Artcow Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas / SweetBeans99 - Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's

I honestly don't really think the initial comic is that bad without context, plenty or protagonists do bad things for comedic value, the issue is where it integrates into the online culture which Mallorie is a part of and tacitly endorsed. She and all her sjw buddies were perfectly comfortable when it was someone else getting scourged and crucified for an edgy joke but now it's beginning to bite them them in the ass that they can't make a slightly edgy jokes either.

Almost like they didn't think it through.
Yeah, if she hadn't added the "be crimes, do gay" caption, it wouldn't have been that problematic and could've been written off as fiction.
 
Yeah, if she hadn't added the "be crimes, do gay" caption, it wouldn't have been that problematic and could've been written off as fiction.
Plus, it's a pattern of behavior.

He already got a lot of flack for making a comic where the main character is happy that Pewdiepie got robbed, so also making a comic where the main character nonchalantly shoplifts while also seemingly endorsing it in the tweet makes him seem like a bad person.

Especially since the character seems to be a self insert with events that really happened.
 
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Not gonna lie if it wasnt for the cock I'd fuck that (Don't you hate when a really good piece of porn is ruined by futa?

Also get a load of this hot take

"They attack her because they have no connection to the actual working class. "

:story:

Or maybe entire workforces have been laid off due to excess shrinkage.

This whole article reads like it was written by one of her white knights.
 
holy shit thats a long ass of a read

can we get 1. an archive/screenshots so we dont give em traction for every single person who wants to read it
and 2. a TL;DR? some bullet points?

cheers

tl;dr

"anti-Semitic YouTuber PewDiePie"

You pretty much have the whole article or at least up to the point anyone sensible should stop reading.
 
holy shit thats a long ass of a read

can we get 1. an archive/screenshots so we dont give em traction for every single person who wants to read it
and 2. a TL;DR? some bullet points?

cheers

  • Mallorie is gay/trans/stupid and has been a victim before
  • New Guy meme had her attacked by “anti-Semetic YouTuber PewDiePie”
  • Mallorie's begging portal was hit
  • If you're gay you should support Mallorie
  • Criticism of Mallorie is bootlicking and cryptofacism
  • Ends with delusions of the internet supporting Mallorie
  • Begging links
 
holy shit thats a long ass of a read

can we get 1. an archive/screenshots so we dont give em traction for every single person who wants to read it
and 2. a TL;DR? some bullet points?

cheers
Text of the Article

"Mallorie Jessica Udischas, a.k.a. SweetBeans99, is no stranger to targeted harassment campaigns by the alt-right and fake leftist bootlickers. As a prominent non-binary (she/her/they/them) gay artist, she’s had slings and arrows thrown her way before. Now as 2020 enters the second quarter it looks like she’s being hit again, this time even worse.

The year of 2020 began with her being attacked for her New Guy comic, where she took joy in seeing anti-Semitic YouTuber PewDiePie robbed. His fans objected so they mobbed her. Now many of those same reprobates are clutching their pearls and accusing her of “supporting shoplifting.” In question is a new three-part comic she released starring one of her original characters getting art block, going to an art store based on major national chain Blick’s, stealing supplies, and returning home without consequence.

A lot of the reactions to her drawings have consisted of awful art replies. One promoted Hobby Lobby, the infamous anti-LGBT group that has funded ISIS. Another compares her to literal Nazi comic artist Stonetoss. There are even pornographic takes on the comic, where the main character — a stand-in for the artist — is explicitly raped in “revenge” for her actions. That’s made even worse by the common knowledge that Mallorie is both trans and a lesbian, making her being violated by male characters an explicit transphobic and homophobic attack, with corrective rape mixed in. I’ve chosen not to link to these to avoid giving the bigots who made them free publicity.

Most of this toxicity is similar to the reaction against New Guy, which also had response art themed around violence against women, rape threats against the artist, and overt white supremacist views. However, this time, the attacks have done far more damage. Mallorie’s Ko-Fi — a major source of funds since she’s become a full-time artist — has been mass flagged and shut down. Hopefully this is only temporary.

