Containment Twitter 4/15/20 - Chris roleplaying as Sonichu

[Picklechu]

Sorry, I’m not super up to date with lore. Was Chris banned from the con? Do bronies of all people really want nothing to do with him?

I know the con was canceled/postponed due to the pandemic, just wondering if he would’ve been looked down upon if it did end up happening.

They all blocked him on Twitter in the beginning of 2019. Chris can't handle being told no, or people he likes not liking him.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Sorry, I’m not super up to date with lore. Was Chris banned from the con? Do bronies of all people really want nothing to do with him?

I know the con was canceled/postponed due to the pandemic, just wondering if he would’ve been looked down upon if it did end up happening.

From field experience I can say that most bronies could come off as near normal. The ones like Chris or even worse (yes that is possible I've seen ones in wheelchairs being carted around by wranglers or ones who had grade A downs) not withstanding. So for some having the con postponed is worth it if it means not having to deal with Chris showing his ugly face around a brony social event

 

[SillySherman]

After binge-watching One Piece, he has similarities to Big Mom

1. Irresponsible parents: Chris was raised badly, BM was abandoned
2. Being manipulated: Chris was controlled by weens for amusement, BM was manipulated to kill and plunder
3. Both had goals in heaven but they're fucked up in details
4. Odd marriages: Chris had two wives and two husbands; BM had more than 20 ex-husbands.
5. Both have unhealthy diet
6. Both have history of being a hipocrite
7. Authorities don't want to deal with them

I'm actually surprised he hasn't hijacked some One Piece lore in his comics.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I'm actually surprised he hasn't hijacked some One Piece lore in his comics.

Chris wouldn’t have the attention span or patience. The length of the series is intimidating even for normal people.

 

[Tikbalang]

 

[AsianChris]

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Pressing X for doubt really hard.

 

[GherkinRealness]

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Sonichu really has nothing better to do in his first visit to this dimension than do an online IQ test?

 

[Gnarly Sharpie]

Sonichu really has nothing better to do in his first visit to this dimension than do an online IQ test?

This is not his first time: Sonichu came to defend his father against MLW in the original Attraction Sign confrontation. He did everything of value he could possibly do on the first go.

 

[Blow Standard]

It really baffles me that in the midst of a global pandemic Chris is more worried about brony cons and Sonichu than he is about his old and frail mother. I’m not sure how things are going over in Virginia, but if Covid ends up in the Chandler house we’re probably going to lose both of them.

I’ll be honest, I’m not sure just how often Chris leaves the house anymore, but I do know he’d follow absolutely no social distancing rules, because he’s a goddess and goddesses can’t get sick. Any illness symptoms are just his body reacting to the merge or some shit. And when his body literally starts shutting down from organ failure he’ll be excited because he thinks the merge is happening.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I'm sure if FreePersonalityTest.com offered 'How much medical knowledge do you know?' tests chris would do them over and over until he had a perfect store, then claim he's a surgeon.

This shit here makes me want to have him sit down and take an ACTUAL IQ test, because I believe the autism papers said he had an IQ of like 70.

It really baffles me that in the midst of a global pandemic Chris is more worried about brony cons and Sonichu than he is about his old and frail mother. I’m not sure how things are going over in Virginia, but if Covid ends up in the Chandler house we’re probably going to lose both of them.

I’ll be honest, I’m not sure just how often Chris leaves the house anymore, but I do know he’d follow absolutely no social distancing rules, because he’s a goddess and goddesses can’t get sick. Any illness symptoms are just his body reacting to the merge or some shit. And when his body literally starts shutting down from organ failure he’ll be excited because he thinks the merge is happening.

According to Google, Green county (chris's county) has five confirmed cases of the virus. Not exactly teeming with infections and chris and barb will likely get through it unscathed but that's no reason to not take it seriously. The instant Barb comes down with the coof she's as good as dead. Chris genuinely does not give a shit about his mom. However, the moment chris thinks he'd got it he'll waddle his ass through a crowded mall to get to a doctor, not caring who he infects on the way like the Great Unclean One he is.

I just wonder how much of chris's blase attitude is because Chris is convinced everything Drumf says is wrong, or if its just because thinking about the virus and the implications snaps him back to reality for a few unpleasant moments.

 

[Jack Awful]

It really baffles me that in the midst of a global pandemic Chris is more worried about brony cons and Sonichu than he is about his old and frail mother. I’m not sure how things are going over in Virginia, but if Covid ends up in the Chandler house we’re probably going to lose both of them.

I’ll be honest, I’m not sure just how often Chris leaves the house anymore, but I do know he’d follow absolutely no social distancing rules, because he’s a goddess and goddesses can’t get sick. Any illness symptoms are just his body reacting to the merge or some shit. And when his body literally starts shutting down from organ failure he’ll be excited because he thinks the merge is happening.

I'd be surprised if he actually cared about reality instead of his fantasy world.

