Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[JaneThough]

Putting aside that this is melodramatic drivel and that Stephanie is not trans in any meaningful way/way that could be meaningfully outlawed, Joe Biden (who, like, I cannot believe I'm standing up for, but here we are) very famously was the FIRST person adjacent to the presidential race to specifically speak to trans rights in the year 2012. When Stephanie was, what, in their mid 20s??

I was going to say this. You can just Google "Biden Transgender" and see how many times he has addressed it, but that's clearly too much work for Staph. Rather just not vote so bad orange man can win again and kill all the trannies.

Staph, you believe that Trump will lead to the death of transpeople, yet you refuse to support Biden. It's not like there's another choice, I know you are all "Bernie or nobody" but really, that attitude just helps Trump get reelected. And the fact that you are willing to just say fuck it, when you believe Trump will kill transpeople, shows that not only are you well aware you're not trans, but you don't give two shits about transpeople in general.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

"I'm totally a for-real asexual, but if a movie doesn't feature someone getting the dick it's just too boring for me."

 

[BearCaptain]

Spoiler: Saphs snack adventure

BRUH, Ham isn't even that delicious! Why does she get munchies for HAM out of everything. D I S G U S T I N G

This is why you have saggy, hanging tits even Tarzan can swing off of. Stop eating so damn much goddamn

I think it has a lot to do with that you're hungry and crave some chinese food to be honest. And wtf is soft racism?

Spoiler: Getting pissed at papa Cianfriglia

Your Dad is not half the "villain" you paint him to be Steph. He's even buying you dirt so you can plant your useless weed.
I think even I'd like to forget my privileged, lazy cunt of a daughter is unemployed and would rather live off of the system when she's perfectly capable to get out there and work. Instead, she just waves her master's degree in people's faces and doesn't even use it, when the parents paid for her years in university. Day in and day out he puts up with you blowing up on your shit that you're hunted for being trans, a witch or whatever when that shit isn't even real.
Cut the man some slack. He certainly puts up with your bullshit.

Spoiler: True anarchy

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Spoiler: Saphs snack adventure

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BRUH, Ham isn't even that delicious! Why does she get munchies for HAM out of everything. D I S G U S T I N G

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This is why you have saggy, hanging tits even Tarzan can swing off of. Stop eating so damn much goddamn

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I think it has a lot to do with that you're hungry and crave some chinese food to be honest. And wtf is soft racism?

Spoiler: Getting pissed at papa Cianfriglia

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Your Dad is not half the "villain" you paint him to be Steph. He's even buying you dirt so you can plant your useless weed.
I think even I'd like to forget my privileged, lazy cunt of a daughter is unemployed and would rather live off of the system when she's perfectly capable to get out there and work. Instead, she just waves her master's degree in people's faces and doesn't even use it, when the parents paid for her years in university. Day in and day out he puts up with you blowing up on your shit that you're hunted for being trans, a witch or whatever when that shit isn't even real.
Cut the man some slack. He certainly puts up with your bullshit.

Spoiler: True anarchy

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So she admits her flaws are the same as the flaws that annoy her about her father yet expects him to change completely when she has shown time and time again that she has no desire or inte6to change those things about herself. Also shes moaning about how he doesn't remember her date of birth? FfS grow up

 

[marjoram]

Spoiler: Saphs snack adventure

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BRUH, Ham isn't even that delicious! Why does she get munchies for HAM out of everything. D I S G U S T I N G

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This is why you have saggy, hanging tits even Tarzan can swing off of. Stop eating so damn much goddamn

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I think it has a lot to do with that you're hungry and crave some chinese food to be honest. And wtf is soft racism?

Spoiler: Getting pissed at papa Cianfriglia

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Your Dad is not half the "villain" you paint him to be Steph. He's even buying you dirt so you can plant your useless weed.
I think even I'd like to forget my privileged, lazy cunt of a daughter is unemployed and would rather live off of the system when she's perfectly capable to get out there and work. Instead, she just waves her master's degree in people's faces and doesn't even use it, when the parents paid for her years in university. Day in and day out he puts up with you blowing up on your shit that you're hunted for being trans, a witch or whatever when that shit isn't even real.
Cut the man some slack. He certainly puts up with your bullshit.

