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How autistic do you have to be to be banned from spacebattles?

I guess David Clop is our answer.
Two ways:
1. You spread a wide net and gather minor infractions across the site. A little off topic in the Creative Writing forum here, a little hostility in the politics forum there; and soon you gather enough points to earn a siteban. Points decrease over time though.
2. You do not listen to the generous warnings of the moderators and double down on your bullshit in rapid fashion. Usually the worst this earns you is a threadban. Usually.

There's also being a blatant pedo, but I dunno if our fine OP was involved in that. Long and short of it is autism won't get you banned, just being utterly incapable of taking a fucking hint.
 
Wait, what the fuck? 300 USD on snacks?

300 USD is a 1/3 of what I earn. 140 USD on booze? I can successfully survive on 140 USD for a month, even if I go full tard and eat snacks only. But for a month! BITCH, FOR A MONTH. I...this is amazing.

What can you do with 300 USD for fucking snacks? Do you eat jamon for breakfast? When I have my tard snacking benders I get fucking TIRED of things to eat. What exactly is he eating that costs this fucking much?
And for a few days too.
That's like what 50 of the most expensive chocolates for 300 bucks? And he snarfs those down in fucking days?
Seriously David just buy some meat, keep a spice rack handy, get the essential perishables, and then buy the necessary veggie condiments and you're good to go for like two weeks.

If you're going to be morbidly obese, at the least enjoy a decadent expressway to flavortown instead of a slip-n-slide of comfort eating... iunno whole raw turkies?
 
The uploader of this video has no sense of humor.

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I make $68k, I live with my parents, I have next to no bills, and my dad makes $140k a year, and you know what? Both of us are almost always broke, or next to broke. I drive a fucking Toyota. We live in a duplex where the rent is $1100 a month. Where does all the fucking money go? You tell me I'm rich, but I don't feel rich. I feel average, or below-average. Everything is so damned expensive, that money doesn't go as far as you think. Not when you walk out of a grocery store with $300 in groceries and realize that you're carrying like two bags of snack food that's enough to feed you for a couple days. Everything is just too pricey where I live. It feels like I'm not making any money at all. Like I'm just wasting time that could be spent on something else. Everyone I know needs multiple income streams just to make ends meet. They can't have an arrangement where one of them works and the other does housework. Both them and their significant other are working! Full-time! Just to survive!

First off I do not know how in God's green earth you earn 68k a year and still live with your parents. I understand if you where making shit money, you'd probably get some what of a pass because you need to have at least a 40-45k income as a single person to manage all of that shit, but you make well over that. That is not poverty level, not even close. You can easily manage to have a property, be able to make your monthly utility payments, have a vehicle, and be able to have enough for your own food to boot. Wait a minute $300 in snack food? Come on, no wonder why your weight is troubling, and your so scared of Asian bat AIDS. This is because you live the classic Americano lifestyle, indulging in Doritos, Mountain Dew, and wack off material on a daily basis.

I suggest maybe laying off the refined bullshit and learning how to cook, that will probably save you a lot of money in the long run. I can stretch that amount of money into enough food to last almost a month, and still make sure that my bills are paid. Of course though only reason why I was able to cook like that is because I managed to learn under some very good Chefs, plus my parents where always traditional home cooks, and that is one of the perks growing up poor. Finding ways to stretch out that last fifty bucks in your account to last you until the next payday.

The bo-hoo life isn't fair, why can't shit be cheaper argument purely comes into corporate cocks price fixing, but also because of the element of having a country full of fat asses buying all the fucking food all the time. Like retards like you that buy into the hysterical, WE GOTTA PANIC QUICK BUY ALL THE FUCKING FOOD AND BOOZE.

I don't see how you don't have any savings at this point in your life either, I mean that kinda income you could squirrel away a decent bit of cash. I don't pity you, from that post you're just another silver spoon horse clopper who instead of making excuses for your exceptional behavior, should man up, and change your situation. I don't have any friends or pussy because of x event, we all have tragic events in our lives that change our outlooks. It isn't how much of a victim you are, rather how much of a conqueror you can be by overcoming those things. Making mountains out of mole hills does not help your situation, for that matter perpetually digging yourself further into ridicule so you can have some more pity me points is not an effective measure in life, it's just SAD.
 
