Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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"Donald Trump isn't doing enough to help Americans in this time of crisis!" Says the Speaker of the House who is effectively on a month-long vacation whilst appearing on comedy shows to talk about all of the expensive ice cream and candy that she's stockpiling in her mansion. These aren't serious people and this is why you should never take them seriously when they say that they're doing so much as an ounce of work to help you.

That pair of refrigerators cost $20,000, by the way.

 
Local observations from out and about today (Tempe, AZ). Most businesses closed, empty parking lots everywhere. Hit WoMart for a few needed items. No lines, no hassles, but many empty shelves. Flour? Nope. Paper goods? Nope. Beans/rice? Some.

Notable things. Longest line? At the pot dispensary up the street. About 20 people waiting to get their fix. (AZ is still medical only, not recreational, yet anyway).

Hysterical observation: the sex shop up the street (Facinations) was previously closed as non-essential. But today? They are open with curbside pickup only. This tickled me to no end and I told the wife "Can you imagine? When we get home, I'm calling them and placing an order for a 13" black dlido, some anal lubes, and two pony tail butt plugs for pickup!"

We both giggled immensely!
Pardon my sick sense of humor.

Lots of small businesses that do retail are doing that where I am too. Just putting out the item for pickup once it's paid for.

There's actually some small places that are doing better business this way, oddly enough.
 
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"Donald Trump isn't doing enough to help Americans in this time of crisis!" Says the Speaker of the House who is effectively on a month-long vacation whilst appearing on comedy shows to talk about all of the expensive ice cream and candy that she's stockpiling in her mansion. These aren't serious people and this is why you should never take them seriously when they say that they're doing so much as an ounce of work to help you.


Anyone else feeling the urge to raid her freezer?
 
"You go into the ER and there are 40 people that need oxygen and they all look terrible, but they can all talk to you."

"And no apparent distress whatsoever."

"You see an oxygen saturation of 45% or 50%."

"It's just not compatible with life to have an oxygen saturation that low."

"This is strange. It's out of a horror movie."

Have you heard the news? The dead walk!

 

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Some folks already pondered if Xi Jinping released Corona-chan deliberately? To think it's a way for China to be the New World Order is a tempting step.

We often ascribe a basic level of humanity to even the cruelest leaders, but People’s Republic of China leader Xi Jinping’s actions have forced us to rethink this assumption. Although the emergence of the novel coronavirus now known as SARS-CoV-2 was probably not due to China’s actions, the emphasis that its authoritarian system places on hiding bad news likely gave the disease a sizable head start infecting the world. But most ominously, China’s obsession with image and Machtpolitik raises serious questions about its lack of moral limits.
At some point the Chinese Communist Party learned of the epidemic and made a decision to hide its existence, hoping it went away. Exposés in Hong Kong’s South China Morning Post and the Chinese mainland’s Caixin show that the information that did flow out of China early in the crisis did so only because of the courage of individual Chinese people in the face of government repression. People in the Wuhan epicenter, however, began to get wise — and scared (here and here) — by the end of December 2019, forcing their government to say something. The authorities gave the impression of a nontransmissible disease already under containment. We know now this was entirely false, likely designed more to ease civil unrest than protect the people.
 

Governor still refuses to let the mayor enforce shutdown orders. What the actual fuck. We’re going to see the deaths and cases skyrocket in the next two weeks here. Pray for me Kiwis because I’m within 10 miles of this one

Nah calm down, if some exceptional laughing stock of a country known as Sweden can handle this without a gay ass lockdown so can your buttfucks nowhere state.
 
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"Donald Trump isn't doing enough to help Americans in this time of crisis!" Says the Speaker of the House who is effectively on a month-long vacation whilst appearing on comedy shows to talk about all of the expensive ice cream and candy that she's stockpiling in her mansion. These aren't serious people and this is why you should never take them seriously when they say that they're doing so much as an ounce of work to help you.

That pair of refrigerators cost $20,000, by the way.

I thought this was a joke about how she's an alcoholic and by "spirits" she meant her freezer was filled with vodka.
 