Spoiler: True anarchy

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No Sappy, it's not because yer fat ( although you are). It's because you're a fucking asshole, an entitled and lazy asshole--who has no self awareness or sense of irony and is as stupid as a box of rocks.
Why should anybody buy you anything? You're not sucking off the tit of the general public enough?
And about people who say they're gonna do something and never do it? How's yer non-profit going? Moron.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Spoiler: True anarchy

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"Happy holidays, random visitors. Buy me products I will forget exist after a week for no gain on your end. Thank you."

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

You're not small, Stephanie.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

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You're not small, Stephanie.

Steph the last animal anyone would compare you to is a cat as they are known to be fiercely independent and are furry little rambos if left to their own devices in the wild and are responsible for the extinction for many species of animals due to hunting them down so efficiently. You are a parasite and couldn't find your way out of a paper bag, let alone know how to properly survive by yourself or be have enough stamina to even able to kill something as weak as a rabbit. A better animal that would match you is a tapeworm: gross, disgusting, parasitic, and no one likes you.

 

[cogsworth]

"My dad literally can't remember anything and can't follow conversations, a warning sign of severe dementia, but I'd rather just be mad that he doesn't remember things I tell him about me being a super sexy witch."

 

[Oglethorpe]

Steph the last animal anyone would compare you to is a cat as they are known to be fiercely independent and are furry little rambos if left to their own devices in the wild and are responsible for the extinction for many species of animals due to hunting them down so efficiently. You are a parasite and couldn't find your way out of a paper bag, let alone know how to properly survive by yourself or be have enough stamina to even able to kill something as weak as a rabbit. A better animal that would match you is a tapeworm: gross, disgusting, parasitic, and no one likes you.

I agree with most of this but the tapeworm bit. Adult tapeworms are long and sleek so I see Staph as more of a woodtick. Starts out small but ends up bloated and barely able to walk.

 

[BearCaptain]

What staph thinks she looks like:

What she really looks like:

EDIT: I think of all parasites she has a lot in common with Cymothoa exigua (tongue-eating louse). It enters a fish's gill and eats the fish's tongue. Then it sits at the resulting tongue-nub and replaces the fish's tongue, eating whatever the fish snacks on. Ultimately, the parasite lives inside the fish mouth and does not function independently much like staph.

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

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I think it has a lot to do with that you're hungry and crave some chinese food to be honest. And wtf is soft racism?

"Soft racism" is more or less what Staph's sheltered suburbanite takes on racial issues amount to.

uwu follow for more soft racism uwu

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Nice ableism Staph. He's clearly suffering dementia. Both your parents have more claim to the word disabled than you.

I hate how she always goes about ebegging online. It sounds so entitled and ungrateful. There has to be something nicer than: BUY ME XYZ like she posts every time. She has no right to call anyones behavior childish either. Hypocrite.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Spoiler: Saphs snack adventure

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BRUH, Ham isn't even that delicious! Why does she get munchies for HAM out of everything. D I S G U S T I N G

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This is why you have saggy, hanging tits even Tarzan can swing off of. Stop eating so damn much goddamn

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I think it has a lot to do with that you're hungry and crave some chinese food to be honest. And wtf is soft racism?

Spoiler: Getting pissed at papa Cianfriglia

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Your Dad is not half the "villain" you paint him to be Steph. He's even buying you dirt so you can plant your useless weed.
I think even I'd like to forget my privileged, lazy cunt of a daughter is unemployed and would rather live off of the system when she's perfectly capable to get out there and work. Instead, she just waves her master's degree in people's faces and doesn't even use it, when the parents paid for her years in university. Day in and day out he puts up with you blowing up on your shit that you're hunted for being trans, a witch or whatever when that shit isn't even real.
Cut the man some slack. He certainly puts up with your bullshit.

Spoiler: True anarchy

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"Old man says wife is nagging him, clearly this is unforgivable abuse pity me "

Even in Staphy's exaggerations he isn't that bad. "He forgets things then gets angry if we yell at him" isn't abuse. Remember a couple of says ago when Staph said she yelled at her mother for what amounts to "nagging her" for getting overcharged? And how she was totally justified in doing it?

I'd imagine that she is exagerating his memory problems (such that "Isn't particularly enthusiastic about celebrating NEET daughter's 30+ birthday" gets manipulated into forgetting his daughter's birthday and how old she is. If we assume they are even kinda true they sound like early warning signs for Alzheimer's.

https://www.alz.org/alzheimers-dementia/10_signs

One of the most common signs of Alzheimer’s disease, especially in the early stage, is forgetting recently learned information. Others include forgetting important dates or events, asking for the same questions over and over, and increasingly needing to rely on memory aids (e.g., reminder notes or electronic devices) or family members for things they used to handle on their own.

