Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 293 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,178 96.1%

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Is it really that fucking hard to just donate to a charity? Why make a raffle? For all they know the winners could be greedy rich people who didn't need any financial assistance to begin with. "We only ask that you're above 18 and truly need the money" this will surely work, no one lies on the internet and they asked nicely!

Why make this so complicated?
It is easier to launder money this way. Giving out 100K as a charitable tax write off that people don't have to report, all done through a Twitter randomizing bot. A majoity of Instagram/Twitter giveaways are rigged, and they admitted they could serve a greater community by dontating to food banks, yet... let's randomly send $500 to strangers' paypals!! No questions asked! No requirements! As others have said, either a buy-in to get over this drama, or if you would like to tinfoil with me, a big dumb scam for clout OR (in a more fun universe) fraud.
 
They're doing a giveaway/marketing scheme. Coincidental timing with all of the recent drama.
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So, instead of helping battle the Corona Virus by donating to a charity that benefits researching treatments and vaccines, which would benefit everyone on the planet, he's giving 2 random fans, who will most likely be 15 year olds, $50k each in a way that will give him the maximum amount of Twitter engagement.

Wow, great moves, Ethan! Keep it up!
 
In any case, he got out while still (somewhat) ahead. Originally his channel was always about getting started as a singer (hence dizastamusic or wtfever the name was) and thats why he made the Filthy Frank/TooDamnFilthy channels.

He had his fun, built an audience, shot the shit, but eventually it had to end, and YouTube went hard to precipitate it. Thankfully he did it before it got to where it is now and before people like Ethan had the chance to fuck him over.

I may not like his stuff (haven't tried it) but nonetheless, he's successful and on the grind he wanted, so to me it's a happy ending. God knows what sort of garbage the show was going to be if he kept going while getting less returns, and not having much of an envelope left to push (short of going full CKY/WildBoys/Jackass)

I think a big motivating factor for JoJi was the changing landscape of YT. There's no way YT would monetize his content now.
 
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It's nice to see swatters get locked up, yet it's so hard to be happy for Ethan with how he defaults to being this smug, arrogant prick about everything.
 
So, instead of helping battle the Corona Virus by donating to a charity that benefits researching treatments and vaccines, which would benefit everyone on the planet, he's giving 2 random fans, who will most likely be 15 year olds, $50k each in a way that will give him the maximum amount of Twitter engagement.

Wow, great moves, Ethan! Keep it up!
I'm not sure if I'm misreading you, or if you misread their post but I'm under the impression that they're saying they will give $500 to 2 people per day for 100 days, for a total of $100k? Either way a completely stupid fucking idea.
 
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It's nice to see swatters get locked up, yet it's so hard to be happy for Ethan with how he defaults to being this smug, arrogant prick about everything.
Between the word losing its worth since you get called a nazi for the most innocuous, dumb shit and Ethan... being himself, I don't know if he's calling him a nazi for posting "gas the kikes" unironically, or because he was just trying to fuck with Ethan (unlike his wife).

Edit: Not to tinfoil or anything, but their baby looks like he has just about the regular number of chromosomes, is there a pool about Ethan not being the father?
 
Between the word losing its worth since you get called a nazi for the most innocuous, dumb shit and Ethan... being himself, I don't know if he's calling him a nazi for posting "gas the Trump's Chosen People" unironically, or because he was just trying to fuck with Ethan (unlike his wife).

Edit: Not to tinfoil or anything, but their baby looks like he has just about the regular number of chromosomes, is there a pool about Ethan not being the father?

I mean, considering how he snaps at the words cuck and simp I think that's less of a chance and more of a gaurantee. The true betting pool is how long until ethan beats his kid.
 
I feel like one day in the future we're gonna see Hila divorce his ass, take all his shekels and the kid, and head back to Israel to live with her family. Hila has always looked awkward as fuck around Ethan, I'm surprised they've lasted this long together.
 
I mean seeing as how Teddy Fresh is Hila's business. I'd see Ethan get kicked out of the mansion as he moves in with Idubbz because he wouldn't dare even take half of the money in a divorce. As the Simp doctrine states.
If that happens youtubers moving in together/collaborating more closely never ends well. They'll have some falling out and neither of them will be able to help shit talking the other.
 
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Jokes aside, I would bet that Ethan's crippling self-doubt helped guilt her into his internet life and then his podcast because she definitely doesn't look or sound into it.

Interestingly enough, despite this Hila has funnier comments than Ethan if you look back on their reaction videos. It's bizarre, like watching one of those circus animals turn a crank on an internet show and podcast and push out memes while dancing around a fairground, begging for pocket change. Somewhat uncomfortable? Somewhat entertaining? Something definitely out of place and unnatural about it all, though.

If Trisha is claiming they're in a sexless marraige (aside from trying for baby fupa I guess?), that might be the one thing I have ever believed from her.
 
I fucking loathe h3h3/Ethan Klein. His podcast is boring as shit. He has the shittiest of shit takes on any topic he decides to enlighten us with his thoughts about. He's socially r.etarded/can't read a room. He may be actually retarded, I'm not even sure anymore.

Here's an example of what cringey retard he is. When Bill Burr was on the podcast the first time he opens the show with this extremely patronizing smarmy "The great great, the G R E A T E S T Bill Burr, B-I-L-L B-U-R-R." and it obviously bothers Bill who says one "great" made him uncomfortable. Bill kind of mutters something about "say you appreciate my comedy or something". What does Ethan do the next time Bill Burr is on his show? When talking about Burr's new Netflix special he literally says " I appreciate it/you/your comedy." He literally uses the word Bill suggested. I couldn't believe it. I imagined Ethan writing down, "DONT USE THE WORD GREAT TO BILL BURR, SAY APPRECIATE". in his notes after the first podcast.

