Wuhan Coronavirus - COVID-19 Analysis & Summary - This is not just fucking pneumonia. It is everything but the kitchen sink. Lungs, heart, kidneys, liver, brain, blood vessels, testes. It affects them all.

[General Tug Boat]

@Drain Todger At least you had your toy horses to substitute real friends...

 

[ShinyStar]

I had nothing else to do. No schooling. No friends. No one to fuck. Just play video games all day, troll people online, and jack off. That was it. That was my teenage years, that was my twenties, and it's now.

Well, my scientific thesis has been validated. Drain's parents never paid any attention to him, so he learned that the only way to get any attention at all was by causing trouble, doing something so totally stupid that he couldn't be ignored any longer. It really is sad, once his unbridled doom-reeing finally gets him a response, how quickly he pivots to cheerfully talking in excruciating detail about himself. He finally got mommy to pay attention to him (doesn't matter how) so he has to cash in his attention bucks as quick as he can before the attention goes away and he has to throw the next fit.

His obsession about doomsday scenarios all stems from his inner conviction that he's supposed to be the super-special-awesome hero. Becoming important in real life is too hard and too boring, though. Being friends with people takes work and you can't be wholly self-absorbed if you want to be successful at that, same with getting a girlfriend, so both of those are off the table. College and an important career are too much work. Volunteering for the community is too much selflessness combined with not enough payoff. Any real world success just isn't worth getting off his butt and working for it. BUT! In a doomsday scenario, he would totally be the hero! He knows all the stuff! He can lead people to the light! Then, then things would have a big enough payoff to make getting off his butt worth it, and he would totally save the day, guyz. The fact that corona-chan would nerf his fat ass is irrelevant, as is his lack of combat experience for WWIII, or engineering/farming for desert-planet land, or any of the rest of it. The fact that his be-the-hero scenarios will never happen is both his great tragedy and his saving grace; he'll never actually fail because they won't ever actually happen.

Drain, seriously - drop the ego and get a life.

 

[Sped Xing]

"Bloo hoo hoo I never had a chance."

Live in the present, little nigga. About 30 pages back I told you if you just logged off KF and didn't come back, you would quickly be forgotten. Still true, because you're not yet a POI.

You also still have a chance right now to live better. Set down your phone or PC, put on some appropriate footwear, walk out your front door, and go for a jog. I know Bremerton well. You will be fine. When you get back, fire up Khan Academy and start teaching yourself math for real.

When you get tired of that, reach out to some acquaintances and practice having a real human conversation. That means ask them questions and actually listen to their responses, rather than waiting for your chance to talk about yourself.

Part of what makes KF a fun place is people are specifically encouraged *NOT* to talk about their personal shit. Nobody gives a shit that your parents were JWs. There's a reason why actual therapists make a lot of money.

I know you're not going to follow my advice, but it really is sound. The world is a beautiful and fascinating place. It's a shame to sit around doxing yourself to us cyberbullies when you could be having a real life.

But you really are a lolcow, and you're going to stick around and continue the I don't care / Pity me cycle.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

Why does he end every post with what is supposed to be a gotcha? I hate that fucking reddit posting, it's such a despicable combination of smug and ackshually that it makes me immediately want to bully the poster. paired with his weird pony paraphilia and his severe dunning krueger really makes for some nice halal.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

I had nothing else to do. No schooling. No friends. No one to fuck. Just play video games all day, troll people online, and jack off. That was it. That was my teenage years, that was my twenties, and it's now.

go tell it to a proper psychiatrist then. since you love research you could look into NPD's relation to autism and theory of mind beforehand.

plenty of people have been through worse and turned out better. plenty of people have turned out worse but can still post on kiwi farms without incident. it's a very low bar you aren't able to clear here.

 

[derpherp2]

That thesis revision must be going well if you can lurk in your thread, faggot.

It totally wasn't an excuse to QQ out of your own thread so you can formulate your totally new and totally foolproof plan of LE OWNING LE KIWIFARMS.

"Bloo hoo hoo I never had a chance."

Live in the present, little nigga. About 30 pages back I told you if you just logged off KF and didn't come back, you would quickly be forgotten. Still true, because you're not yet a POI.