People living with Alzheimer's may have trouble following or joining a conversation. They may stop in the middle of a conversation and have no idea how to continue or they may repeat themselves. They may struggle with vocabulary, have trouble naming a familiar object or use the wrong name (e.g., calling a "watch" a "hand-clock").


Individuals living with Alzheimer’s may experience mood and personality changes. They can become confused, suspicious, depressed, fearful or anxious. They may be easily upset at home, with friends or when out of their comfort zone.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

"Old man says wife is nagging him, clearly this is unforgivable abuse pity me "

Even in Staphy's exaggerations he isn't that bad. "He forgets things then gets angry if we yell at him" isn't abuse. Remember a couple of says ago when Staph said she yelled at her mother for what amounts to "nagging her" for getting overcharged? And how she was totally justified in doing it?

I'd imagine that she is exagerating his memory problems (such that "Isn't particularly enthusiastic about celebrating NEET daughter's 30+ birthday" gets manipulated into forgetting his daughter's birthday and how old she is. If we assume they are even kinda true they sound like early warning signs for Alzheimer's.

https://www.alz.org/alzheimers-dementia/10_signs

Regular people tend to quickly forget things if they aren't paying attention for whatever reason, like paying attention to something else, or just being plain uninterested.

Someone wee bit less autistic might take it as "stop bothering me", but Staph infection could never take a hint, and that's not going to change any time soon.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Regular people tend to quickly forget things if they aren't paying attention for whatever reason, like paying attention to something else, or just being plain uninterested.

Someone wee bit less autistic might take it as "stop bothering me", but Staph infection could never take a hint, and that's not going to change any time soon.

That is why I lean on the "she is exaggerating" bit. The one that kinda sounds like he really does have problems is the "Forgets things mid sentence" part. If he starts calling her by her mother's name or something we might have a real problem

 

[Buddy]

If my father kept consistently forgetting everything he's told, I'd be concerned, not upset. Has it seriously not crossed your thick mind he might be sick, Staph?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Staph is so convinced that the farms absolutely worship her dad, and yet every time she makes a big post to complain about 'they think he's such a saint BUT LISTEN TO THIS' it always ends up being another revelation about her being awful to him or things that it does sound like SHE should be concerned about if she had half a teaspoon of basic human empathy.

I feel like this happens a lot, her gotcha moments always end up just making her look like an asshole. It's definitely happened in other ways too, like her going 'aha, well MY mom has cancer and still does all the chores' to try and win an argument online or 'god my life is so hard, dad just cried because my mom has cancer, what a drama queen' or 'I can't believe my elderly, sickly, potentially immuno-compromised mother who somehow financially carries the household made ME go talk to the service desk about us being overcharged!'.

Just every time. I would say she doesnt think before she speaks but it's all typed, so she really has no excuse at all.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Not shocked that Staph Infection not only is too inept to see that he's unwell, but also doesn't give a fuck about the well being of her guardian that raised her while she keeps on praising the crackheads that abandoned her. Her dad legit has more claim to be called disabled, and as not only their child but also as an adult she should show some kind of concern for his mental health.

I won't fathom why Staph hates her fucking dad. I'm not gonna say he seems like a saint but he overall seems like a decent guy who's clearly going through a tough time mentally and physically as he ages and becomes basically senile.

 

[Jhonson Jhonson]

Staph is so convinced that the farms absolutely worship her dad, and yet every time she makes a big post to complain about 'they think he's such a saint BUT LISTEN TO THIS' it always ends up being another revelation about her being awful to him or things that it does sound like SHE should be concerned about if she had half a teaspoon of basic human empathy.

I feel like this happens a lot, her gotcha moments always end up just making her look like an asshole. It's definitely happened in other ways too, like her going 'aha, well MY mom has cancer and still does all the chores' to try and win an argument online or 'god my life is so hard, dad just cried because my mom has cancer, what a drama queen' or 'I can't believe my elderly, sickly, potentially immuno-compromised mother who somehow financially carries the household made ME go talk to the service desk about us being overcharged!'.

Just every time. I would say she doesnt think before she speaks but it's all typed, so she really has no excuse at all.

I just pity the man. Her mom too.