Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
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AbraCadaver said:
I thought his whole life depended on believing the fiction that a gorgeous famous woman would eventually fall for a nobody like him.
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Well, obviously it'll happen to him because he put in effort. What did those other guys do to stand out? Where are their fruits?

Writing like Russell always makes me want to scrub myself.
 
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AnOminous said:
Can you imagine the Greer-sized chimpout if any media outlet ever actually did an accurate story about him and what a piece of utter shit he is?
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Oh, it would be glorious. He'd threaten to sue for slander, someone would tell him if it's true, it's not slander, and he'd dismiss that. It would be funny if the station let it go to court so all of Russ's shenanigans would be a matter of public record. Then he'd lose and spend years fuming.
 
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AnOminous said:
Can you imagine the Greer-sized chimpout if any media outlet ever actually did an accurate story about him and what a piece of utter shit he is?
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I feel like after he's dead or in jail there will be a Netflix show about him. I don't know if a Making A Murderer/Tiger King docu-series would be better or a pure reenactment story because then you'd get to watch him get owned by the judge from the AG trial. Stylized accounts of what happened according to his book. Filler eps can just be one of the few dozen times he's had to move to a new place.
 
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RustyNail(her) said:
I feel like after he's dead or in jail there will be a Netflix show about him. I don't know if a Making A Murderer/Tiger King docu-series would be better or a pure reenactment story because then you'd get to watch him get owned by the judge from the AG trial. Stylized accounts of what happened according to his book. Filler eps can just be one of the few dozen times he's had to move to a new place.
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“Making a Mouth: The imaginary plights of sexual harasser Russell Greer”
 
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RustyNail(her) said:
I feel like after he's dead or in jail there will be a Netflix show about him. I don't know if a Making A Murderer/Tiger King docu-series would be better or a pure reenactment story because then you'd get to watch him get owned by the judge from the AG trial. Stylized accounts of what happened according to his book. Filler eps can just be one of the few dozen times he's had to move to a new place.
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It's just a scene-by-scene reenactment of his book with "THIS IS WHAT RUSSELL REALLY BELIEVES" at the bottom of the screen
 
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RustyNail(her) said:
I feel like after he's dead or in jail there will be a Netflix show about him. I don't know if a Making A Murderer/Tiger King docu-series would be better or a pure reenactment story because then you'd get to watch him get owned by the judge from the AG trial. Stylized accounts of what happened according to his book. Filler eps can just be one of the few dozen times he's had to move to a new place.
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Isn't that show You about a stalker? I could imagine something like that for Russ, a case study into how delusion, fantasy, and entitlement send someone into a downward spiral that destroys their life and friendships while they blame everyone but themselves. They'd have to use quite a bit of tact when making it though, they'd have to make it clear he deserves no sympathy. It'd have to be a documentary though, with commentary telling viewers about all the awful things he does and says. It would be hard to make a movie based on Russell because his actions are so insane that he'd be too hard to believe as a character. They couldn't even base a one-off episode of SVU on Russell because a character like him would be too absurd to be believable. You literally can't write a character as bizarre and horrible as Russell, audiences would consider it too unrealistic that anyone would think this way, yet he does.
 
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DarkAlien said:
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Uh, Russ, why is your bass clef at full rest in both measures? Russ brings me out of lurking. Even in modern pop music, people write out the damn bass clef. It gives your music a fuller sound. Even when he's writing music, he pisses me off. This explains why his music sounds like wallpaper. Example of a modern pop song and note the bass clef measures.
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RustyNail(her) said:
I feel like after he's dead or in jail there will be a Netflix show about him. I don't know if a Making A Murderer/Tiger King docu-series would be better or a pure reenactment story because then you'd get to watch him get owned by the judge from the AG trial. Stylized accounts of what happened according to his book. Filler eps can just be one of the few dozen times he's had to move to a new place.
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Does someone really have to wait until he's dead or in jail? I'm sure a Kiwi could talk Russ into letting them make a documentary or a docu-drama on his life for Netflix. You just need to tell him it would get him into "The Biz".
 
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SojuDrnkr said:
Does someone really have to wait until he's dead or in jail? I'm sure a Kiwi could talk Russ into letting them make a documentary or a docu-drama on his life for Netflix. You just need to tell him it would get him into "The Biz".
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Russ is exactly the kind of idiot who lets themselves be duped by sleezy showbiz producers. He would never even entertain the idea of hiring a lawyer to look at the contract, he's a paralegal after all!
 
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break these cuffs said:
Russ is exactly the kind of idiot who lets themselves be duped by sleezy showbiz producers. He would never even entertain the idea of hiring a lawyer to look at the contract, he's a paralegal after all!
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He's a "super cool" "studly" paralegal with a college degree.

A WOO HOO HOO!
A WOO HOO HOO!
 
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Semaj Blog said:
Uh, Russ, why is your bass clef at full rest in both measures? Russ brings me out of lurking. Even in modern pop music, people write out the damn bass clef. It gives your music a fuller sound. Even when he's writing music, he pisses me off. This explains why his music sounds like wallpaper. Example of a modern pop song and note the bass clef measures.
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if by 'modern' you mean '25 years old'
 
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