Most of the criticisms are aimed at how the comic appears to endorse shoplifting. This misses the comic’s resolution. At the end of the comic, the main character is left still unsure what to do. The theft and excursion did nothing to address the real issue: art block. (A feeling a writer can easily understand.) As Mallorie herself says, “She’s a character who wanted something, made a flawed choice, then didn’t get what she was looking for in the end. It’s not glorifying or condemning at all. It’s just showing a thing that happens.”

Separate from this is the necessary debate on the ethics of shoplifting. As one reader commented, “Stealing from big chains is praxis,” to which Mallorie agreed. People tried arguing that employees would be fired if people stole — but that doesn’t happen. As Mallorie said, “I’ve worked retail most of my life. Nobody gets fired because a rando stole merch.”

At stores like Dillard’s, Harbor Freight Tools, Fry’s, and other major chains, employees are specifically instructed not to confront shoplifters. Retail workers are fired for stopping theft, not for having it happen under their watch. It shows how none of the critics of Mallorie’s comic have themselves worked in retail. They attack her because they have no connection to the actual working class. It proves their inherent bad faith and makes a mockery of any attempts at “discourse” with them.

But as Mallorie herself has said, it’s not the alt-right going after her that has her the most saddened. It’s “the queer folks and cartoonists and so-called progressive who are pouring the gasoline here.” She summarizes what happened thusly: “Literal Nazis started a coordinated harassment campaign and many folks had to have a discourse tearing each other apart coming up with ‘valid criticism’ against me and my little comic like this kid [sp] of shit hasn’t led to the suicide of others in the past.”

Quinton Reviews, for example, started out supporting her and liked the comic. He then backtracked shortly after, bootlicking to the public when the heat got too much. Proof that his support for LGBT comic creators only goes as far as he doesn’t get any criticism for it. Alternate History Hub mocked Mallorie outright, writing, “‘I live in a comfortable bubble and got away with crimes in my suburban neighborhood. Haha aint [sp] that progressive and quirky.’” He also claimed — falsely — that “stealing stuff isnt [sp] some political action.”


One of the worst art responses — so offensive it’s worth replicating here to marvel at its horror — comes from cryptofascist SqrlyJack. Their piece is nominally intended to be a show of support for Sweetbeans99, but on closer inspection, this falls apart. They twist the original character of the comic into a twisted demonic parody, clearly mocking Sweetbeans99 in the process. They clad the main character proclaiming Mallorie’s innocence in a Nazi uniform.

In the image, you can see a clear alt-right meme: Xi Jinping portrayed as Winnie the Pooh. This meme originated in China from anti-Communists. In the west, it was popularized by the alt-right as a way to mock President Xi in support of Trump. Using Winnie the Pooh as a reference to Xi Jinping is a racist dog whistle.

SqrlyJack has prior involvement with QuQu on a podcast. QuQu is a well-known leader of the “alt-furry” movement. Those are furries who support fascism and endorse committing violence against citizen groups like ANTIFA, BAMN, and the DSA. SqrlyJack is clearly a cryptofascist — likely with ties to 4chan — creating propaganda that they claim supports communism but in fact is designed to subvert and mock it.

The good news is that despite the targeted harassment from the alt-right and people on the left revealing themselves as bootlickers, the comic itself has been a success for Mallorie. As of the time of this writing, it has over 15,000 likes, 2000 retweets, and around 3,700 comments. Any attempt the Nazis made to “ratio” her failed utterly, as the Internet overwhelmingly supported her comic and its message.

What can you do to help? Mallorie’s Patreon is still alive and well. You can sign up there to support her in these trying times. You can also follow her on Twitter and like her page on Facebook.

“Be crimes, do gay.”"

