DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Forbidden Math]

Maybe, he hinted a couple times that he may take off tomorrow because he's so deathly ill.

Covid?

 

[Kheapathic]

All he would need to do is buy a $20 box fan, and put it at his doorway. He can either have it blow cooler air (from the rest of the house into his room) or have it blow the warmer air (in his electrical fire of a room) into the rest of the house. All he needs is a little ventilation/air circulation and he wouldn't be so fucking hot; without opening a window, without having a window AC unit, without having to spend thousands to have his house renovated for central air. He wouldn't even need it on the highest setting if he wants to pretend to worry about noise.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

All he would need to do is buy a $20 box fan, and put it at his doorway. He can either have it blow cooler air (from the rest of the house into his room) or have it blow the warmer air (in his electrical fire of a room) into the rest of the house. All he needs is a little ventilation/air circulation and he wouldn't be so fucking hot; without opening a window, without having a window AC unit, without having to spend thousands to have his house renovated for central air. He wouldn't even need it on the highest setting if he wants to pretend to worry about noise.

Wait, are you trying to imply that Phil should go for an option that doesn't require spending a large amount of money? What the fuck do you think he is? Some kind of person that shops a Walmart? These fucking detractors, dood.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Covid?

Spoiler

If the uric acid combines with coof

we may have to call in Starfleet. Or Macguyver. Dr House.
Possibly the Power Rangers.

 

[FormerPro]

Has he ever won a game of war zone?

 

[Adamska]

All he would need to do is buy a $20 box fan, and put it at his doorway. He can either have it blow cooler air (from the rest of the house into his room) or have it blow the warmer air (in his electrical fire of a room) into the rest of the house. All he needs is a little ventilation/air circulation and he wouldn't be so fucking hot; without opening a window, without having a window AC unit, without having to spend thousands to have his house renovated for central air. He wouldn't even need it on the highest setting if he wants to pretend to worry about noise.

But if Pig did that, then his cat would proceed to gnaw on and electrocute himself to death. That's sad, but more importantly (to manbaby Pig, not to a person with empathy or function) it'd destroy Pig's dangerous rat's nest he calls a set-up and render shit nonfunctional.

Now why he didn't do this before he got a cat is simple: Pig is cripplingly mentally challenged and lazy.

 

[actually]

But if Pig did that, then his cat would proceed to gnaw on and electrocute himself to death. That's sad, but more importantly (to manbaby Pig, not to a person with empathy or function) it'd destroy Pig's dangerous rat's nest he calls a set-up and render shit nonfunctional.

Now why he didn't do this before he got a cat is simple: Pig is cripplingly mentally challenged and lazy.

Also because he knows he sounds like a fucking sperg to his wife when he's bitching and moaning about video games, so he keeps the door closed to minimize how much she can hear.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Also because he knows he sounds like a fucking sperg to his wife when he's bitching and moaning about video games, so he keeps the door closed to minimize how much she can hear.

I would think that from her perspective, the video game tardrages would be the least suicide-inducing & most coherent of all his canned sets of incessant blathering. Of which he has about 4: (Deetrakturz, Iwuzblahcking, Munny, & Food.) And all of them drawn from his 200-word vocabulary.

I cannot imagine voluntarily opting into the life she has right now.

 

[wahkando]

Has he ever won a game of war zone?

What do you think?

He has barely killed anyone at all lol

 

[tzgnilki]

Has he ever won a game of war zone?

What do you think?

He has barely killed anyone at all lol

snortzone stats are tracked here

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Also because he knows he sounds like a fucking sperg to his wife when he's bitching and moaning about video games, so he keeps the door closed to minimize how much she can hear.

The funniest thing to me is picturing him sitting at a table with Kat at their executively decided dinner time as he explains to her how the game was full of shit and that he did everything right while she stares ahead in a wellbutrin coma.

 

[Regginmcaids]

What do you think?

He has barely killed anyone at all lol

Dave gets top 10 every now and again, not because he's playing better than everyone but because he hides in a bathroom.
I can see him getting 1st if he camps to the final enemy and he snipes him through a window while the last guy is running to the final safe zone.

 

[hector85]

THAT'S A HEAT WAVE DOOD!

I bet he'd still cry about it being too hot for vest and hat if he were living in alaska.

 

[Muppetmode]

wonder what will happen first. dark killing the vest because it’s too hot or people stop paying for it

 

[Phalanx]

After catching up with the stream, he has gotten charged back through the ass. Once Wings let slip a few years back about charge backs being lost, he gotten a lot of troll tippers like 95% and it was without prejudice because they would just charge back. The leak proved that Phil loses his charge backs, I think he just has a shit load of people charge backing on him which is hilarious because the stupid fuck keeps spending those tips.

But its OK guys he just got paid by Twitch

 

[Agent Proper]

What holds Phil and Kat together except a deeply rooted desire for money? She tried to be your standard female streamer (they can make easy money) while Subaru man was footing the bill. Phil greased his way into her DM's as Panda left him for a better life. She left bad for him for his depression and started to have feelings for him. He flew her out for a visit right around the escort saga (I have to revisit that epic). Subaru man found out and kicked her to the side, Phil stepped in and coughed up the cash to keep her in a hotel room, Kat probably got told he makes stacks (by begging) on stream.

She got Pigwinked and moved in and was living on easy street until the engagement after that she had to get a job because the trolls (Phil's own doing) screwed him once again but things were fixed with a secret 2k cat and a surprise wedding right? Oh the foreclosure happened and bankruptcy was on the horizon.

Now tonight a sad man who was just shown to be addicted to mobile games, sat there upset while his fans toss money at him try and get him to feel better (StraightCuckHomie gave him $80 I am sorry bucks for his mix up in the leaks). I am sure Phil will share that experience with her soon.

 

[Faded]

Phil just reiterated it's against the site's ToS to have his khantent on more than one site. If he breaks that rule, he could get banned from their streaming site.

Twitch ToS says you have to give them a 24h exclusive period but he constantly is breaking that by putting his videos on YT within a few hours. Why is Phil still allowed on Twitch?

Dude it's edited content, made purely for youtube, totally different.

The twitch streams, show the entire interaction with the chat, all of the bits inbetween pre-streams. The eclusive content made primarily for the twitch.tv audience. Don't under-estimate the professionalism of Burnell Productions Inc (not a business)

 

[Honzou]

She left bad for him for his depression and started to have feelings for him.

 

[Shick]

She tried to be your standard female streamer (they can make easy money) while Subaru man was footing the bill.

Easy money for female streamers requires at least one of the following:
- Being attractive
- Being comfortable showing a lot of skin (and not being disgusting to look at)
- Being decent at the game you're playing
Now tell me, which of those do you think apply to Khet?

 

[wahkando]

Easy money for female streamers requires at least one of the following:
- Being attractive
- Being comfortable showing a lot of skin (and not being disgusting to look at)
- Being decent at the game you're playing
Now tell me, which of those do you think apply to Khet?

It really doesn't. All you gotta do is to do is sit there. She could make 30k a Year EASILY doing it.