Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Apparently as long as you're not claimed on anyone elses taxes as a dependant and you're a legal resident and over 18, you get a check.
That said, Stephanies parents likely claim her as a dependant so with any luck she won't get a check and we get to hear her squeal like the piggy she is about how its not fair.

Everything I've read has said that you have to have filed taxes in 2018/2019
 
Staph: "sometimes I wonder about the cishet guys who lusted after me in high school--"

To be fair the kind of guys who would have lusted after Staph in hs have probably necked themselves by now.
Or they're on a list and living in that one trailer park in Florida for being attracted to Downsy 10yo boys, I guess.
 
Staph: "sometimes I wonder about the cishet guys who lusted after me in high school--"

To be fair the kind of guys who would have lusted after Staph in hs have probably necked themselves by now.
Or they're on a list and living in that one trailer park in Florida for being attracted to Downsy 10yo boys, I guess.
>Implying they actually lusted after her and weren't just staring because they wondered why she smelled like she never bathed.
 
>Implying they actually lusted after her and weren't just staring because they wondered why she smelled like she never bathed.

"Lusted" after her, huh?
I thought she would have been way too busy being "bullied" to the point of PTSD to notice any boys lusting after her.
I'm calling bullshit; no male of any species has EVER lusted after Sappy. It's just not possible....
 
"Lusted" after her, huh?
I thought she would have been way too busy being "bullied" to the point of PTSD to notice any boys lusting after her.
I'm calling bullshit; no male of any species has EVER lusted after Sappy. It's just not possible....
Nobody of any of the 75 genders has ever lusted after Staph.
 
Everything I've read has said that you have to have filed taxes in 2018/2019
People who get certain kinds of aid qualify. Some do receive a 1099 and many of them do not file taxes. Others do not, and they have to apply through the IRS website. I’m not sure about people who don’t work or get aid, or people who get the kind of state aid staph gets.
 
...utterly exceptional. As always.
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I love this post, only Staph could have made it. Calling out to [insert minority -plus qualifier here] and [insert good intention here] followed immediately by [sentence that completely contradicts her perceived intended action in the beginning of the post]
 
I like how she always indirectly speak to Kiwifarmers after she read here. So brave of you Stephanie :semperfidelis:
I wish she'd just come here directly. She wouldn't have to keep clogging up her Mastodon with logs of every single bad thing she the ebil kiwifarms has done that week and exposing all her crap to people just passing by for anyone to dig deeper into.
 
Bit spergy but this kind of annoys me due to having thick, unmanageable hair: Steph, you're hair isn't thick at all. Speaking as someone with pain in the ass hair learning to find which shampoos work best is essential and necessary because you need to wash your hair you filthy, filthy troglodyte. It's basic fucking hygeine. If someone with wavy hair thicker than a Vietnamese jungle can find shampoo that works, then there is no excuse for you. Also bowl cuts aren't flattering on anyone, try looking for pics of women with pixie cuts and going to a professional hairdresser for once.

Also, the things that make her feel not like a girl are things like... having short hair. The floppy titties are fine, though.
 
The complete lack of self-awareness Staph has perplexes me, they literally spout the same rhetoric and lack of empathy as a 14 year old boy, even type like one, and yet she's a 31 year old woman with a master's degree. Lord have Mercy (:_( how can you complain online about your elderly father crying, let alone because of your mother having a cancer diagnosis? how can someone like that feel they have been lusted over, ever? I've been watching this thread for at least a year, and it remains an endless stream of the same thing. maybe the demons and ghosts she claims to invoke and communicate with took her soul
 
"Lusted" after her, huh?
I thought she would have been way too busy being "bullied" to the point of PTSD to notice any boys lusting after her.
I'm calling bullshit; no male of any species has EVER lusted after Sappy. It's just not possible....

You can still be bullied and have people, including your tormentors, want to fuck you.

I love this post, only Staph could have made it. Calling out to [insert minority -plus qualifier here] and [insert good intention here] followed immediately by [sentence that completely contradicts her perceived intended action in the beginning of the post]

"I'll take suggestions from minorities on what to do with my check, but not minorities from a website I don't like. Because they're fascists and they should die."
 
I have yet to see her successfully and civilly talk to a "POC" online. Every time she does she goes apeshit and calls that person of color a nazi, fascist or white supremacist for not being her kind of poc.

Every. Time.

Well there was that one super duper official trans black lady or something who she claimed she was friends with or something, wasn't there? Of course, the only context we ever knew about her in was Staph trying to throw her under the bus by offering her up as a 'if you wanna hassle a trans person try THIS ONE' instead of her. Idk, it's been a while.

...also small side note, the phrase 'staph infection' came up in actual literal usage in a different thread I was reading and my brain automatically read it as our womb wizard. Was very jarring for a moment.
 
Well there was that one super duper official trans black lady or something who she claimed she was friends with or something, wasn't there? Of course, the only context we ever knew about her in was Staph trying to throw her under the bus by offering her up as a 'if you wanna hassle a trans person try THIS ONE' instead of her. Idk, it's been a while.
Would this be the same black woman who told Staph that only white people are theythems and only white people have panic attacks?
 
Would this be the same black woman who told Staph that only white people are theythems and only white people have panic attacks?
Nope, the black transwoman she tried to throw under the bus was Kiara St. James, a relatively well known activist for transgender and HIV+ help organizations. Stephanie specifically called her a coworker (they were not coworkers) and claimed that Kiara was fatter than her (she is not).
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Things that make people a lolcow, according to KF: being absolutely, monumentally retarded in every single possible way, consistently enough to ring laughs out of it

Things that fit this bill, according to Stephanie: being black, being transgender, having an auto-immune disease, being chubby, being an actual activist

EDIT: While digging so far back to find this, I also found this gem
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Where, upon being confronted with the fact that hounding a woman for several hours for saying she wouldn't fuck you isn't very aroace of her, Stephanie responds with "That didn't happen, she's in the wrong for saying she'd never date me!!!!"

I love golden oldies from this thread
 
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