Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Staph is so convinced that the farms absolutely worship her dad, and yet every time she makes a big post to complain about 'they think he's such a saint BUT LISTEN TO THIS' it always ends up being another revelation about her being awful to him or things that it does sound like SHE should be concerned about if she had half a teaspoon of basic human empathy.

I feel like this happens a lot, her gotcha moments always end up just making her look like an asshole. It's definitely happened in other ways too, like her going 'aha, well MY mom has cancer and still does all the chores' to try and win an argument online or 'god my life is so hard, dad just cried because my mom has cancer, what a drama queen' or 'I can't believe my elderly, sickly, potentially immuno-compromised mother who somehow financially carries the household made ME go talk to the service desk about us being overcharged!'.

Just every time. I would say she doesnt think before she speaks but it's all typed, so she really has no excuse at all.

She just genuinely thinks that what she's saying sounds to normal people the way it does to her. She's incapable of seeing how it could be construed differently unless on purpose for reasons of malice.

When she posts these things, she fully expects people to hear "my dad purposefully doesn't pay attention to me because he hates me and wants to hurt me" when she says "my dad can't remember my age, or my birthday, and forgets what I'm saying while I'm still saying it."

Meanwhile, what literally everyone else is reading when she says that is "My father, who is elderly and under severe stress, is showing signs of a severe illness, and I'm angry at him for it."

It's not people thinking your father is a saint or twisting your words, Stephanie, it's that you're literally telling us your elderly father is having severe memory issues that impact his day to day life and that you're pissed off at him and think he's a bad person for having these memory issues. You're the one framing things this way! It's you! You're the source of the information and the context we have for it!

When you say "My dad can't remember anything, even stuff that's currently happening to him" no one but you tacks "just to spite me" onto that statement. And no matter how you phrase it, there's no way you come out looking good when the core message is "My father is having severe memory problems and I'm personally offended, angered, and disgusted by it."
 
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On the one hand, race gets used as a trump card for absolutely everything on social media.

On the other hand, since a Woke Individual is not supposed to acknowledge that last bit... gee, Staph, you keep being told that you're racist by The Brown. Maybe, the third or fourth or twentieth time this happens, consider that maybe you are in fact the common factor here?
 
I do laugh that people on the far left come so close to being self aware of how shitty the cultures they've developed are, but can't quite grasp it.

I mean sure, Steph isn't the best person and we all know that, but none of this would even be happening to her if she didn't feel the need to be checking her privilege, or if she wasn't suffering from muchos white guilt. The need to be so perfectly supporting of minorities and fight against 'oppression' is just a big ass ouroboros at this point.
 

No words, just an unholy mixture of :story: and :stress:

Local white witch gets into slapfight about race issues, tries to manipulate the black person they're arguing with and gets owned, cries about black people being mean to them despite them sharing self-harm images to the person they're arguing as if that would help.
 
I do laugh that people on the far left come so close to being self aware of how shitty the cultures they've developed are, but can't quite grasp it.

I mean sure, Steph isn't the best person and we all know that, but none of this would even be happening to her if she didn't feel the need to be checking her privilege, or if she wasn't suffering from muchos white guilt. The need to be so perfectly supporting of minorities and fight against 'oppression' is just a big ass ouroboros at this point.

I don't think Staphy has any kind of guilt. She usually avoids race issues since she can't make them about her, and has absolutely zero problem getting into fights with minorities if she does talk about minority issues. When she does talk about it she is more of a 'white savior' shouting about how she's gonna protect the Browns with her demon powers or whatnot or about how poor black people don't get released from prison because of the virus. She wants to larp as the most oppressed person in the room, if she acknowledged herself as what she considered the "oppressor" class even for the purpose of self-flagellation she couldn't do that.
 
Staph claims J.ewish/Romani/Native/"white passing" heritage saga when
Claiming kosher heritage would be interesting, but unlikely. These anti-capitalist antifa commie types seem to hate them just as much as any Stormfront regular, if not even more. Plus, I think she dislikes Juice ever since her autistic war against MOGAI Watch, who's one of the Chosen IIRC. Very unlikely.

Gypsies? She's a welfare queen all right, but she isn't really into the "steal anything that isn't bolted down" like Central European gyps. Maybe pays lip service to this great tradition, like any good comrade, but would definitely pussy out when trying it IRL. On the other hand, she'd probably love the Traveller lifestyle for the first day or so. Probable?

Now Native Americans, that's a winner. She's very much into the whole "crystals and herbs and shit" spirituality she definitely attributes to them. It would be interesting to see her being clobbered into dust on twatter for her "Great White Saviour of those Poor Noble Savages" shtick. after she manages to offend and desecrate half of the beliefs and traditions any Native American holds in three sentences. Starting with her dumb fucking SJW-ish (actual cultural imperialism) take on the two-spirit "thing".
 
Now Native Americans, that's a winner. She's very much into the whole "crystals and herbs and shit" spirituality she definitely attributes to them. It would be interesting to see her being clobbered into dust on twatter for her "Great White Saviour of those Poor Noble Savages" shtick. after she manages to offend and desecrate half of the beliefs and traditions any Native American holds in three sentences. Starting with her dumb fucking SJW-ish (actual cultural imperialism) take on the two-spirit "thing".
She really missed her chance to talk about how her birth parents definitely had Native heritage, but alas alack and uwu she cannot properly research their genealogy, so you'll just have to take her word for it.
Then she buys a headdress from Etsy where all the feathers are dyed in the colors of the trans flag.
 
She really missed her chance to talk about how her birth parents definitely had Native heritage, but alas alack and uwu she cannot properly research their genealogy, so you'll just have to take her word for it.
Then she buys a headdress from Etsy where all the feathers are dyed in the colors of the trans flag.

And she begins attaching ugly identity pins to it.
 

Bit spergy but this kind of annoys me due to having thick, unmanageable hair: Steph, you're hair isn't thick at all. Speaking as someone with pain in the ass hair learning to find which shampoos work best is essential and necessary because you need to wash your hair you filthy, filthy troglodyte. It's basic fucking hygeine. If someone with wavy hair thicker than a Vietnamese jungle can find shampoo that works, then there is no excuse for you. Also bowl cuts aren't flattering on anyone, try looking for pics of women with pixie cuts and going to a professional hairdresser for once.
 
She shouldn't get the stimulus check? Not like in the philosophical sense, but in the 'she doesn't qualify for it' sense. I recall her tugboat getting rejecting and she didn't have any income in 2018. She's 31 so she won't get the mini-dependent-bux either. How is that for goalposts?

Apparently as long as you're not claimed on anyone elses taxes as a dependant and you're a legal resident and over 18, you get a check.
That said, Stephanies parents likely claim her as a dependant so with any luck she won't get a check and we get to hear her squeal like the piggy she is about how its not fair.
 
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