End Quote

TL;DR

Mallorie Dindu Nuffin

Gays are a monolithic group that should support each other no matter the context

Muh toxicity

She's being attacked because she's trans

Everyone attacking her is a fascist

Shrinkage is a Myth

The whole "hurr durr Its fiction so she doesnt actually support it" Despite the fact that the character is an author insert which implies that it reflects her actual views

Despite the fact that she's getting memed to Kingdom Come and is considered a laughing stock she still won
 
Text of the Article

"Mallorie Jessica Udischas, a.k.a. SweetBeans99, is no stranger to targeted harassment campaigns by the alt-right and fake leftist bootlickers. As a prominent non-binary (she/her/they/them) gay artist, she’s had slings and arrows thrown her way before. Now as 2020 enters the second quarter it looks like she’s being hit again, this time even worse.

The year of 2020 began with her being attacked for her New Guy comic, where she took joy in seeing anti-Semitic YouTuber PewDiePie robbed. His fans objected so they mobbed her. Now many of those same reprobates are clutching their pearls and accusing her of “supporting shoplifting.” In question is a new three-part comic she released starring one of her original characters getting art block, going to an art store based on major national chain Blick’s, stealing supplies, and returning home without consequence.

A lot of the reactions to her drawings have consisted of awful art replies. One promoted Hobby Lobby, the infamous anti-LGBT group that has funded ISIS. Another compares her to literal Nazi comic artist Stonetoss. There are even pornographic takes on the comic, where the main character — a stand-in for the artist — is explicitly raped in “revenge” for her actions. That’s made even worse by the common knowledge that Mallorie is both trans and a lesbian, making her being violated by male characters an explicit transphobic and homophobic attack, with corrective rape mixed in. I’ve chosen not to link to these to avoid giving the bigots who made them free publicity.

Most of this toxicity is similar to the reaction against New Guy, which also had response art themed around violence against women, rape threats against the artist, and overt white supremacist views. However, this time, the attacks have done far more damage. Mallorie’s Ko-Fi — a major source of funds since she’s become a full-time artist — has been mass flagged and shut down. Hopefully this is only temporary.

Most of the criticisms are aimed at how the comic appears to endorse shoplifting. This misses the comic’s resolution. At the end of the comic, the main character is left still unsure what to do. The theft and excursion did nothing to address the real issue: art block. (A feeling a writer can easily understand.) As Mallorie herself says, “She’s a character who wanted something, made a flawed choice, then didn’t get what she was looking for in the end. It’s not glorifying or condemning at all. It’s just showing a thing that happens.”

Separate from this is the necessary debate on the ethics of shoplifting. As one reader commented, “Stealing from big chains is praxis,” to which Mallorie agreed. People tried arguing that employees would be fired if people stole — but that doesn’t happen. As Mallorie said, “I’ve worked retail most of my life. Nobody gets fired because a rando stole merch.”

At stores like Dillard’s, Harbor Freight Tools, Fry’s, and other major chains, employees are specifically instructed not to confront shoplifters. Retail workers are fired for stopping theft, not for having it happen under their watch. It shows how none of the critics of Mallorie’s comic have themselves worked in retail. They attack her because they have no connection to the actual working class. It proves their inherent bad faith and makes a mockery of any attempts at “discourse” with them.

But as Mallorie herself has said, it’s not the alt-right going after her that has her the most saddened. It’s “the queer folks and cartoonists and so-called progressive who are pouring the gasoline here.” She summarizes what happened thusly: “Literal Nazis started a coordinated harassment campaign and many folks had to have a discourse tearing each other apart coming up with ‘valid criticism’ against me and my little comic like this kid [sp] of shit hasn’t led to the suicide of others in the past.”

Quinton Reviews, for example, started out supporting her and liked the comic. He then backtracked shortly after, bootlicking to the public when the heat got too much. Proof that his support for LGBT comic creators only goes as far as he doesn’t get any criticism for it. Alternate History Hub mocked Mallorie outright, writing, “‘I live in a comfortable bubble and got away with crimes in my suburban neighborhood. Haha aint [sp] that progressive and quirky.’” He also claimed — falsely — that “stealing stuff isnt [sp] some political action.”


One of the worst art responses — so offensive it’s worth replicating here to marvel at its horror — comes from cryptofascist SqrlyJack. Their piece is nominally intended to be a show of support for Sweetbeans99, but on closer inspection, this falls apart. They twist the original character of the comic into a twisted demonic parody, clearly mocking Sweetbeans99 in the process. They clad the main character proclaiming Mallorie’s innocence in a Nazi uniform.

