Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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>"There's people" = "There is people"

To answer the question in the clip: no. Bob does not speak proper English, but a horribly mangled dialect of it spoken in Boston in its outlying suburbs. Seriously. Bob's accent makes my ears bleed when it slips out.

If morality were equivalent to either intelligence or knowledge, Bobby must be the epitome of sin.
He would be somewhere between Caligula and Adolf Hitler.
 
No real comment here, just standard Bob. I love it when you get a quick cross section of almost everything wrong with Bob in just a few minutes.

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I was focusing pretty hard on that third tweet and was going to bring up affirmative action as an example of what he was actually describing, but reading it again, I think it's just another standard "I hate jocks" tweet. He's not actually claiming that meritocracy is the opposite of what it is, he's saying that the "wrong" people are getting promoted despite apparently not having any talent that should let them. Thinly veiled reference to Trump there as well, as Bob, like every lefty, thinks that Trump is a blathering tard who shouldn't have had any successes in life, let alone become president.

Growing up, I'll bet he resented how the jocks at his school were so popular while he was likely an outcast, who just consoled himself with the knowledge that he'd be rich and powerful and successful while his bullies would be serving his McNuggies. But that didn't happen, and now he's slumming it in a basement like he has for the last decade, putting out the same mediocre videos and getting nowhere. Meanwhile, Trump, avatar of all his hatred, is president, and that just makes him seethe.

Also, no doubt he counts himself among the "people worth a damn", but last I checked, you ain't starving, Bobby.
 
Moviebob saying anyone else's life isn't worth living is laughable.
Anyone who has followed this thread for a while and reads between the lines knows that Bob loathes himself and his life deep down.
But since he's a gibbering rage-filled imbecile he copes with this by projecting his hate onto the Wasteland Ghouls and self-medicating with "modest" McDonalds meals and Marvel films.
No wonder not being to consoom is eating him away inside.
That Big Mac and CGI dopamine hit is what keeps him going.
Being Bob Chipman is his crime and his punishment.
 
No real comment here, just standard Bob. I love it when you get a quick cross section of almost everything wrong with Bob in just a few minutes.

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Evolution, huh? Then what the fuck did you evolve from Bobo, a ham sandwich that was tossed in a barrel full of plutonium?
 
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No one has to comb through anything when you post new horrific shit every day, Robert.
 
Bob inserts himself because everyone else is stupid and he is very smert.
This whole thing starts with a troon Bob orbits asking if "longbows" take a lot of physical strength to use, why are they the "Default Female Protagonist Weapon" then proceeds to only mention Hunger Games and failing to realize the difference between an actual longbow and a recurve bow
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The "classic dramatization". It's a real knee slapper.
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None of this is particularly note worthy. It's just goofs saying goofy things. That is until Bob comes crashing in like a pseudo intellectual Kool-aid guy on a coke binge. Please take note of how he was so proud with his ability to set these window lickers straight that he retweeted it.
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And this dipshit wonders, quite loudly even, why no one ever defends him.

I wanna add too that I just realized that Bob never updated his bio since he took himself off of protected mode and I find that funny.
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Bob inserts himself because everyone else is stupid and he is very smert.
This whole thing starts with a troon Bob orbits asking if "longbows" take a lot of physical strength to use, why are they the "Default Female Protagonist Weapon" then proceeds to only mention Hunger Games and failing to realize the difference between an actual longbow and a recurve bow
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The "classic dramatization". It's a real knee slapper.
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None of this is particularly note worthy. It's just goofs saying goofy things. That is until Bob comes crashing in like a pseudo intellectual Kool-aid guy on a coke binge. Please take note of how he was so proud with his ability to set these window lickers straight that he retweeted it.
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And this dipshit wonders, quite loudly even, why no one ever defends him.

I wanna add too that I just realized that Bob never updated his bio since he took himself off of protected mode and I find that funny.
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TFW you have 500 more followers than moviebob and you tweet maybe twice a day.
 
Nevermind all the men from Greek myth who also used the bow, Apollo, Hercules, Paris, in no way was it considered a feminine weapon

If anything it was symbolic of Artemis assuming a role usually intended for men (along with the whole "you'll die horribly if you even look at me" thing).
 
Bob inserts himself because everyone else is stupid and he is very smert.
This whole thing starts with a troon Bob orbits asking if "longbows" take a lot of physical strength to use, why are they the "Default Female Protagonist Weapon" then proceeds to only mention Hunger Games and failing to realize the difference between an actual longbow and a recurve bow
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The "classic dramatization". It's a real knee slapper.
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None of this is particularly note worthy. It's just goofs saying goofy things. That is until Bob comes crashing in like a pseudo intellectual Kool-aid guy on a coke binge. Please take note of how he was so proud with his ability to set these window lickers straight that he retweeted it.
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And this dipshit wonders, quite loudly even, why no one ever defends him.