You also still have a chance right now to live better. Set down your phone or PC, put on some appropriate footwear, walk out your front door, and go for a jog. I know Bremerton well. You will be fine. When you get back, fire up Khan Academy and start teaching yourself math for real.

When you get tired of that, reach out to some acquaintances and practice having a real human conversation. That means ask them questions and actually listen to their responses, rather than waiting for your chance to talk about yourself.

Part of what makes KF a fun place is people are specifically encouraged *NOT* to talk about their personal shit. Nobody gives a shit that your parents were JWs. There's a reason why actual therapists make a lot of money.

I know you're not going to follow my advice, but it really is sound. The world is a beautiful and fascinating place. It's a shame to sit around doxing yourself to us cyberbullies when you could be having a real life.

But you really are a lolcow, and you're going to stick around and continue the I don't care / Pity me cycle.

The chance already flew out the window, someone's making a thread about him.

 

[Adamska]

Why is it so important to you that I feel hurt over all this?

I mean, think about that for a second. Why would you want that for someone? What's the point?

And yet as you say this you unironically are too mentally challenged, self-centered, and subhuman to take what you felt at this moment and grok why no one fucking cares about your doomer shit for the past seven years. No one wants to be harrassed with autistic screeds that show no understanding of a material, but at a glance says all is shit and we gonna die.

But you won't fucking take that understanding to heart, because you are too retarded to stop and only will when you actually 41% yourself.

Lick your doorknobs.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

Oh no! The poor widdle Calipers! Whatever shall we do?

I will unironically enjoy using this as my avatar until the end of this website.
Literally the only good thing to come of this thread.

Also you misunderstand. At no point did anyone threaten you. We didn't look into your other forum posts to intimidate you. We didn't even get your dox to scare you.

We did it because we knew the more that came out about you, the funnier it'd be. It's funny. You are so retarded its funny. And its obvious you're not gonna stop being funny.

For real though, I love the calipers meme now.

 

[Adamska]

That's right. It's just a first draft. It needs more work. Lots more work. Next, I'm going to create new sections and go into detail about each of the pathological factors.

This is going to need a lot more research on my part, of course. I must collect and examine more papers. A lot more.

I'm going to be away for a while working on this.

Also it's very telling that you think a 2 page (4 page in APA format) is hard; that's a standard, on the light side even, pregraduate tier paper that is used more to teach the concept of argument making and research than to do any moving like you pretend you do to feel important. To give you an idea, my lazy ass can bang out something like that in less than a day, maybe 2 at most if you include the researching; it's that goddamn easy.

That more than anything else is why you're just a waste of oxygen who needs to lick his doorknobs.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh no! The poor widdle Calipers! Whatever shall we do?

Hans Asperger made a huge mistake trying to protect autists like you from being gassed by Hitler. We all know now that you should have been just clumped in with the tards and other defectives.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Where do you think we are?

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Don't you fucking dare to compare this highly emotional moment with Trash Dick's autistic insistence.

 

[Miles Peterson]

I suppose it's not suprising that the pretend epidemiologist is also a pretend agronomist as well as a pretend expert on infantry small arms.

He's a spacebattler, the entire forum is like that (or at least all the "debate" parts of it). Thread after thread of posters basically just going "I found an article somewhere that supports my claim, therefor I am right, and I have read this article and several more, therefore I posses a functional working knoweldge of this extremely complicated field". TrainyTranny here seems to be significantly worse than the usual population of the site, but his behavior is exactly expect from being raised by a shitty internet forum populated by a bunch of smug pseudointellectuals.

Why does he end every post with what is supposed to be a gotcha? I hate that fucking reddit posting, it's such a despicable combination of smug and ackshually that it makes me immediately want to bully the poster. paired with his weird pony paraphilia and his severe dunning krueger really makes for some nice halal.

That's also a spacebattles thing. Debates there basically never end short of mods intervening because no one on that site is willing to entertain the idea they are wrong, so to try to and force a resolution, everyone basically tries to be as infuriating/morally self righteous/"haha I've already won and everyone knows it"/etc as possible, with the end goal of either forcing a concession, a ragequit, or baiting the other guy into telling you to fuck off so you can tattle on him to the staff.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Also it's very telling that you think a 2 page (4 page in APA format) is hard; that's a standard, on the light side even, pregraduate tier paper that is used more to teach the concept of argument making and research than to do any moving like you pretend you do to feel important. To give you an idea, my lazy ass can bang out something like that in less than a day, maybe 2 at most if you include the researching; it's that goddamn easy.