I have no Words anymore, we live in fucking god damn clown world.



It's not completely without support. I have seen some models that suggest the virus began spreading earlier than we thought and that the percentage of asymptomatic cases are very high. Like, maybe 70-90%. The bad news is that it is really virulent and had been spreading unchecked for months. The good news is that most people will have no symptoms, and we may be done with this quarantine sooner rather than later with no second wave.
 
I have no Words anymore, we live in fucking god damn clown world.



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It's not completely without support. I have seen some models that suggest the virus began spreading earlier than we thought and that the percentage of asymptomatic cases are very high. Like, maybe 70-90%. The bad news is that it is really virulent and had been spreading unchecked for months. The good news is that most people will have no symptoms, and we may be done with this quarantine sooner rather than later with no second wave.

Agreed. Wife and I both think we caught it late Nov. and have been symptomatic through most of Dec. and Jan. Only have felt right with no green snot and congestion in the last week or so.

Haven't been tested and likely won't. It's over for us. Now, should I totally succumb tomorrow, please leave a double vodka on my grave. I'll need it.
 
Is it fair? Absolutely not, no. Is it the optimal way to run society? Also absolutely not. Am I prepared to gamble my kids’ future opportunities on my political principles? Fuck no.

Funny, my parents were the opposite, they always stuck with their principles and they struggled their whole lives because they weren't willing to schmooze with people they thought were horrible to get a leg up. And as a result they knew nobody of relevance. And that was passed on to me, and I know nobody, and now live below the poverty line. It just amazes me how far you can get anywhere just "knowing the right people". You don't even need qualifications or training in some cases. Those people who seem to know all the right people and just "fake it til they make it". I've met these people and I'm just amazed at their sheer audacity and lack of morals or principles. Maybe I'm the weird one.

Anyway in Chinaflu news. Looks like some people may be right about things they theorized earlier in the thread.

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And the three Wuhan residents are still missing
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This has gotten CNN triggered to the point they have it on the front page, and two or three of my friends with TDS have reached out ranting about it.


Basically, it's my understanding that the sentate/congress have been pulling this "Pro Forma" bullshit where they never ever go out of session to intentionally try and cockblock Trump for the past 4 years. It's part of the reason we're so fucked right now, basically the DNC's plan has been to refuse to let anything happen until Trump is out of office. Because they're fucking exceptional children throwing a tantrum, dragging their feet constantly, to the point that I pray to god that Trump gets another 4 years just to rub it in their faces.

But we're in an emergency, which means Trump can, if he has to, force both branches adjourned, which would suddenly let him actually get things done. Which is probably going to scare the shit out of them.

Edit: Don't forget that even with the 129 nominees stuck in obstruction hell, Trump has still pushed through more judges than any other president in history. Chip Chipping away at the stench on the bench.
 
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I tested it on another browser..the cachpha is for the archive apparently.

Basically, it's my understanding that the sentate/congress have been pulling this "Pro Forma" bullshit where they never ever go out of session to intentionally try and cockblock Trump for the past 4 years. It's part of the reason we're so fucked right now, basically the DNC's plan has been to refuse to let anything happen until Trump is out of office.

But we're in an emergency, which means Trump can, if he has to, force both branches adjourned, which would suddenly let him actually get things done.

At the same time she is also attempting to push shit she wants through without there being a vote for it all by using the "Quarum" rules.
 
At the same time she is also attempting to push shit she wants through without there being a vote for it all by using the "Quarum" rules.

The left always accuses you of what they're planning on doing. Weaponized projection. All this talk about Trump being a dictator and tyrant, and when given an opportunity, he instead refused to do so, instead forcing the state governments to take the responsibility (and blame) for it. And they immediately started doing shit like putting armed guards outside of people's homes without due process.
 
The left always accuses you of what they're planning on doing. Weaponized projection. All this talk about Trump being a dictator and tyrant, and when given an opportunity, he instead refused to do so, instead forcing the state governments to take the responsibility (and blame) for it. And they immediately started doing shit like putting armed guards outside of people's homes without due process.
And Spike Strips outside of Churches.
 
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