People say he should go back to making content, stick with what he was good at which I half agree with but even his content was never original or groundbreaking. It was stupid youtube gimmick shit like putting on 200 shirts, painting his face, and stealing gags from other people *cough* sam hyde. Which leads me to my belief that his entire popularity is built on the fact that he has a stupid/funny-looking face.

He is a garbage interviewer with horrible interviewing skills. He only has people on the show who are famous and that's why his podcast gets views. His wife is basically moral support for Ethan and barely adds anything to the podcast. Gokunaru did a good job of showing his garbage morality/personality so I won't get into that and I've already ranted long enough but I really hope his show fails. I think it's one of, if not the worst popular podcasts out there. If there is a guest it's pretty bad but if there's no guest it's horrendously bad.

PS: One more example of Ethan's shameless stealing, he uses and capitalizes off the name "Know your meme" for a lame ass segment he does on his podcast when he has no affiliation whatsoever with the popular and widely known knowyourmeme website.
 
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I fucking loathe h3h3/Ethan Klein. His podcast is boring as shit. He has the shittiest of shit takes on any topic he decides to enlighten us with his thoughts about. He's socially r.etarded/can't read a room. He may be actually exceptional, I'm not even sure anymore.

Here's an example of what cringey exceptional individual he is. When Bill Burr was on the podcast the first time he opens the show with this extremely patronizing smarmy "The great great, the G R E A T E S T Bill Burr, B-I-L-L B-U-R-R." and it obviously bothers Bill who says one "great" made him uncomfortable. Bill kind of mutters something about "say you appreciate my comedy or something". What does Ethan do the next time Bill Burr is on his show? When talking about Burr's new Netflix special he literally says " I appreciated it/you/your comedy." He literally uses the word Bill suggested. I couldn't believe it. I imagined Ethan writing down, "DONT USE THE WORD GREAT TO BILL BURR, SAY APPRECIATE". in his notes after the first podcast.

People say he should go back to making content, stick with what he was good at which I half agree with but even his content was never original or groundbreaking. It was stupid youtube gimmick shit like putting on 200 shirts, painting his face, and stealing gags from other people *cough* sam hyde. Which leads me to my belief that his entire popularity is built on the fact that he has a stupid/funny-looking face.

He is a garbage interviewer with horrible interviewing skills. He only has people on the show who are famous and that's why his podcast gets views. His wife is basically moral support for Ethan and barely adds anything to the podcast. Gokunaru did a good job of showing his garbage morality/personality so I won't get into that and I've already ranted long enough but I really hope his show fails. I think it's one of, if not the worst popular podcasts out there. If there is a guest it's pretty bad but if there's no guest it's horrendously bad.

PS: One more example of Ethan's shameless stealing, he uses and capitalizes off the name "Know your meme" for a lame ass segment he does on his podcast when he has no affiliation whatsoever with the popular and widely known knowyourmeme website.

The bill bur interview was hilarious when you realize his hate boner for bill was caused by Bill being loved by MGTOW, no I don't know why MGTOW love a man that is whipped so heavilly by his wife that his tone get's higher when she's around. Even though Bill hates those people and regualarily mocks them Ethan thought it was his chance to take down the MGTOW icon and it shows. It was beautiful and showed that not only was ethan a scummy person but that he was so used to attacking easy targets that he thought saying bill bur loved his daughter was a take down

Calling it now, it's his son from the future trying to stop his father from becoming an internet laughing stock and his parents divorcing. Also ethan is whiter than the kid.
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so if I'm understanding this correctly:
h3h3 used to be funny, but he pinned his heart to e-celeb fame and now he's experiencing a fall from grace. idubbz's whole routine was being a loser ironically, until he became an actual loser.
that streamer guy ninja, ironically on h3's podcast, was explaining why celebrities and youtubers fail as streamers and I think it perfectly summarizes why the h3h3 podcast doesn't work. He basically explains that while you're making a video for youtube or a show for TV, you can redo a take as many times as you want, or edit a script as many times as you want until it's funny or entertaining. But when you're streaming, you're entirely on the spot, and you need to be consistently entertaining for literal hours on end with no script or preparation.

Ethan is a funny guy and a good comedian, but he's just not entertaining to watch for several hours unedited. Outside of his youtube videos he's honestly a pretty dry and average dude. On top of this, he's a horrible interviewer when he has actually interesting or entertaining guests on. The bill burr podcast is the most infamous example of this.
 
The bill bur interview was hilarious when you realize his hate boner for bill was caused by Bill being loved by MGTOW, no I don't know why MGTOW love a man that is whipped so heavilly by his wife that his tone get's higher when she's around. Even though Bill hates those people and regualarily mocks them Ethan thought it was his chance to take down the MGTOW icon and it shows. It was beautiful and showed that not only was ethan a scummy person but that he was so used to attacking easy targets that he thought saying bill bur loved his daughter was a take down
Are you referring to interview 1 or 2 or both? I didn't realize Ethan was trying to call him out for any specific reason but I definitely noticed the passive aggressive underhanded compliments and statements.

"Oh, your AFRAID of your privacy getting compromised."

"I noticed in this special you weren't trying to be provocative"

"You're already thinking about your daughter being sexually assaulted and how she can protect herself."

Why the fuck would you talk about someones baby/toddler being sexually assaulted!?!!? I thought it was just Ethan usual passive aggressive/insecurity/shitty personality. I didn't realize he was trying to go after him for a specific reason like you said. I also didn't know Burr is popular with the MGTOWs. It's probably because he is one of the only comics who gets away with shitting on women and calling women out for their bullshit. Especially now in clown world where even the smallest slight against any under-privileged demographic can get someone "canceled".
 
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