In the image, you can see a clear alt-right meme: Xi Jinping portrayed as Winnie the Pooh. This meme originated in China from anti-Communists. In the west, it was popularized by the alt-right as a way to mock President Xi in support of Trump. Using Winnie the Pooh as a reference to Xi Jinping is a racist dog whistle.

SqrlyJack has prior involvement with QuQu on a podcast. QuQu is a well-known leader of the “alt-furry” movement. Those are furries who support fascism and endorse committing violence against citizen groups like ANTIFA, BAMN, and the DSA. SqrlyJack is clearly a cryptofascist — likely with ties to 4chan — creating propaganda that they claim supports communism but in fact is designed to subvert and mock it.

The good news is that despite the targeted harassment from the alt-right and people on the left revealing themselves as bootlickers, the comic itself has been a success for Mallorie. As of the time of this writing, it has over 15,000 likes, 2000 retweets, and around 3,700 comments. Any attempt the Nazis made to “ratio” her failed utterly, as the Internet overwhelmingly supported her comic and its message.

What can you do to help? Mallorie’s Patreon is still alive and well. You can sign up there to support her in these trying times. You can also follow her on Twitter and like her page on Facebook.

“Be crimes, do gay.”"

End Quote

TL;DR

Mallorie Dindu Nuffin

Gays are a monolithic group that should support each other no matter the context

Muh toxicity

She's being attacked because she's trans

Everyone attacking her is a fascist

Shrinkage is a Myth

The whole "hurr durr Its fiction so she doesnt actually support it" Despite the fact that the character is an author insert which implies that it reflects her actual views

Despite the fact that she's getting memed to Kingdom Come and is considered a laughing stock she still won

article content and lack of citation aside, this article reads like my shitty school papers
im guessing this isnt a very respectable news source /sneed
 
article content and lack of citation aside, this article reads like my shitty school papers
im guessing this isnt a very respectable news source /sneed
Its not a news site its a medium blog (which are kind of like tumblr blogs: a few somewhat decent ones buried by piles and piles of junk. needless to say this article is part of the junk)
 
Text of the Article

"Mallorie Jessica Udischas, a.k.a. SweetBeans99, is no stranger to targeted harassment campaigns by the alt-right and fake leftist bootlickers. As a prominent non-binary (she/her/they/them) gay artist, she’s had slings and arrows thrown her way before. Now as 2020 enters the second quarter it looks like she’s being hit again, this time even worse.

The year of 2020 began with her being attacked for her New Guy comic, where she took joy in seeing anti-Semitic YouTuber PewDiePie robbed. His fans objected so they mobbed her. Now many of those same reprobates are clutching their pearls and accusing her of “supporting shoplifting.” In question is a new three-part comic she released starring one of her original characters getting art block, going to an art store based on major national chain Blick’s, stealing supplies, and returning home without consequence.

A lot of the reactions to her drawings have consisted of awful art replies. One promoted Hobby Lobby, the infamous anti-LGBT group that has funded ISIS. Another compares her to literal Nazi comic artist Stonetoss. There are even pornographic takes on the comic, where the main character — a stand-in for the artist — is explicitly raped in “revenge” for her actions. That’s made even worse by the common knowledge that Mallorie is both trans and a lesbian, making her being violated by male characters an explicit transphobic and homophobic attack, with corrective rape mixed in. I’ve chosen not to link to these to avoid giving the bigots who made them free publicity.

Most of this toxicity is similar to the reaction against New Guy, which also had response art themed around violence against women, rape threats against the artist, and overt white supremacist views. However, this time, the attacks have done far more damage. Mallorie’s Ko-Fi — a major source of funds since she’s become a full-time artist — has been mass flagged and shut down. Hopefully this is only temporary.

Most of the criticisms are aimed at how the comic appears to endorse shoplifting. This misses the comic’s resolution. At the end of the comic, the main character is left still unsure what to do. The theft and excursion did nothing to address the real issue: art block. (A feeling a writer can easily understand.) As Mallorie herself says, “She’s a character who wanted something, made a flawed choice, then didn’t get what she was looking for in the end. It’s not glorifying or condemning at all. It’s just showing a thing that happens.”