That more than anything else is why you're just a waste of oxygen who needs to lick his doorknobs.

Never understood academic writing and academic langauge, even when I worked for a small-ass copywriting firm that was churning out subpar pre-grad/grad/post-grad papers for Arab and Chinese students in American universities.
It's one thing when you're trying to explain a high-level abstract concept in, say, medicine or physics. That requires additional linguistic units that are very uncommon and thus you need to be wordy to weave it all coherently.

But why do you have to pour proverbial water on the pages when it's not even a legit scientific work? Would it kill for academia to speak more plainly? Not everything requires a three-story run-on sentence.

Honest question, please don't tell me to lick doorknobs, lmao, I don't have a uni diploma.

 

[AnOminous]

Don't you fucking dare to compare this highly emotional moment with Trash Dick's autistic insistence.

It's just a meme, bro.

 

[Vince McMahon]

It's just a meme, bro.

I happen to be partial to John C. McGinley's character.

 

[Sped Xing]

What movie is this? This thread should be about media recommendations now.

 

[Adamska]

Never understood academic writing and academic langauge, even when I worked for a small-ass copywriting firm that was churning out subpar pre-grad/grad/post-grad papers for Arab and Chinese students in American universities.
It's one thing when you're trying to explain a high-level abstract concept in, say, medicine or physics. That requires additional linguistic units that are very uncommon and thus you need to be wordy to weave it all coherently.

But why do you have to pour proverbial water on the pages when it's not even a legit scientific work? Would it kill for academia to speak more plainly? Not everything requires a three-story run-on sentence.

Honest question, please don't tell me to lick doorknobs, lmao, I don't have a uni diploma.

It's mainly training exercises for the college kids since each field has their own jargon; you have to get familiar with the terms since they usually mean something important. Not always, but these little pregrad papers are trying (though not always succeeding) to get you the student to understand the efforts and steps needed to do research. I never liked that sort of stuff myself since you're just going to get padded slop (that and my field often doesn't require you to become a researcher, although that's always an option), but I get the logic and reasoning behind forcing you to write and pad out.

And I'm only telling OP to lick his doorknobs because he needs to either chill out or just kill himself tbh.

 

[Vince McMahon]

It's mainly training exercises for the college kids since each field has their own jargon; you have to get familiar with the terms since they usually mean something important. I never liked that sort of stuff myself since you're just going to get padded slop, but I get the logic and reasoning behind forcing you to write and pad out.

And I'm only telling OP to lick his doorknobs because he needs to either chill out or just kill himself tbh.

Fair enough. It always pissed me off that when I wrote that stuff shorter than everyone else but basically the same, I was graded worse. Your explanation makes sense, however, thanks!

What movie is this? This thread should be about media recommendations now.

The Tardening.

Starring David Jamison Jr. as David Clop.

A lone scientist in cyberspace is attempting to warn the Earth of an upcoming apocalypse while overcoming his crippling addiction to humiliation and cartoon equines.

Available on CWCNow.

Speaking of which, @Drain Todger, this is for you.

 

[Pargon]

Austist delivers heroic levels of secondhand embarrassment, enough finally to fuel my Dark Engine, then vanishes into the night in a cloud of Febreeze and swamp-ass stench.

Neither the hero we needed nor deserved, but one thing is certain: he'll return again to be flagellated some more. The end to his misery we imagine he might crave is nothing beside the sweet validation he gets from people shitting on him the way he believes he rightfully deserves.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Austist delivers heroic levels of secondhand embarrassment, enough finally to fuel my Dark Engine, then vanishes into the night in a cloud of Febreeze and swamp-ass stench.

Neither the hero we needed nor deserved, but one thing is certain: he'll return again to be flagellated some more. The end to his misery we imagine he might crave is nothing beside the sweet validation he gets from people shitting on him the way he believes he rightfully deserves.

Look, he likes your posts. He's definitely not mad.