"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[The Dude]

Fuck, is he still trying to make that happen?

He will still use Izzy as shorthand for his fake-ass tranny name, but I think he finally dropped the "Hell" part because we mocked him relentlessly about it.

b-cuz dats 4 niggos

I'd pay to see Phil try to lisp and lip-smack his way through trying to talk like "urban youth". Especially if he were trying to talk to said urban youths. "Yo my fellow niggas! What it is? Look here, Blood, I ain't one of those jive-ass honkeys! Dig? I'm a light-skinned negro and shit!" Only with a lot more faggy lisping and lip smacking that I'm too lazy to add.

 

[KiwiJoe]

Makes me wonder does anyone have a quick timeline of what ADF's 'phases' so far? Its hard to keep track of it.
Like I known he went from the Naruto fandom, cosplaying as Sasuke, then he came out as 'trans' and cosplayed as Sakura, then became a Hetaliafag and cosplayed as Red China or something but after that I'm lost.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Makes me wonder does anyone have a quick timeline of what ADF's 'phases' so far? Its hard to keep track of it.
Like I known he went from the Naruto fandom, cosplaying as Sasuke, then he came out as 'trans' and cosplayed as Sakura, then became a Hetaliafag and cosplayed as Red China or something but after that I'm lost.

There's a good "Introduction to ADF" thread in Spergatory that covers them all in order. They'd be quite hard to timeline as they basically line up with Phil's current autistic special interest, which means a lot of them overlap and blend together.

 

[UncleTusky]

Makes me wonder does anyone have a quick timeline of what ADF's 'phases' so far? Its hard to keep track of it.
Like I known he went from the Naruto fandom, cosplaying as Sasuke, then he came out as 'trans' and cosplayed as Sakura, then became a Hetaliafag and cosplayed as Red China or something but after that I'm lost.

There's a good "Introduction to ADF" thread in Spergatory that covers them all in order. They'd be quite hard to timeline as they basically line up with Phil's current autistic special interest, which means a lot of them overlap and blend together.

Here's the Intro to ADF thread and here's the Phil FAQ Thread.

@wagglyplacebo or some other mod, could we add these links to the OP since there's not a standalone Phil forum anymore?

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Makes me wonder does anyone have a quick timeline of what ADF's 'phases' so far? Its hard to keep track of it.
Like I known he went from the Naruto fandom, cosplaying as Sasuke, then he came out as 'trans' and cosplayed as Sakura, then became a Hetaliafag and cosplayed as Red China or something but after that I'm lost.

Does he live in a fantasy world and suffer from autism like Chris? Sounds like it.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Does he live in a fantasy world and suffer from autism like Chris? Sounds like it.

Autism?! Phil?! That's preposterous.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Autism?! Phil?! That's preposterous.

Australatina is real, dammit, yaoi district and all!

 

[Syaoran Li]

Does he live in a fantasy world and suffer from autism like Chris? Sounds like it.

He does have autism but it's slightly less severe than Chris's condition was. However, Phil's autism is compounded by his fetal alcohol syndrome and the fact he's just a horrible person.

As far as we know, Phil didn't have some of the developmental issues Chris had, like being mute when he was a small child.

As for "living in a fantasy world"...he does have his own imaginary land of Australatina. But as far as anyone knows, he hasn't gone full dimensional merge like Chris eventually did with CWCville.

Honestly, I don't remember any mention of Australatina from Phil after Summer 2018, just before he took the grisly photos to claim he actually got the surgery.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He does have autism but it's slightly less severe than Chris's condition was. However, Phil's autism is compounded by his fetal alcohol syndrome and the fact he's just a horrible person.

As far as we know, Phil didn't have some of the developmental issues Chris had, like being mute when he was a small child.

As for "living in a fantasy world"...he does have his own imaginary land of Australatina. But as far as anyone knows, he hasn't gone full dimensional merge like Chris eventually did with CWCville.

Honestly, I don't remember any mention of Australatina from Phil after Summer 2018, just before he took the grisly photos to claim he actually got the surgery.

I recall a couple, notably he said he was naming a street after Dr Doge. On the whole, though, he seems to have abandoned every part of his identity that’s not compatible with being a badass post-apocalyptic urban warrior. So no Daddy Rape Day, no imaginary country, no disability. He’s also been a lot quieter about being Latinx, possibly because his current crowd are less likely to tolerate a privileged white guy who can’t pronounce his own Spanish name.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I think in a way, Phil may like this coronapanic.

It's like an apocalyptic scenario where he can be a "super soldier," but one where there's still basic utilities and supplies (sans TP which he likely never uses anyway).

 

[KiwiJoe]

Aww damn, my last post was deleted. Sorry about that.