I wanna add too that I just realized that Bob never updated his bio since he took himself off of protected mode and I find that funny.
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My sides holy shit. he stumbles into the convo uninvited, with people digging into cultural figures and practices over different times and eras trying to figure out the spread of a trope world wide and Bob just bumbles in, with one figure from a completely different culture, definitively says thats the origin and then insults people in an otherwise civil conversation for no reason . ironically pretty Euro-centric of him and possibly peak burger
 
If the Greeks actually thought a bow was a feminine weapon, there'd be lots and lots of real world examples of the Classical Greek women using them. Instead, as with all matters related to war, finance, and politics, it was the exclusive domain of men. Of course, Bob doesn't have even a cursory and superficial knowledge of the Classical world, as with everything else, so he doesn't know that or care.
 
TFW you have 500 more followers than moviebob and you tweet maybe twice a day.
He didn't even make it to 2000 followers... not even 1/16th of his main account. I mean he'll eventually get there via sheer osmosis, but that account has already peaked and is a far more accurate representation of Bob's current reach than his bloated, 9 year old "business" account with who knows how many inactive followers. He's still promoting the new account via the pinned tweet on his main by the way, but nobody seems to care. This is where popular friends come in handy by retweeting your stuff, but as Bob's whining about nobody defending him anymore shows, he doesn't have any left.
 
Too intelligent to answer a question directly
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I know it's :optimistic: but maybe the house boat arc will happen. Bob certainly wants it to.

As the bow being a womans weapon. It's not something I've really thought about, but now that I think about it, it tends to be the weapon for non-combat characters. As for Hunger Games, the film came out in 2012. You know what else came out in 2012 that featured a bow?
Fucking everything.
 
As the bow being a womans weapon. It's not something I've really thought about, but now that I think about it, it tends to be the weapon for non-combat characters. As for Hunger Games, the film came out in 2012. You know what else came out in 2012 that featured a bow?
Fucking everything.
Let us list the many males, real and fictional, who use bows shall we?
Green Arrow, Hawkeye, Legolas, practically every Elf ever for that matter, real-life militaries around the world and throughout time, Bard the Bowman, Aragorn, Boromir, bows have used by men in unnumbered amounts of Fantasy works.
I could go on but that would be redundant.
I'm not even angry, just amused and baffled by this particular hot take.
Like how did it get into Bob's peabrain that a bow is an inherently Feminine weapon?
It was the standard long-range weapon for thousands of years.
English Longbowmen were famous for their skill...and for having an utterly jacked drawing arm because of the sheer strength required to use a longbow.
By that standard a Bow is far more of a man's weapon.
Seriously though saying that a bow is an inherently Feminine weapon because of Katniss Everdeen is like saying that being a fighter pilot is an inherently Feminine role because of Captain Marvel.
I do suppose that is one more argument for the "Bob is autistic" crowd.
Only an absolute autist would let pop culture influence his worldview that much.
 
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Let us list the many males, real and fictional, who use bows shall we?
Green Arrow, Hawkeye, Legolas, practically every Elf ever for that matter, real-life militaries around the world and throughout time, Bard the Bowman, Aragorn, Boromir, bows have used by men in unnumbered amounts of Fantasy works.
I could go on but that would be redundant.
I'm not even angry just amused and baffled by this particular hot take.
Like how did it get into Bob's peabrain that a bow is an inherently Feminine weapon?
It was the standard long-range weapon for thousands of years.
English Longbowmen were famous for their skill...and for having an utterly jacked drawing arm because of the sheer strength required to use a longbow.
By that standard a Bow is far more of a man's weapon.
Seriously though saying that a bow is an inherently Feminine weapon because of Katniss Everdeen is like saying that being a fighter pilot is an inherently Feminine role because of Captain Marvel.
I do suppose that is one more argument for the "Bob is autistic" crowd.
Only an absolute autist would let pop culture influence his worldview that much.

For all his verbal diarrhea, when you get right down to it Bob is dumber than a box of hair.
 
Bob inserts himself because everyone else is stupid and he is very smert.
This whole thing starts with a troon Bob orbits asking if "longbows" take a lot of physical strength to use, why are they the "Default Female Protagonist Weapon" then proceeds to only mention Hunger Games and failing to realize the difference between an actual longbow and a recurve bow
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The "classic dramatization". It's a real knee slapper.
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None of this is particularly note worthy. It's just goofs saying goofy things. That is until Bob comes crashing in like a pseudo intellectual Kool-aid guy on a coke binge. Please take note of how he was so proud with his ability to set these window lickers straight that he retweeted it.
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And this dipshit wonders, quite loudly even, why no one ever defends him.

I wanna add too that I just realized that Bob never updated his bio since he took himself off of protected mode and I find that funny.
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TFW dipshits can't tell the difference between a longbow and regular archery...
 
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