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Massively Strong Greed said:
THAT'S A HEAT WAVE DOOD!
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oh man, it is starting to come around that time for the heat wave memes to start appearing.

can someone link that clip of him saying (very vague rememberance) but it went something like him complaining about it being 80 all week and calling it a heat wave. want to show it a new dsp trainwreck follower who wouldnt know about the upcoming heatwaves memes
 
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Comma said:
This is one of those things that makes following DSP's shenanigans interesting:

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It (in this case: the vest) starts of as a spontaneous one-time thing, DSP runs with it but completely exploits it to the point where it becomes this awkward, forced happening, and he ends up annoying himself with his own actions while trying to seek out stuff to blame it on. Classic.

Btw, only caught the last 30 minutes or so, but he was being a really pissy bitch, moaning about trolls and stuff who for some reason really pissed him off today.

-EDIT- Lol, he just ended the stream early and ranted some more, and threw in two pissy chat posts.

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He looks and sounds like a cranky lesbian that has been smoking two packs of unfiltered cigarettes a day for the past 20 years.
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This confirms basically what we all knew already:
There's no one more capable of ruining something good for Phil than Phil himself
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
He really said he had shit to do between streams and couldn’t relax and one of the things he listed off was eating.....you aren’t relaxed while eating?
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You are a moron. Eating is hard work. But before he can eat, he needs to prepare for it by walking down to the kitchen. Pulling out the chair, sitting down. Picking up the fork and then all the effort required to stab the mashed potato on the plate that Khet has put in front of him. After stabbing it, he needs to skillfully raise the fork or the mashed potato will fall off. Then he needs to open his mouth, then coordinate his wrist and mouth to get it into his mouth and the closing of lips to pull the food off the fork. Then he needs to chew and that is soooo tiring and a huge exertion of energy. After he does that, he needs to put the fork down, then he needs to swallow and concentrate on not choking because HE COULD DIE! Then he has to repeat this for a full 5 minutes!
 
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Honzou said:
It's incredible how much he hates this game. Just dead air unless tips come in. Refusing to use vehicles so he can spend more time mindlessly running around. As soon as he can he camps in a random room to read chat. Why bother playing battle royal shit if you hate it so much?
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Most of the games DSP plays are because he's convinced himself that people want to see them.

I think Street Fighter is the only actual game he enjoys at least a little.
 
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