Separate from this is the necessary debate on the ethics of shoplifting. As one reader commented, “Stealing from big chains is praxis,” to which Mallorie agreed. People tried arguing that employees would be fired if people stole — but that doesn’t happen. As Mallorie said, “I’ve worked retail most of my life. Nobody gets fired because a rando stole merch.”

At stores like Dillard’s, Harbor Freight Tools, Fry’s, and other major chains, employees are specifically instructed not to confront shoplifters. Retail workers are fired for stopping theft, not for having it happen under their watch. It shows how none of the critics of Mallorie’s comic have themselves worked in retail. They attack her because they have no connection to the actual working class. It proves their inherent bad faith and makes a mockery of any attempts at “discourse” with them.

But as Mallorie herself has said, it’s not the alt-right going after her that has her the most saddened. It’s “the queer folks and cartoonists and so-called progressive who are pouring the gasoline here.” She summarizes what happened thusly: “Literal Nazis started a coordinated harassment campaign and many folks had to have a discourse tearing each other apart coming up with ‘valid criticism’ against me and my little comic like this kid [sp] of shit hasn’t led to the suicide of others in the past.”

Quinton Reviews, for example, started out supporting her and liked the comic. He then backtracked shortly after, bootlicking to the public when the heat got too much. Proof that his support for LGBT comic creators only goes as far as he doesn’t get any criticism for it. Alternate History Hub mocked Mallorie outright, writing, “‘I live in a comfortable bubble and got away with crimes in my suburban neighborhood. Haha aint [sp] that progressive and quirky.’” He also claimed — falsely — that “stealing stuff isnt [sp] some political action.”


One of the worst art responses — so offensive it’s worth replicating here to marvel at its horror — comes from cryptofascist SqrlyJack. Their piece is nominally intended to be a show of support for Sweetbeans99, but on closer inspection, this falls apart. They twist the original character of the comic into a twisted demonic parody, clearly mocking Sweetbeans99 in the process. They clad the main character proclaiming Mallorie’s innocence in a Nazi uniform.

In the image, you can see a clear alt-right meme: Xi Jinping portrayed as Winnie the Pooh. This meme originated in China from anti-Communists. In the west, it was popularized by the alt-right as a way to mock President Xi in support of Trump. Using Winnie the Pooh as a reference to Xi Jinping is a racist dog whistle.

SqrlyJack has prior involvement with QuQu on a podcast. QuQu is a well-known leader of the “alt-furry” movement. Those are furries who support fascism and endorse committing violence against citizen groups like ANTIFA, BAMN, and the DSA. SqrlyJack is clearly a cryptofascist — likely with ties to 4chan — creating propaganda that they claim supports communism but in fact is designed to subvert and mock it.

The good news is that despite the targeted harassment from the alt-right and people on the left revealing themselves as bootlickers, the comic itself has been a success for Mallorie. As of the time of this writing, it has over 15,000 likes, 2000 retweets, and around 3,700 comments. Any attempt the Nazis made to “ratio” her failed utterly, as the Internet overwhelmingly supported her comic and its message.

What can you do to help? Mallorie’s Patreon is still alive and well. You can sign up there to support her in these trying times. You can also follow her on Twitter and like her page on Facebook.

“Be crimes, do gay.”"

