Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marissa Moira]

Robert has NEVER said he hates people based on where they live
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TRASH states are gonna steal from the SMART states
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Capping for future reference
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And lets check on that "professional" twitter account
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Is bob getting upset about paying taxes and where his tax money is allocated?

I don't think you can do that if you want a one world government.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

LOL oops accidental racism

btw i looked up the wine blob mentioned just out of curiosity:
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why is wine aunt uncle robert spending so much on a bottle of wine? What's the matter, 10 dollar boxed wine not good enough? I mean when it comes to beer he drinks PBR ffs.

Gotta swill down something classy with his "small" MickeyD dinner. Really though, why is Bob always trying to impress people on twitter by bragging about his refined palate? Everyone knows it's bullshit, he swills Mountain Dew and PBR on the daily and his food tastes are atrocious.

It just occurred to me that Bob probably got that bottle of vino as a present from a relative for Christmas or Easter. It would have to be from a relative, of course, Bob doesn't have any friends who'd give him a present.

 

[Mola Ram]

Really though, why is Bob always trying to impress people on twitter by bragging about his refined palate? Everyone knows it's bullshit, he swills Mountain Dew and PBR on the daily and his food tastes are atrocious.

Every time he tweets one of his home cooked meals, be it Cheesy Mac a La Mold or Intestinal Meltdown Chicken in a Bag, Bob gives the lie to these pretensions. He doesn't have a refined palate. He's not a gourmet. He's not a foodie. He's not even a gourmand. He's a human garbage disposal, and should be treated as such.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Every time he tweets one of his home cooked meals, be it Cheesy Mac a La Mold or Intestinal Meltdown Chicken in a Bag, Bob gives the lie to these pretensions. He doesn't have a refined palate. He's not a gourmet. He's not a foodie. He's not even a gourmand. He's a human garbage disposal, and should be treated as such.

He’s simultaneously human garbage and a human garbage disposal. Robert has become ouroboros!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Every time he tweets one of his home cooked meals, be it Cheesy Mac a La Mold or Intestinal Meltdown Chicken in a Bag, Bob gives the lie to these pretensions. He doesn't have a refined palate. He's not a gourmet. He's not a foodie. He's not even a gourmand. He's a human garbage disposal, and should be treated as such.

Y'know, if he were to embrace that- if he were to pay daredevils with more balls than brains to come onto his channel and eat his latest culinary disaster- he could salvage his channel, at least for a little bit. But that's lowbrow entertainment, unlike the MCU.

 

[Flexo]

TRASH states are gonna steal from the SMART states

Bob, I'm taking my anger out on you because I've seen this sentiment elsewhere but let me explain to you...

THE "ECONOMY" INCLUDES FOOD!

Tank the economy and your "average" american meal becomes a month's long supply of rations you dumb, dense, motherfucker! Try THINKING a damn minute and realize we're talking about X number of people dying to winnie the flu vs Y number of people dying to starvation!

(And I wanted to kill those people!)

 

[Quixotic Man]

I swear to god, if I see Bob retweeting Chinese propaganda praising its leadership again while minutes later pretending to care about Trump and the mayos being racist, I am going to go drown myself in the river.

 

[MeltyTW]

I swear to god, if I see Bob retweeting Chinese propaganda praising its leadership again while minutes later pretending to care about Trump and the mayos being racist, I am going to go drown myself in the river.

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I think Bob is right and the US should adopt a more Chinese attitude to things like minorities and social justice and anti-government dissidents like Bob

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Yeah they may not be autists like us who can get what Bob's life is like based on his social media, his videos, and his published book but they do get the general aspect of him: He's a fat psychopath who wants to kill off the Midwesterners by eating all of their food.

"FOOLS! THE COASTAL ELITES DESERVE ALL THAT MOUNTAIN DEW CODE RED!" *glug glug lug* *dies*

 

[Kornheiser]

If Bob was a true hipster he would drink Narragansett instead of PBR. It’s more local and just as cheap.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

*dies*

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This forum has too many examples of complete pieces of shit overstaying their welcome for it to be called anything but a trend

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I swear to god, if I see Bob retweeting Chinese propaganda praising its leadership again while minutes later pretending to care about Trump and the mayos being racist, I am going to go drown myself in the river.

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Please don't drown yourself. Drown Bob. We may lose a thread, but it'll be a net gain for the world at large.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Could someone in his family be willing to take Bob out to the Rust Belt without his phone just to see why those ghouls hate the shit his beloved globalism is causing?

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

The idea that "God has a plan" or that "Certain people are destined for salvation" is something not even shared by all Christians. Many Christians argue that humans having free will is so important to God, so necessary in giving human life meaning, that He refuses to interfere in human affairs, except on very rare occasions.

Methodists, for instance, who believe salvation can be achieved by anyone who leads a life of virtue, even if their prior life was sinful

I always feared that more people like Bob would be the end result of a post scarcity utopia where the religions that once filled that need for humans to follow something greater would be replaced by corporate kitsch and technology. People think I'm crazy for dreading a future Techno-Combine where most of humanity is reduced to consumerist drones but it goes from minor fantastical worry to full blown panic whenever i browse people like movie bob and the twitter crowd who seem to think laymen can't filter clashing scientific consensus even a little bit and think climate change is responsible for Katrina and will sink the UK within our lifetimes because one person sort of qualified to make the statement did

it's a bit like the early stages of They Live! or Invasion Of The Body Snatchers, but in real life

 

[Marissa Moira]

Bob, I'm taking my anger out on you because I've seen this sentiment elsewhere but let me explain to you...

THE "ECONOMY" INCLUDES FOOD!

Tank the economy and your "average" american meal becomes a month's long supply of rations you dumb, dense, motherfucker! Try THINKING a damn minute and realize we're talking about X number of people dying to winnie the flu vs Y number of people dying to starvation!

(And I wanted to kill those people!)

Food just appears on store selves because of magic.

People just keep taking it all and the respawn timer is ungodly long.

 

[BubbleButt]

Could someone in his family be willing to take Bob out to the Rust Belt without his phone just to see why those ghouls hate the shit his beloved globalism is causing?

Just drop him in the middle of Arkansas and give him a bowie knife and he'll survive no problem. He's an outdoorsman, you know. It'd be exactly like that movie Deadliest Prey, except a whole lot fatter.

 

[Flexo]

Food just appears on store selves because of magic.

People just keep taking it all and the respawn timer is ungodly long.

I laughed and cried at your post because too many people seem to believe that...

Fairly exact quote from a podcast I was listening to:
Bloomberg- "Anybody can be a farmer."
Victor David Hanson - "If anyone can be a farmer, then why is 'famine' a word in our vocabulary throughout history?"

 

[BHWuser]

You know... you could honestly probably make a career on youtube just reuploading Bob's videos and inserting all the reasons why he's dumb as a shitmonkey into it. But that much exposure to him would likely make anyone go and minecraft themselves.

 

[Neko GF]

Robert dismissing the problems of people from the wasteland and implies that their livelihoods have no value:

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1250531772581937152 (Archive)

 

[lolwatagain]

Robert dismissing the problems of people from the wasteland and implies that their livelihoods have no value:
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https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1250531772581937152 (Archive)

And to think this is coming from a man who was bitching about how he couldn't CONSOOM new movies or go to a Barcade to win cheap plastic toys.