post he puts up a photo of a big, fat, greasy burrito. Because, y'know, all fitness nuts just love breakfast burritos.
Russ could literally swap bodies with a genuine stud like one of the Hemsworth brothers or Chris Evans or something and he would still be a repulsive, ugly, shitty person. 90% of Russhole's ugliness comes from the inside, yet he is convinced that its only physical attractiveness that matters. It really shows just how immature and out of touch Russ is.
I've had my teeth whitened literally once in my life, and that was for my wedding. It's kinda funny how vain Russ is when he has nothing to be vain over.
Russ is incredibly unintelligent and has no idea how anything works. I mean, fucksake, he can't even visit brothels properly.
Russ could literally swap bodies with a genuine stud like one of the Hemsworth brothers or Chris Evans or something and he would still be a repulsive, ugly, shitty person. 90% of Russhole's ugliness comes from the inside, yet he is convinced that its only physical attractiveness that matters. It really shows just how immature and out of touch Russ is.
I've had my teeth whitened literally once in my life, and that was for my wedding. It's kinda funny how vain Russ is when he has nothing to be vain over.
Russ is incredibly unintelligent and has no idea how anything works. I mean, fucksake, he can't even visit brothels properly.
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Whatever reverse Body Dysmorphia is, Russ has it.
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Body Dystudlya
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You mean "right here, right here"
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And diet. I'm not sure how he eats garbage like Chris yet doesn't have the same body. Going to the gym once a week to do leg curls for 20 minutes and eating pizza doesn't seem like it can undo constant fast food and processed food.
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He doesn't eat as much as Chris. It's that simple. We know he's cheap and eating is a chore for him. I doubt he's gorging himself on the thousands of calories a day he'd need to get fat. You don't have to eat healthy to be in shape. Granted, you won't be healthy and you're never going to be a world class athlete without monitoring nutrition, but lowering your body fat percentage is as simple as calories out > calories in and maintaining it is just keeping them about equal.
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Not only that, but he has to walk to/from the bus any time he has to go to work, and being a janitor is a fairly active job. And even then Russ has that grody scrawny-fat thing going on. He has no muscle tone on his arms and legs, he's got that sunken in bird chest, but then he's got the pot belly of a 48 year old accountant who loves beer too much. He is not in great physical shape. He may be at a technically healthy weight, but it's because he has no real muscle weight. And everything Russ eats is either high in sugars, or high in cholesterol, sodium and fat.
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Can you imagine what it's like being the person who sets up Russel Greer for takes that seem reasonable and sane?
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Haha russ doesn’t even understand WHY there’s lockdown. Instead of halting the viral spread, he thinks it’s because we’re all “hiding” from the virus and that it may “hit” right after lockdown is lifted.
Just...how stupid are you, Russell? It’s only been explained over and over a thousand times in every news outlet WHY lockdown is working and why we’re doing it.
No seriously, how does he not understand why we’re doing lockdowns to halt the rapid social spread of the virus.
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The only thing he understands is that he's entitled to some celebrity pucci god dammit
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Of course he is one of those people who doesn't believe in ''doctors'' and think the quarantine is stupid. Of course he is.
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The person who answered him is a lolcow too, amazing.
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Probably the guy on fiverr who was supposed to be making his "hot tamale" lyric video.
Let's see how he navigates the small claims court system of the Philippines.
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Remember how he said he had made music contacts recently who liked his song?
The stoned guy at the record store who said Russ’ song was “pretty good, man” DIDN’T use his music contacts to get Russ on the radio and a deal with Taylor Swift’s label! THE FLAGRANT MISREPRESENTATIONS.
The stoned guy at the record store who said Russ’ song was “pretty good, man” DIDN’T use his music contacts to get Russ on the radio and a deal with Taylor Swift’s label! THE FLAGRANT MISREPRESENTATIONS.
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My guess, and it's just a guess is that Julliane Hough didn't call him, so naturally it's the song's production that's at fault and not the fact it's creepy as fuck. Couldn't be that, no sir.