End Quote

TL;DR

Mallorie Dindu Nuffin

Gays are a monolithic group that should support each other no matter the context

Muh toxicity

She's being attacked because she's trans

Everyone attacking her is a fascist

Shrinkage is a Myth

The whole "hurr durr Its fiction so she doesnt actually support it" Despite the fact that the character is an author insert which implies that it reflects her actual views

Despite the fact that she's getting memed to Kingdom Come and is considered a laughing stock she still won
This is a hilariously bad argument on multiple fronts.
  • Insists everyone who liked the New Guy comic parodies was a PewDiePie fan.
  • Tries to discredit an uncited parody comic because it support Hobby Lobby, which had bought an ancient artifact which had a paper trail leading to ISIS, because this is relevant for some reason.
  • Doesn't cite any major claims because hyperlinking is hard, even when they do it before in the same sentence.
  • Cites Jess' Ko-Fi being shut down as evidence pointing to alt-right trolls without explaining how or why.
  • Cites a tweet by Jess before citing the same tweet a second time in the same point for something that doesn't need to be cited like a highschooler trying to get to the 5-citations minimum requirement.
  • Claims that the character still having art block is an apt punishment for shoplifting, even when the shoplifter gleefully celebrates shoplifting.
  • Cites an uncited and anecdotal claim by Jess saying employees don't get punished because of shoplifting as if that proves it.
  • Cites a (once again uncited and anecdotal) opinion piece written by themselves which doesn't even contain the word "shoplifting" to support the claim that companies allow shoplifting.
  • Asserts nobody criticizing Jess has worked in retail, when there are countless examples of this to pick from.
  • Claims that you can't be an LGBT ally if you don't blindly support them.
  • Asserts that theft is political without so much as an elaboration.
  • More uncited claims which support Xi Jinping for some reason. The author seems to blindly support Xi Jinping solely for being communist, which I guess is at least consistent.
  • Starts complaining about some dumb furry for some reason.
  • Claims that getting ratio'd is a success for the comic, as if raw numbers outweigh backlash in the same way a crowd of people catching you taking a dump in your big-boy pants isn't embarrassing because there's a lot of them.
This reads a lot like a troll post, and perhaps I'm woefully hopeful for human civilization, but I'm calling this Laura Izaguirre person a full-on Titania McGrath for this. Well, I'm calling Laura Izaguirre a knock-off Titania McGrath, maybe. Even if this isn't a troll post, they should feel ashamed for creating an article which reads exactly like one with absolute genuineness.
 
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This is a hilariously bad argument on multiple fronts.
  • Insists everyone who liked the New Guy comic parodies was a PewDiePie fan.
  • Tries to discredit an uncited parody comic because it support Hobby Lobby, which had bought an ancient artifact which had a paper trail leading to ISIS, because this is relevant for some reason.
  • Doesn't cite any major claims because hyperlinking is hard, even when they do it before in the same sentence.
  • Cites Jess' Ko-Fi being shut down as evidence pointing to alt-right trolls without explaining how or why.
  • Cites a tweet by Jess before citing the same tweet a second time in the same point for something that doesn't need to be cited like a highschooler trying to get to the 5-citations minimum requirement.
  • Claims that the character still having art block is an apt punishment for shoplifting, even when the shoplifter gleefully celebrates shoplifting.
  • Cites an uncited and anecdotal claim by Jess saying employees don't get punished because of shoplifting as if that proves it.
  • Cites a (once again uncited and anecdotal) opinion piece written by themselves which doesn't even contain the word "shoplifting" to support the claim that companies allow shoplifting.
  • Asserts nobody criticizing Jess has worked in retail, when there are countless examples of this to pick from.
  • Claims that you can't be an LGBT ally if you don't blindly support them.
  • Asserts that theft is political without so much as an elaboration.
  • More uncited claims which support Xi Jinping for some reason. The author seems to blindly support Xi Jinping solely for being communist, which I guess is at least consistent.
  • Starts complaining about some dumb furry for some reason.
  • Claims that getting ratio'd is a success for the comic, as if raw numbers outweigh backlash in the same way a crowd of people catching you taking a dump in your big-boy pants isn't embarrassing because there's a lot of them.
This reads a lot like a troll post, and perhaps I'm woefully hopeful for human civilization, but I'm calling this Laura Izaguirre person a full-on Titania McGrath for this. Well, I'm calling Laura Izaguirre a knock-off Titania McGrath, maybe. Even if this isn't a troll post, they should feel ashamed for creating an article which reads exactly like one with absolute genuineness.
I have that feeling but on the other hand Ive learned over the years that some people are so exceptional that their genuine beliefs can at times come off as satire
 
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