Containment Twitter 4/15/20 - Chris roleplaying as Sonichu

[Don Homer]

Christ, what a one-trick pony he is. It was anti-climactic when 'Magi-Chan' manifested, it's downright dull now 'Sonichu' has. Come up with a new shtick, Chris. Dance! - I said dance, monkey!

Edit to add: the last two tweets are particularly telling. He calls the Merge situation 'This mess' and then, rather than offer any concrete solutions or timelines, basically says 'that'll do for now, stop asking awkward questions, I AM A GODDESS'. Pathetic.

We've seen him dance. You'd think a deity would have some rhythm but based on video evidence, fraid not.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

He's talking about his house.

The First United Church of Autism and Shitty Recolors.

Ah. It sounded to me like he was talking about a location at CWCville (or is he talking about his house transdimensionally in CWCville?) but what he is saying is indeed hard to understand.

He seems to be saying that 14BC is some kind of dimensional nexus between our world and Cartoon Fantasy Land, which isn't a new idea (iirc, he claimed that he took Patti to her new life in CWCville through a portal in his closet).

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

So if I pray for China and money Chris will answer now? Seems like a good deal to me.

Absolutely. And lo, The Goddess Pristine Christine CPU Sonichu Horse-Pucky shall answer ye thus: 'Give me more money and get me some dyke china and I'll think about it. Hop to it, slave.'

 

[Pvt. Real G]

this shit could have went 2 ways, either chris sat on a chair, closes his eyes and hums and imagine his way to lala land for a couple hours, or he went on some faggot discord server and role play Babscon with some pony-boys. The 2nd option might explain why all of a sudden he wanted to donate to Babscon artists.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

If Chris-chan can go to Babscon in the brony dimension in his own body, why swap with Sonichu in the first place?

But that's me, being an idiot trying to apply logic to Chris' word diarrhea

Maybe it's more immersive for him this way.

Why didn't he bring this up in the recent Livestream?

He didn't want people raining on his fantasy of going to attend BABScon. The con was going to be held April 10-12th. So he just waited until after to say it publicly, then he can cling to his fantasies of having already gone whenever people say he really didn't.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Sonichu gonna spend all of Chris' trump bux then die of coronavirus.

Sad to see.

 

[Spergichu]

So Sonichu has been creeping on Courtney and ranting in the comment sections of Pegasisters?

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

We've seen him dance. You'd think a deity would have some rhythm but based on video evidence, fraid not.

Oh?

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Ponycon is canceled because of coronavirus.

Normal people = "well, that sucks. Hopefully it comes back next year."

Normal people wouldn't say that. Normal people would range between: "Who cares?" and "Oh, good. Those freaks won't be able to meet now."

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Sonichu is calling Chris "Mama". And their souls are switched... uh oh. I hope no one introduced Chris to Big Mom from One Piece. Her whole MO is kinda similar to the Dimension merge in a way.

 

[Eugene90]

So...long story short.

Chris is letting out some repressed autistic lunacy and trying to convince the masses that he's been busy being salty in his land of grand delusion while still being bummed out about BABSCon. Also trying to convince that his body swap thing will absolve him of all the nasty things he might have said because his 'real self' is probably spasming on his delusional plane of existence violently for whatever pent up stress he got.

And I legit think that Chris has finally reached to the point where he's forming a god complex in his madness.

He actually used one of his oldest fabrication of imagination since when he was a kid to validate himself as a "goddess". It couldn't get any more insane for an autistic that's gone too far deep end.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Does this mean he just sat on his ass whole weekend without feeding Barb?

 

[Thumb Butler]

Dimension hopping and time travel in order to fantasize about attending attend a pony convention with people who don't want anything to do with you.

If it works, it works.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Sonichu gonna spend all of Chris' trump bux then die of coronavirus.

Sad to see.

I thought they made it so debt collectors can just take that money.

 

[BayView]

I can't help but feel pity for Barb as she has to put up with her son 24/7 larping as a godess. Her only mercy is a painless death and the hope that Chris does a normal funeral and doesn't make it about himself or the merge.

 

[Eugene90]

Dimension hopping and time travel in order to fantasize about attending attend a pony convention with people who don't want anything to do with you.

If he doesn't have to face the unexpected reality where things will never turn out well for him for the most part, he doesn't have to worry about things going wrong.

His escapism is so thick that it keeps leaking out of his head and it's just both amusing and sad to see him vomit his hallucination like this.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I thought they made it so debt collectors can just take that money.

The banks. If you owe overdraft fees or you didn't pay your loans, the banks can take the deposit for themselves.

 

[Eugene90]

We've seen him dance. You'd think a deity would have some rhythm but based on video evidence, fraid not.

Don't you know? Anybody claiming themselves to be a diety are perfect in their own eyes so they don't need to be told how imperfect they are.

If they suck at dancing and people call them out for it, the only voice they will ever listen to would be their own, which is mostly just hollow praises.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Crom was a more believable God. And he didn’t even do shit for Conan.

 

[Don Homer]

Crom was a more believable God. And he didn’t even do shit for Conan.

Still better than The Four Winds Subotai prayed to