300 USD for salami, blue cheese, crackers and bourbon, actually.

Of all the enjoyable shit he can buy, he picks the blandest comfort food.

I'd kind of understand if he was going all-in on hedonism (which would still make me wonder why he's such a doomer) but he can't even degenerate himself in style. 300 USD for cheese, salami and crackers.
You've gotten yourself fat from this much not caring. It's sad really.
 
I had to convert $300 to au ($468 and that's like... Three or four weeks of groceries. I earn half of what he does on a mortgage plus strata & utilities but he has problems making ends meet?

And the alcohol... How can he drink that much alcohol, and why? I can understand a drink or two at functions. Even the odd beer at dinner isn't the best idea but still understandable. But that much? Fuck corona chan he should get his liver checked

I bags this thread get turned into a doomer thread for liver cancer instead. That's serious business. Maybe if someone got OP to read some articles on how the liver is fucking important he'd lay off the booze.
 
300 USD for salami, blue cheese, crackers and bourbon, actually.

Of all the enjoyable shit he can buy, he picks the blandest comfort food.

I'd kind of understand if he was going all-in on hedonism (which would still make me wonder why he's such a doomer) but he can't even degenerate himself in style. 300 USD for cheese, salami and crackers.
You've gotten yourself fat from this much not caring. It's sad really.
He has the classic deathfat palette. Amberlynn does the same thing with indulging in the blandest foods. The only difference is Al likes to eat rice, dry chicken, and multiple packs of ramen. I bet this guy has little sense of taste, and therefore doesn’t stay satisfied, which would explain the $300 spent on snacks. I wonder if this guy is pushing 400 pounds? The only other people I’ve heard of spending $300 on snacks were Jay and Corissa, and both of them are at least 400 pounds each. Can OP confirm weight?
 
He gets his kicks on spreading doom and misery. There are quite a few people like him right now, who are emotional dark holes, getting off on people's fear. This one just happens to be an obese tranny-to-be.
I dunno if that's the right assessment of him. If he got off on fear, he wouldn't keep posting because nobody is really biting. He's after something far out of reach, I think.

All this talk of sources and "oh you can't use my ponyfucking against me, that's a fallacy" speaks of somebody more or less trained - like a dog - to think and act this way. He doesn't actually understand it, though. There's no goal or victory for him, because if we all agree; then what? The thread just ends in "yep, wu flu gonna fuck us up" and we all go about our quarentine. So he doesn't cite or email PR people to prove a point - this isn't a college and he's not being graded for his sources - he cites because that is what he thinks an impressive argument looks like. And his initial post was positively received at first, but he goes on and on regardless of context. The root of which, I feel, is a cargo cult mentality.


I've been musing recently about how a certain category of lolcow behavior can be better explained this way instead of just "autistic people are dumb as fuck, can't into society, and end up as lolcows as a result". Doesn't offer a real explaination. Something very specific is never understood, despite eagerness to be liked and to be useful to society. OP will probably never get that - for all his sources, and despite the possibility he could be right - nothing he has said online is of any use or value to anyone; and thus he is doomed to be a cow across multiple sites. The doomer autism and ponyfucking were just a catalyst, in my eyes. Cargo cult "gotta act like I'm posting on ZeroHedge, maybe I could be successful if I do" thinking is the real illness. Otherwise nobody would have searched his name on other sites, and he'd have been an autist in private obscurity like the vast majority.
 
He has the classic deathfat palette. Amberlynn does the same thing with indulging in the blandest foods. The only difference is Al likes to eat rice, dry chicken, and multiple packs of ramen. I bet this guy has little sense of taste, and therefore doesn’t stay satisfied, which would explain the $300 spent on snacks. I wonder if this guy is pushing 400 pounds? The only other people I’ve heard of spending $300 on snacks were Jay and Corissa, and both of them are at least 400 pounds each. Can OP confirm weight?
Hey isn't a lack of taste one of the symptoms of covid 19?
 
A fucking Caliper accusing anyone of not having a life is laughable. Literally 99% of the membership here are no-lives, and that includes every single cow who has ever signed up here.
Wow you really think calipers is a sick burn do you? At least the calipers is curvy and useful, you're just a fat autistic pony fucking doomer that spends $300 USD on fucking shitty snacks.

No member of Kiwi Farms has a right to criticize anyone.
Bullshit, no one is beyond criticism here.

