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Lalala said:
Gotta get up pretty early to beat an on the edge of non-ripeness chick like me Flossy, I have nothing better to do than post here, be chubby and wear too much make up :tomgirl:
And yeah referring to women as 'ripe' has squicked me out, it's got me imaging these fuckers at a nightclub calling women "fine specimens" and asking them to fill out a proof of age questionnaire before taking them home.
"Ah so you remember when there were only 151 pokemon? Throw her out lads, she's overdone!"
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Apparently my girlfriend is to be thrown out. :( Guys, how will I break the news to her?

It's amusing that they don't have a chart like this for men.
 
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Meowthkip said:
Ages 19-26 all use conventionally attractive or cute women, 27-30+ all use very normal, average looking women, instead of those same women aged up.

Truly, this is an unbiased source.
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Agreed, my mums 50+ and is mistaken for being in her 30's all the time, the guidelines here are so cliche that you can't help but laugh.
Also the woman below is in her 50s. Dude I'm straight but I'd hit that ;)

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Lalala said:
Agreed, my mums 50+ and is mistaken for being in her 30's all the time, the guidelines here are so cliche that you can't help but laugh.
Also the woman below is in her 50s. Dude I'm straight but I'd hit that ;)

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Yuck! I can't find her hot. She has rotten eggs that will bear children who have Asperger's and ADHD.

Please ignore the fact that I don't want kids.
 
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flossman said:
Yuck! I can't find her hot. She has rotten eggs that will bear children who have Asperger's and ADHD.
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Crap you're right, I'll post a pic of a more acceptable age for these guidelines
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(Ok this is what Google gave me, I'm curious....'Princess Alexandra'?)
 
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Lalala said:
Agreed, my mums 50+ and is mistaken for being in her 30's all the time, the guidelines here are so cliche that you can't help but laugh.
Also the woman below is in her 50s. Dude I'm straight but I'd hit that ;)

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Yeah, it totally depends on the individual woman. I'd be at the woman above like a rat up a drainpipe and if I found out I had a chance with my friend who recently turned 50 I'd take it. Wonder if she'd be up for a toyboy lover? I don't think 13 years is that much of a gap.
 
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flossman said:
That baby is so ripe it's already the ruler of a realm.
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I wish I hadn't opened this can of worms, I never wanna hear of the concept of a 'ripe baby' again, it's giving me A Serbian Film flashbacks.

Edit: a new Danny pic came to the rescue on Facebook, as his shirt says Sluthaters THIS is what cool looks like :D
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Also I really need to visit the highlands again soon, this pic has made me miss them :heart-full:
 
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Lalala said:
I wish I hadn't opened this can of worms, I never wanna hear of the concept of a 'ripe baby' again, it's giving me A Serbian Film flashbacks.

Edit: a new Danny pic came to the rescue on Facebook, as his shirt says Sluthaters THIS is what cool looks like :biggrin:
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Also I really need to visit the highlands again soon, this pic has made me miss them :heart-full:
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Dude's got killer hair and a boffer LARP sword. 8/10, would run around the woods playing live-action D&D with.
 
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Claiming you're judging women's looks because genetics are somehow involved is disingenuous. Looks are one of the shittier indications of good genetics. Y'know what is a good indicator of good genetics? Actually asking someone their family history of genetic diseases.

Like sure, gauging someone's fertility via looks was useful for our evolutionary ancestors, because that's the best tool they had. But now we've things like genealogy and medicine.
 
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Your wishful thinking and chin jobs do you no good now sluthate. I have arrived. All bow to me now.

Srsly. None of the married people I know look nothing like any hero they have or the women they want. A few have very beautiful wives. I consider myself luck to have a wife much more beautiful than I would think my looks justify. I'm not bragging i'm just saying my wife is very beautiful to me. Acting like a childish self-centered horn-dog woman hating using POS didn't get me my wife. I got personality. It's all I got (Trust me). Is she prefect no but neither am I. It's called life. Looks are very arbitrary to beauty. No one person thinks and sees the same beauty. I think Sandra bullock is the hottest woman alive but many people would disagree with me. What is beauty to me isn't to many more. So how do you define the quality? By measurements? By eye/jaw ratio? By center lines? By what ever numbers someone makes up and post in a pseudo scientific blog. By Chad Thundercock? What's his jaw to eyebrow ratio? Shoulder to cock length?
 
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Cthulhu said:
Your wishful thinking and chin jobs do you no good now sluthate. I have arrived. All bow to me now.

Srsly. None of the married people I know look nothing like any hero they have or the women they want. A few have very beautiful wives. I consider myself luck to have a wife much more beautiful than I would think my looks justify. I'm not bragging i'm just saying my wife is very beautiful to me. Acting like a childish self-centered horn-dog woman hating using POS didn't get me my wife. I got personality. It's all I got (Trust me). Is she prefect no but neither am I. It's called life. Looks are very arbitrary to beauty. No one person thinks and sees the same beauty. I think Sandra bullock is the hottest woman alive but many people would disagree with me. What is beauty to me isn't to many more. So how do you define the quality? By measurements? By eye/jaw ratio? By center lines? By what ever numbers someone makes up and post in a pseudo scientific blog. By Chad Thundercock? What's his jaw to eyebrow ratio? Shoulder to cock length?
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My Lord Cthulhu, you have arrived a bit late. The Sluthaters are mostly gone.

I think they got distracted by rating each other's cocks on a 1-10 scale.
 
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