The only thing that we can never predict about Chris is what the delusion will consist of.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It really baffles me that in the midst of a global pandemic Chris is more worried about brony cons and Sonichu than he is about his old and frail mother. I’m not sure how things are going over in Virginia, but if Covid ends up in the Chandler house we’re probably going to lose both of them.

I’ll be honest, I’m not sure just how often Chris leaves the house anymore, but I do know he’d follow absolutely no social distancing rules, because he’s a goddess and goddesses can’t get sick. Any illness symptoms are just his body reacting to the merge or some shit. And when his body literally starts shutting down from organ failure he’ll be excited because he thinks the merge is happening.

I'll be fine, the power of FuMan Chu is flowing through my veins, and my Goddess DNA is acting like shield, protecting me from the virus.....mudder, you ask?! Well, she's lived her life.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I think most decent people who suddenly found themselves with the powers of an almighty god(dess) would at least try to do some positive, selfless acts with those powers. Something like heal the sick and injured, end hunger in a famine stricken region, rid the world of the specter of nuclear armageddon by eliminating every nuclear stockpile, or end the COVID-19 pandemic.

But Chris? Fuck that altruistic shit! He's salty about missing out on a ponyfag convention, so he would use godlike powers to right that "injustice". Truly he is worthy of our worship and prayers.

Fuck that dude, I'd just go bowling.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I forgot, Chris was imitating as Sonichu when he was taking the "test". So, Sonichu is smarter than Chris?

If this isn't proof that Chris suffers from multiple personality disorder, then I don't how you can get him into a padded cell faster.

 

[Spergichu]

I forgot, Chris was imitating as Sonichu when he was taking the "test". So, Sonichu is smarter than Chris?

If this isn't proof that Chris suffers from multiple personality disorder, then I don't how you can get him into a padded cell faster.

I’m confident that if there was a well coordinated effort to report his body-swapping goddess delusions to the authorities and Chris found out about it, he’d drop everything. This is what happened when the Rollin’ and Trollin’ video came out. In it, Chris claimed he wasn’t an unemployed autist, so trolls began reporting him to the Feds for disability fraud. Once Chris found out, he immediately made a follow-up video denouncing what he had said and reaffirming his position as the autistic manchild we all know and love.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I think most decent people who suddenly found themselves with the powers of an almighty god(dess) would at least try to do some positive, selfless acts with those powers. Something like heal the sick and injured, end hunger in a famine stricken region, rid the world of the specter of nuclear armageddon by eliminating every nuclear stockpile, or end the COVID-19 pandemic.

But Chris? Fuck that altruistic shit! He's salty about missing out on a ponyfag convention, so he would use godlike powers to right that "injustice". Truly he is worthy of our worship and prayers.

I kinda find it similar to how Dr. Manhattan can't be bothered to basically end all world conflict despite possessing Godlike power and the ability to perceive all time simultaneously specifically because he's passively unconcerned about humanity and their problems. Only Dr. Manhattan's disconnect from humanity is because he legitimately perceives reality in a way human brains can't; Chris's grasp on reality is because his brain is literally less developed than the average person.

Oh well, at least Chris's CPU Goddess form doesn't show off his duck.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I’m confident that if there was a well coordinated effort to report his body-swapping goddess delusions to the authorities and Chris found out about it, he’d drop everything. This is what happened when the Rollin’ and Trollin’ video came out. In it, Chris claimed he wasn’t an unemployed autist, so trolls began reporting him to the Feds for disability fraud. Once Chris found out, he immediately made a follow-up video denouncing what he had said and reaffirming his position as the autistic manchild we all know and love.

I recently saw that vid. And his smug "take that, you trolls" like he won something out of it.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I kinda find it similar to how Dr. Manhattan can't be bothered to basically end all world conflict despite possessing Godlike power and the ability to perceive all time simultaneously specifically because he's passively unconcerned about humanity and their problems. Only Dr. Manhattan's disconnect from humanity is because he legitimately perceives reality in a way human brains can't; Chris's grasp on reality is because his brain is literally less developed than the average person.

Oh well, at least Chris's CPU Goddess form doesn't show off his duck.

Dr Manhattan is tired of us and being caught in the struggle of our lives.

Chris is autistic.

 

[Tikbalang]

Do you think Chris will have a Freaky Friday with Sockness?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I forgot, Chris was imitating as Sonichu when he was taking the "test". So, Sonichu is smarter than Chris?

If this isn't proof that Chris suffers from multiple personality disorder, then I don't how you can get him into a padded cell faster.

i think chris believes he's just as smart as Magi-Chan because he created Magi-Chan as a super genius. And since chris cannot abide someone faster, stronger, or smarter than him in his fantasy world, chris writes his comic self as being even smarter and more powerful than Magichan. That resulted in a idealized version of himself, which chris desperately wishes he was, and has completely abandoned reality to try and BECOME that chris. IE: he's trying to will himself to become smarter rather than actually going out and learning or reading or anything.

Do you think Chris will have a Freaky Friday with Sockness?

The only thing that would result in is Sockness losing his job because chris can't even handle whatever entry-level position that Sockness occupies. Its not like their home lives are all that different.