Springtrapp - Batshit Otherkin Pedophile Sadist and Her Brainwashed Child Bride

[TM Ambrose]

I don't think those were hers. They're just an "aesthetic" picture that's being passed around.

Sorry if you already knew this the wording just made me think you might have thought it was a picture she'd taken of her cut or something.

Oh, thought they were hers. My bad. She still doesn't seem to know what a vivisection is

 

[LordGoomy]

"deitykin" post in question:

 

[Meowthkip]

What fucking good is being a deity if you don't get any actually useful or awe-inspiring powers?

Jesus could walk on water, heal the lame, turn water into wine, bring a dead dude back to life and make a single basket of loaves and fishes feed hundred of people. What the fuck good is slowly sucking out somebody's soul essence and maybe making people calm sometimes?

 

[D.Angus]

What the fuck good is slowly sucking out somebody's soul essence and maybe making people calm sometimes?

I don't know, but Television Talk Shows do that, and they some how make it work.

 

[nonnewtonian]

I just... what?

What the fuck, an incubus? Do you even know how incubi function? They don't possess people and drain their life energy. Most variations don't even drain their victims life energy at all. Their purpose is to procreate sans marriage and tempt women into sin via nooky.
I'd say "go read a book on mythology," but I don't want to inadvertently inspire KP to claim another 500 kintypes.

 

[Boundman]

What fucking good is being a deity if you don't get any actually useful or awe-inspiring powers?

Jesus could walk on water, heal the lame, turn water into wine, bring a dead dude back to life and make a single basket of loaves and fishes feed hundred of people. What the fuck good is slowly sucking out somebody's soul essence and maybe making people calm sometimes?

Moreover, what good even is soul essence? It can't be too useful or we'd know more about it. Imagine going to Heaven and realising Spring is God, and all God can do is harvest useless 'essence' and take the edge off of your nerves a little.

 

[lolwut]

What fucking good is being a deity if you don't get any actually useful or awe-inspiring powers?

Jesus could walk on water, heal the lame, turn water into wine, bring a dead dude back to life and make a single basket of loaves and fishes feed hundred of people. What the fuck good is slowly sucking out somebody's soul essence and maybe making people calm sometimes?

That's why I hate the divine community so much, they've got no imagination. If I were a god, I sure as hell wouldn't be here. I'd be too busy cultivating Lovecraftian cults, feasting on virgin SJW sacrifices, and revealing the incomprehensible secrets of the universe to mortals unable to handle them. You know, godly stuff.

 

[KingGeedorah]

What the fuck, an incubus? Do you even know how incubi function? They don't possess people and drain their life energy. Most variations don't even drain their victims life energy at all. Their purpose is to procreate sans marriage and tempt women into sin via nooky.
I'd say "go read a book on mythology," but I don't want to inadvertently inspire KP to claim another 500 kintypes.

I hope she chooses the Tokolosh as her next deity.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokolosh

 

[Meowthkip]

Imagine going to Heaven and realising Spring is God, and all God can do is harvest useless 'essence' and take the edge off of your nerves a little.

I'd request an immediate transfer to Hell.

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

I'd request an immediate transfer to Hell.

I'd just implode on myself. A reality where Spergtrap is in a role of power is no reality I want to be in.

 

[LordGoomy]

https://archive.today/ndI9J
https://archive.today/Ks0tl

Couple of selfies.

RE: the second selfie

Honestly I thought it was just bad lighting.

 

[Meowthkip]

Did somebody say aesthetic?

Springtrap needs more pastels/underwater textures/hirigana/marble busts/windows 98.

Git gud @ aesthetic, bitch.

 

[characterlimit]

Springtrap needs more pastels/underwater textures/hirigana/marble busts/windows 98.

Not that I want to be the pedantic asshole here or anything... oh, who am I kidding, of course I do. That's katakana, not hiragana. You can tell by how simple and angular it is. Hiragana is more curvy usually.

 

[Meowthkip]

Not that I want to be the pedantic asshole here or anything... oh, who am I kidding, of course I do. That's katakana, not hiragana. You can tell by how simple and angular it is. Hiragana is more curvy usually.

I stand corrected!

... TBH I just took a shot in the dark.

 

[D.Angus]

Did somebody say aesthetic?

Springtrap needs more pastels/underwater textures/hirigana/marble busts/windows 98.

Git gud @ aesthetic, bitch.

I found my new desktop wallpaper. You're absolutely right, springman could use more marble busts and windows.. Maybe then she wouldn't be so depressed all the time.

 

[Meowthkip]

I found my new desktop wallpaper. You're absolutely right, springman could use more marble busts and windows.. Maybe then she wouldn't be so depressed all the time.

You can't be depressed when you're chillin' to the vaporwave.

 

[D.Angus]

You can't be depressed when you're chillin' to the vaporwave.

No one can be depressed with Vaporwave, not even Mr. Chandler:

Spoiler: Shameless Plug

I'll take those offtopic ratings now

 

[lolwut]

Did somebody say aesthetic?

Springtrap needs more pastels/underwater textures/hirigana/marble busts/windows 98.

Git gud @ aesthetic, bitch.

I think what we should really be taking away from this is that Spergtrapp needs more George Costanza in her life.

 

[Meowthkip]

I think what we should really be taking away from this is that Spergtrapp needs more George Costanza in her life.

We all do.

 

[Lurkingjay]

What does "aesthetic" as an adjective mean, anyway? When Springtrapp says that the nose bandage is "aesthetic," do they mean they're just wearing it for the looks, or what?

The combination of the nose bandage and insane amounts of black eyeliner are really nailing the "racked-up rookie boxer" look, though, or maybe Jake from Chinatown. Then again, I guess for guro fans, looking like you just had a run-in with Roman Polanski with a switchblade is the ideal date look?