Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Moonpie]

Someone needs to get on YT and post all her silly ass Snapchat posts in a vid. It's much more revealing than her fake ass vids.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Amber said that we do not know her struggles.

Actually, this is quite true. Even though she keeps talking of her mental state, this mental state does not seem to interfere with her daily life and if it does, she does everything not to show it to us. She shows us in detail how healthy she eats, how more mobile she is, how fabulous her life is through buying ridiculous amount of stuff, how much money she carries with her, how much fun she has at an arcade with her friends, how cute she is by posting pictures of herself on Instagram, and so on. I do not see struggles. Telling us that you did not wash your hair for 2 months while smiling at the camera does not translate to struggles but instead of laziness. Where is the struggles?

 

[luofei]

WE DON'T WANNA HEAR YOUR CHILDISH POEMS AMBERLYNN

 

[Honey Blossom]

Her poem is hilarious bullshit.
“mascara stained pillow cases”. Bitch hasn’t had pillow cases on her pillows in years.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

That 'poem'. The first 2 lines would work as opening lines to 10 cent churned out detective novels in the 50s & 60s. The only kernel of truth in that entire written piece is the fact that she mentions she lies - three times. Yup, that she does.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

the current state of the world makes her too sad to make videos but she seems to be able to stop her tears long enough to be a huge cunt elsewhere on social media all day

 

[Wit Shoes]

Maybe Amber is revving up to release her own book of poetry, like Trisha Paytas did?!

Think of the profit opportunities!

She could even use the template that D/D used for her picture book of herself. She could just insert the poems on alternate pages from photos of her face.

 

[fck this]

Geez, what an ugly little meatloaf of a child she was.

of course she thinks it was the hair that made her ugly, not the fact that she was a 200 lb 9 year old. ahhh, some things never change

 

[No One Cares]

Boy she sure is cunty lately. If I were with a woman who constantly bemoaned about how lonely she was, I would totally bail. Her girlfriend is never more than 6ft away from her. If she's lonely talk to her. Don't write fucking "poems" about it. Jesus Christ, face your problems or stop talking about them. No one gives two shits about you. You're a terrible person, and if you won't help yourself why should we care?

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

It truly shocks me just how immature and incapable Amberlynn is of being a fucking functional adult. Anyone with an adult checking account can usually use their debit card and withdraw money until their account is at $0 unless they place a maximum on their account voluntarily. If that particular bank does place a mandatory spending limit on your checking account or tracks your typical spending habits to protect your money, you can simply call the bank when they halt a large purchase and make sure they know it was really you. And Amberlynn, LV bags are available online. If you have so much money, why don’t you prove it gorl?

Edit: grammar

 

[ADHD]

This is not the legs we're looking for, Amber.

Boy she sure is cunty lately. If I were with a woman who constantly bemoaned about how lonely she was, I would totally bail. Her girlfriend is never more than 6ft away from her. If she's lonely talk to her. Don't write fucking "poems" about it. Jesus Christ, face your problems or stop talking about them. No one gives two shits about you. You're a terrible person, and if you won't help yourself why should we care?

Bold of you to assume Becky cares enough to look at what Amber whines about on social media.

 

[Aldora]

Even as a baby she had a fat face.

 

[Moonpie]

Even as a baby she had a fat face.

She was fat all over. Probably from birth. I wonder what causes that?
These deathfats that were fatties all their life never get to a normal weight.

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

Come on guys, if amber wasn’t such a lard ass her whole life she would be pretty average looking. She wasn’t the cutest kid and that school picture is unfortunate but as a little one she was just an average, totally unremarkable looking kid you’d see at any given preschool. Not a kid you’d point at and call beautiful OR ugly. Her crackhead parents and horrible personality are what made her ugly and fat.

 

[Aldora]

She was fat all over. Probably from birth. I wonder what causes that?
These deathfats that were fatties all their life never get to a normal weight.

She was probably a brat and was given food to shut her up.

 

[Moonpie]

She was probably a brat and was given food to shut her up.

Yes. I'm sure she was a manipulative brat growing up. Stealing food. Never cleaning herself. Anyone with common sense would clean yourself if you started smelling. She's at the point she can't reach. There's no way with those t-rex arms.
I doubt Becky gives a fuck. She's in her own world.

 

[Phalanx]

Jesus Christ even as a child she had a gunt, wtf

Her poetry is not even poetry, it has not rhythm or rhyming couplet, It doesn't even have a structure. Poetry is structured verse.

 

[Turd Blossom]

She's posting a lot of shit on her IG, I selected only a few that I consider that are worth posting here

She's really passive aggressive in all these. Haydurs are living rent free in her head again.
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Becky must be out on an emergency Reese's run, cause our gorl is bored and attention-starved. I especially enjoyed esteemed feminist Amber B. Anthony lecturing that commentor on female empowerment.

Although she did have a point: technically her boobs aren't hanging out in all her pics. It might appear so to the untrained eye, but that's just chest fat cleverly smashed together. Everyone knows her actual boobs rest somewhere atop her upper fupa. Or 4th stomach... I haven't quite figured out the intricate and complicated bovine anatomy that all the various bulges represent.

 

[mekalekahi]

 

[Dragon Lady]

Imagine 6th grade being the peak of your hobby