First of all, academic dishonesty? You're accusing me of fabrication and plagiarism. Where is your proof of this? I have given due acknowledgement to my sources. I haven't made up anything about this virus at all. I am merely repeating what I've already heard about it and condensing it into a form everyone can read.
So let's see...
- Not understanding what R-sq is
- Not knowing what regression analysis is
- Conflating CFR, RCFR, and RFR
- Appeal to authority
If you honestly think Barron is reputable and some fat black biostatistics teacher's claims are fact, maybe I can get the same treatment.

To debunk means to disprove.

Nobody debunked anything.
Really?
So all the shit debunking your spreadsheet claim is wasted and you won't concede?
Oh I am surprised, I totally expected a fat pony fucking doomer autist that pastes Chinaland Great Wall lengths of autistic drivel to concede. I made those models because I expected David Clop to admit his autism and function as a sane human being, didn't do it because I'm fucking bored and wanted to pour salt into a wound. Boohoo wahwah muh statistics.

If you didn't catch it, that was sarcasm.
 
Dave, as one exceptional individual to another - leave while you still can. You got doxxed and you're now drowning in the sea of piss. This is bad but it's not the end of the world.

Do not attract even more attention as you already have. Trust me, you don't want a permanent stain on your internet record, now forever associated with your true name and address.
You haven't been halaled yet but if you don't reign in on your impulses and need for attention, you actually will be.

A lot of Kiwis are actually not that far away from you in terms of what they are, what they do and even their body fat. But we know when it's time to sow, and time to reap.

Leave while you still can @Drain Todger. I see a lot of myself in you, a lot of choices I could've taken too. Please leave, because you're not doing so good here.

P.S. Stop liking posts, you attention whore and just leave.
 
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Here's a possibility:

Troon Doodger is lying about how much money he makes and how much money he spends.
You see, if he does in fact live with his parents but doesn't actually make that much money, he would have no idea how budgeting works or how far the dollar reaches and/or doesn't reach.
Much akin to how your out-of-state GF's boobies feel like sandbags, this income + lifestyle doesn't add up and seems alien to those of us who actually make money.

Now maybe he did somehow manage to land a job with virtually no education or social skills to speak of, and maybe just maybe he does make 68K a year doing ??? while still living with his parents that dont care about him for ???

Or, again just a possibility, the brony is full of shit.
 
Pack it in, fellas. David super doesn't care. Look at him rolling with the punches. :story:

Also, holy shit. Please tell me you're lying about your income. I'm not here to A-log, I'm just unable to crunch these numbers. You make 68k a year, and live in a duplex with mommy and daddy? Nigger, I make 50k a year and live in a house with my wife while paying for her to go to college full time.

How many anime figurines do you buy while whimpering about how you just can't get ahead? With the absolute state of your life, I would have much more readily believed 18k a year. Good God, you make more than twice as much money as the average American, yet you have to live with mommy and daddy because you can't figure out a budget?

I was going to say you're either exceptional or lying, but on reflection, those two are not mutually exclusive.

By the by, uncle moneybags, as a thoroughly doxed pedophile ponyfag, it would behoove (behoof?) you not to shit all over your plum of a job and your longsuffering co-workers. I showed my wife this thread yesterday, and she said "welp, he's fired." I disagreed, because at that point you'd only exposed yourself as a degenerate. Telling your co workers, who no doubt have to unfuck your mistakes all day long, that they're exceptionals may still not get you fired, but it's not going to improve your comfort level at work.
 
I make $68k, I live with my parents, I have next to no bills, and my dad makes $140k a year, and you know what? Both of us are almost always broke

According to the St. Louis FED, the real median personal per capita income in the USA was 33,706 USD in 2018.
According to the US Census Bureau the per capita income of Witsap Country was 35,826 USD averaged over the last 12 months, median household income was $71,610 USD.

Congratulations.
Not only are you an autistic fatass losing his shit over a nasty respiratory infection with a death rate on par with a novel, nasty strain of flu on a internet forum dedicated to watching spergs sperg, you and your dad earn well above the median and are still "poor" probably thanks to spending habits falling somewhere between an inbred gypsy who just sold half a ton of stolen copper and a ghetto nig who just won the lottery.
 