I guess a better statement from me is;
I wonder what would ADF be like if he had never been 'found and trolled' before?
IIRC, he was discovered by a bunch of guys in SomethingAwful and 4chan who were browsing though some DeviantArt cringe and they stumbled across him.

In this hypothetical scenario where by luck he never was 'found by the internet' and became a obscure enough lolcow at the beginning, do you think would he would still be doing his DA antics and never ended up becoming the way he is today? I do know 'cyberbullying induced troonery' is a thing after all and it makes me think.

 

[The Dude]

Aww damn, my last post was deleted. Sorry about that.

I guess a better statement from me is;
I wonder what would ADF be like if he had never been 'found and trolled' before?
IIRC, he was discovered by a bunch of guys in SomethingAwful and 4chan who were browsing though some DeviantArt cringe and they stumbled across him.

In this hypothetical scenario where by luck he never was 'found by the internet' and became a obscure enough lolcow at the beginning, do you think would he would still be doing his DA antics and never ended up becoming the way he is today? I do know 'cyberbullying induced troonery' is a thing after all and it makes me think.

I think Phil would have more or less followed the same path that he did and would be in a similar living situation. He might not have gone as far into troonery or his militant Lefty moonbat bullshit, but I think he would have largely made the same choices in his life. A lot of the life choices he's made have been fairly removed from the internet's influence.

 

[KiwiJoe]

I think Phil would have more or less followed the same path that he did and would be in a similar living situation. He might not have gone as far into troonery or his militant Lefty moonbat bullshit, but I think he would have largely made the same choices in his life. A lot of the life choices he's made have been fairly removed from the internet's influence.

Quite the opposite of Chris in that regard? Whereas Chris was at least influenced by interaction on the internet by a fair bit, ADF is kind've different where most of his changes were of his own will?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Quite the opposite of Chris in that regard? Whereas Chris was at least influenced by interaction on the internet by a fair bit, ADF is kind've different where most of his changes were of his own will?

Chris was trolled, actively. It was a game to see what he would believe, what he could be made to do.

Phil, on the other hand, essentially volunteered to do the vast majority of stuff he did. Most Phil "sagas" followed this pattern:

Phil: "I'm gonna do the thing, and you can't stop me!"

Internet: "Doing the thing is a bad idea."

Phil: "I did the thing, and it's your fault for making me!"

 

[The Dude]

Quite the opposite of Chris in that regard? Whereas Chris was at least influenced by interaction on the internet by a fair bit, ADF is kind've different where most of his changes were of his own will?

More or less, yeah. With Chris the trolls seemed to play a bigger role in his life and had more of an impact. He had a lot more interaction with trolls than Phil did and they seemed to influence his behavior and decisions more. Hell, Chris became a tranny all because a troll told him he needed to "get in touch with his feminine side more". I think Chris being a lonely shut-in was a major factor in this.

But Phil never seemed to be as influenced by the trolls, especially in the beginning. It wasn't until the latter half of the "houseless" saga that Phil really started to dance like a grinder monkey in response to the trolls, and that was when he was really starting to be socially isolated and lonely. He always at least had a few real friends in his life. He would always happily point to the trolls for attention and ass-pats, but he rarely directly addressed them or engaged with them, and there weren't many elaborate trolling schemes against him. Since he more or less had a relatively normal life compared to Chris with genuine friendships and social groups and he was far more independent than Chris, I think his life would have gone down a similar path.

ETA
What do you fellers anticipate Phil blowing his CoronaBux on? A shiny new tard tattoo? Some new mall ninja weapons from BudK? All the artesian hippie pizza and cheese that he can stuff in his fat pork hole? More AnTardfa merch made in Communist sweat shops and sold by capitalists?

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

What do you fellers anticipate Phil blowing his CoronaBux on?

A rope and a chair, if there's any justice in the world.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

A rope and a chair, if there's any justice in the world.

Phil can't even tie his shoes, let alone a noose. (Why do you think that he didn't take his boots off for months at a time? He needed someone to tie his shoes for him after he put them back on, and he usually didn't have anyone.)

 

[The Dude]

A rope and a chair, if there's any justice in the world.

Phil is too cowardly to off himself. Even living a miserable, isolated existence as a social pariah with no meaning, direction, or substance in his life, Phil will never willingly end it. He's either too chicken-shit or too stupid. Probably both.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Phil can't even tie his shoes, let alone a noose. (Why do you think that he didn't take his boots off for months at a time? He needed someone to tie his shoes for him after he put them back on, and he usually didn't have anyone.)

A handgun and one bullet, then? Even Philip could manage that.

 

[Positron]

A handgun and one bullet, then? Even Philip could manage that.

No. We've repeatedly explained why Phil can't possibly get a gun, legally or illegally.