Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

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I'm liking this new angle. It's giving me the POV of a funeral-goer peeking over the casket to give the bloated corpse one last glance before burial.
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ETA: second picture, lol no

Amber: the CEO of the death fats.

 

[Dragon Lady]

 

[luofei]

god amberlynn lives the most mundane life.

 

[Dwarf]

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https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1pR0fVk9niu2lD50Uj5WL2?si=32mp4BWnTRWcc8CGFfEPVQ

If anyone is interested in listening to some of our gorl's favorite bops.

 

[kiwirevolving]

SHOW LAYYGS YOU UGLY FUCKING SLUT NOT THIS SHIT

Spoiler: Too many

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

people watch MSPL to see horribly deformed bodies that seem to defy the limits of nature, people paid money to go to freak shows before TV and the internet existed, what makes those viewers "immature and shallow"? if she was skinny she'd be an incredibly average looking person and no one would give a shit about her legs. people always ask about her tree trunks because GOTDAMN those puppies must be horrifying to look at. i don't think most people enjoy looking at a gruesome car crash but we all can't help looking as we drive by.

your balloon legs are the only interesting thing about you hamber give the people a little joy in these trying times

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Poetrylynn


Basicbitchlynn


Ironiclynn


Delusionlynn

 

[Aldora]

She looks like a giant zit waiting to be popped.

 

[Bust Down Gloriana]

Amberlynn Reid is precisely the type of gorl that the movie Wall-E was trying to warn us about. Tragic.

 

[RandallBoggs]

"I'm so ugly uwu" proceeds to spam cleavage selfies with 5 layers of cutesy filters.
Cry me a river

 

[kiwirevolving]

"I'm so ugly uwu" proceeds to spam cleavage selfies with 5 layers of cutesy filters.
Cry me a river

And when you'd think ugly people don't post pics of themselves on social media

But Hamberlynn is on a whole new level

Edit: She's posting a lot of shit on her IG, I selected only a few that I consider that are worth posting here

She's really passive aggressive in all these. Haydurs are living rent free in her head again.

 

[raritycunt]

She posts those long winded poems thinking people actually read all that shit; that’s her first mistake.

 

[Clintonberg]

You don't know my struggles!

She's right in that not many people are 500+lbs blobs of mass. It's truly sad that she uses that as a staple excuse whenever it comes to holding herself accountable for her food addiction. I mean, congrats on losing weight by eating slightly less... I guess. But she's never going to develop as a person until she climbs that shelf ass out of the pity hole she dug herself into. I know who I'm talking about but Jesus Christ you would think she'd get half a clue by now.

 

[RandallBoggs]

"Taking medication is not the only way"

You're right Hamby, and yet, that's literally the only thing you do. You refuse to go to inpatient which is the only way you will get out of this. You can't fucking cure BED by just taking lexapro and seeing some hick councilor who isn't even an ED specialist, which I doubt you are even seeing anymore considering that according to you, your depression was so bad you didn't wash your hair for two months, and you don't have any reason to go out since restaurants are closed, so why would you even be motivated to go out to see a councilor? Or go out to get your lexapro prescription renewed?

 

[Moonpie]

She's laying it on thick.
My god she was even an ugly kid.
And shes still a lard ass who has gained weight.
Fucking lying cow.

I've never seen a person so large throughout their life- like her- and lose a healthy amount of weight. She needs to face it- she's gonna die at 600lbs or larger.
She was destined to be super morbidly obese. She's never been a normal weight or even close to it.
She thought being 350llbs wasn't bad. She's fucking delusional.

 

[Bookish]

Amber using Dana's go-to filters and making the same expressions is so creepy. I hope Dana doesn't own a rabbit and a pot.

Also interesting that she doesn't think we understand that photos taken closer up look bigger and vice versa.

 

[Dragon Lady]

Yknow what hammy you are a bad lesbian. Ate yourself out of going to your own pride lmao

 

[Clintonberg]

Yknow what hammy you are a bad lesbian. Ate yourself out of going to your own pride lmao

You think that's bad? Pride was probably the only thing she's eaten out since being with the Beckster.

 

[marjoram]

And when you'd think ugly people don't post pics of themselves on social media

But Hamberlynn is on a whole new level

Edit: She's posting a lot of shit on her IG, I selected only a few that I consider that are worth posting here

She's really passive aggressive in all these. Haydurs are living rent free in her head again.

Spoiler: Too many

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Geez, what an ugly little meatloaf of a child she was.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Geez, what an ugly little meatloaf of a child she was.

Her fucking eyes were even wonky as a kid! Good grief!