Here's a possibility:

Troon Doodger is lying about how much money he makes and how much money he spends.
You see, if he does in fact live with his parents but doesn't actually make that much money, he would have no idea how budgeting works or how far the dollar reaches and/or doesn't reach.
Much akin to how your out-of-state GF's boobies feel like sandbags, this income + lifestyle doesn't add up and seems alien to those of us who actually make money.

Now maybe he did somehow manage to land a job with virtually no education or social skills to speak of, and maybe just maybe he does make 68K a year doing ??? while still living with his parents that dont care about him for ???

Or, again just a possibility, the brony is full of shit.
Took a quick trip to Google and here's what I found dated 2015:
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So maybe he's not lying about his income. Hm.
 
All this talk of sources and "oh you can't use my ponyfucking against me, that's a fallacy" speaks of somebody more or less trained - like a dog - to think and act this way. He doesn't actually understand it, though. There's no goal or victory for him, because if we all agree; then what? The thread just ends in "yep, wu flu gonna fuck us up" and we all go about our quarentine.

He missed the Clopper Rule, an analogy to the more general Furry Rule, which is that if you're having an argument and you're a clopper, you lose. I didn't make the rules.
 
-various papers and attempting to dissect them-

Sorry if this is late and sounds possibly disjointed, I typed this up within about half an hour late last night and had to wait until today for my account to get approved.

For one, NCBI is a database of papers, it's good for finding papers, but it isn't ACTUALLY a journal in and of itself, the journal in question with the first link is PLOS One, which is as far as I've heard personally it's okay as a journal? But it's certainly no Nature in terms of reputation and clout. This is just me correcting your statement about it being in the NCBI database, which isn't really indicative of anything in terms of actual quality.
Looking at the abstract of a paper simply isn't good enough, while the results section of the abstract mention histopathologic changes in the lungs, it is still best to look at the part in the actual results section that is being referred to.

We can see mentions in the conclusion that there are other studies contradicting the results of this study with regards to vector vaccines for the S protein, suggesting that this presentation may generate a response in which sensitization and by extension, immunopathology, does not occur. This was achieved using a VEE (Venezuelan equine encephalitis) vector containing the S gene (basically inserting the CoV Spike protein encoding gene into another virus). The paper even shows this as a nice little table at the very end too, this is why gleaming an abstract is a terrible thing to do, there can be evidence contradicting the evidence in other reports. In this case citation 15 is the paper in question.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16476986

Vaccines are also hilariously difficult to make and get approved, you need to find a balance among many different factors, you want an immune response, but not too intense of one, but you also need it to linger long enough that boosters don't have to come often, it's a tough thing and the primary funders are governments and they're stingy as fuck. The vaccine strain of the disease I work on has no less than three mutations in genes critical for infection, as an example.

The second Nature article you linked also defeats your point, look at the second-to-last paragraph. In it, it states that while CoV-2 can infect T lymphocytes (much like MERS-CoV can!), it fails to replicate in them and eventually degrades, the same occurs with PBMCs (peripheral blood mononucleic cells, jargon for lymphocytes and monocytes). If this was not the case and it was actually capable of infecting T lymphocytes, you would then see AIDS-like effects in CoV-2 (it is well known that HIV targets Th cells, a group of T lymphocytes), but you don't.

Infecting cells is all well and good, but if it just gets stuck in there and fails to replicate, the damage will come primarily from the immune system as infected cells may flag themselves as infected. Why this happens in some cells and not others is a massive topic as a whole and it's not something I'm well-versed in so I wouldn't want to spout anything off there that may end up being misinformed.

From how I'm personally looking at this, in severe cases patients are primarily harmed by cytokine storms shown through massive elevation in pro-inflammatory cytokines. As mentioned in the second paper there are strategies trialled to dampen this damaging response. The paper also states that this is suggestive, but as this is still very recent research it isn't truly conclusive. It may also be indicative of a severe infection resulting in a massive immune response, they are in severe stages of infection after all.

This isn't my area of research personally, I do genetics for another disease, and quite frankly this is mostly me bothering to look beyond the abstract and looking at citations of interest (something I learned thoroughly in uni).
I would enjoy going through this big document of yours for the sole purpose of ripping into it, but I'm quite frankly busy at the moment so this post in itself may look rushed, and I won't have the time to make responses past this post especially since I may get called in as a CoV-2 researcher at my lab and I have other work to do in the meantime.
 
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