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When he dumped a pound of parmesan over his burned chicken I knew we had a true keto-Jack classic.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Holy shit, how'd I miss this one? It's easy to be hyperbolic when talking about Jack's cooking, but, no hyperbole here - it looks like someone vomited on it. Like someone dropped a chicken breast on a plate and then stuck their finger down their throat and brought up last night's egg salad on top of it.
Charlie Delicious
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Hothead Jack argues with Tammy for half the video and Tammy has to school Tech Time Jack in how to use a smartphone.
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Aside from the fact that Jack has no clue with how to work a fairly straightforward app, Olive Garden...really? Fucking Olive Garden?
GoodFattyDeadFatty
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Jack is such a retard.
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He has thirteen different apps in his "Restaurants" app group and chose to lean keto with buy one/take one at Olive Garden.
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Only the trashiest for these two vile, grotesquely stereotypical Americans. Six entrees and six salads. Extra everything because gross. Spending well over fifty dollars for meals that could easily be made, altogether, for a small fraction of that. To top it off, Jack has to get even shittier at the end, bitching that he can't add more crap onto the to-go meal, which is fucked because they added chicken to the alfredo to-go. As insane as it seems, this almost seems like a new low.
Charlie Delicious
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Texas Roadhouse forgets things - A rating
Olive Garden forgets things - B rating
Exceptional minded
Olive Garden forgets things - B rating
Exceptional minded
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Peak libertarianism from Jack "Christian" Scalfani
Aaway
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holy shit what an infuriating video
why the fuck would you upload a video where half of it is him and tammy arguing? like really, how hard is it to just edit that out? and the fact that these gluttonous pieces of shit ordered extra sauce and extra dressing for every fucking meal, then of course jack proceeds to throw a tantrum when they forget to pack it. everyone in your family is obese, there's no need for extra everything you fat fuck
it doesn't get any trashier than the scalfanis
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Was watching a bit of Hell's Kitchen last night and couldn't help but wonder how it would go if our boy Jack went on the show.
"And what do you call this?"
"Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad, chef."
Ramsay takes a bite and they have to stop filming because he runs straight to the bathroom and vomit.
"And what do you call this?"
"Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad, chef."
Ramsay takes a bite and they have to stop filming because he runs straight to the bathroom and vomit.
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He'd insist that Ramsay's opinion was wrong and that his food was perfect and beautiful.
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Beat Bobby Flay but it's Chef Scalfani cooking against randoms who have to unknowingly make a dish worse than him.
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in the interview after
"I dunno what that guy's problem was. Everyone loves my Party Cheese Salad, it's a hit. Ramsay doesn't know what he's talkin' about. Does he have his own line of hot sauces? I doubt it!"
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Fatboy would just whine and cry like the time those Texans told him off for being a grifting idiotic piece of shit. Probably fake hardships and all too as he lives off of his wife's money to avoid getting a job again.
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A great idea for a troll reality show would be “Beat Jack Scalfani.” It’d be a head-to-head cooking show where the goal is for home cooks to try to make a dish that’s worse than Jack’s. The judges would announce the “winner” at the end of the show. The twist is that the real intent of the show - highlight shitty Jack’s shitty cooking - wouldn’t be told to Jack until the very end of the show’s run when all of his “wins” were revealed to be total fails. Everyone working on the show, the judges, and the audience would be in on the joke except for Jack.
Aaway
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anyone remember an old episode where he showed a CWJ parody video that some kid had made?
i just remembered jack tried playing it off like he found it funny but he was clearly butthurt by it. he's always been such a bitch
i just remembered jack tried playing it off like he found it funny but he was clearly butthurt by it. he's always been such a bitch
Ohlongjohnson
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I'd bust a Hulu plus sub for that.
Dave Meltzer
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Yeah it is no surprise he has turned comments off completely. He would turn off comments in individual videos if he fucked up and people let him know it. It is amazing you can still comment on the video "Is Gay a Lifestyle?" on the F as in Frank channel. It has 12 thumbs up and 128 thumbs down. https://youtu.be/hdVaXElbqI8
Good candidate to archive. One of his most embarrassing videos. Before even taking into account the hat he is wearing.
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Jack has a very unique definition of Christian
